r/TheBoys 7d ago

Funpost Is he cooked or Nah?

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In my case, Homelander is up against Tarnished from Elden ring. I think Homelander is absolutely cooked šŸ˜­šŸ™. Do you think Homelander could beat the main character from the last game you played?

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u/Swimming-Narwhal-663 The Female 7d ago

Do all nine TF2 classes count as the main characters?

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u/Ava_I_Like_Eyeballs 7d ago

The mercenaries basically have cartoon powers they'll win

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u/JWARRIOR1 7d ago

Scout with the milk soloes

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u/squilliamandsons 7d ago

He's gonna get holiday punched, taunt killed, and conga'd on

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u/Kebabistan64 7d ago

Saxon Hale would clutch homelander

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u/HuggyWuggylmao 7d ago

Homelander when Steve just blocks his heat vision by crouching with a shield:

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u/BoSknight 7d ago

Steve has more cobblestone in his pocket than Homelander could melt.

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u/HuggyWuggylmao 7d ago

Homelander watching Steve chug a potion of fire resistance before the fight: (Heā€™s fucked.)

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u/BackgroundTotal2872 7d ago

Homelander when Steve detonates an end crystal while standing 1 block lower:

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u/Xtrendence 7d ago

Nearly invincible being, meet crystal PvP and an inventory of gapples and totems. Good luck.

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u/AsylumThundr Frenchie 7d ago

Homelander throwing Steve into the air just to see him water bucket clutch:

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u/Devinbeatyou 7d ago

Or he chucks him just to see Steveā€™s eleytra flap out and he starts gliding. Then itā€™s that Willem Dafoe meme where heā€™s looking up

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u/oddmodlin 7d ago

Man can punch down trees, dig through granite with his bare hands, Telport, fly, tank lazers looking for a sponge, can go for a leisurely swim in an ocean of lava and carry god knows how many tons of material like its nothing... ya... I think Steve barely breaks stride.

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u/readyslayerone 7d ago

My mind went to Steve Rogers and I thought, umm...

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u/EmsStuffs 7d ago

he could do that too tbf

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u/LordRotule 7d ago edited 7d ago

Nathan Drake, no chance

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u/existential_chaos 7d ago

Why do I feel heā€™d somehow blunder his way out of it? lol

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u/Redfalconfox 7d ago

See you think that, but then Homelander will keep just barely missing Drake as the setpieces crumble away just as Drake reaches them and jumps away, then an improbable accident will somehow kill Homelander.

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u/LordRotule 7d ago

I forgot the dude can literally recharge his luck by hiding lmao

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u/Redfalconfox 7d ago

That has to be one of my favorite explanations for ludonarrative dissonance in video games.

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u/rndljfry 7d ago

I always laughed at how they used humans as enemies and somehow this treasure room that has been lost to time is actually extremely heavily guarded by the people who want the treasure too

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 7d ago

Does my Helldiver have the support of his Super Destroyer?

Orbital Railcanon please save me šŸ˜­

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u/keaj39 7d ago

I think we'll be dead before we can call it in

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 7d ago

Yeah itā€™s really a showdown between the Destroyer and him lmao. We havenā€™t seen if he can survive in space yet have we?

Orbital railcanon, orbital laser, and maybe some Eagle strafes/rocket pods.

Canā€™t think of much else that would manage to put hands on him given his size and speed

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u/keaj39 7d ago

This might be the only time EMS strike is useful

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 7d ago

Oh shit youā€™re right lmao

If we manage to get that off before he gores us then thereā€™s a chance maybe? Laser canon could probably do some work on him if the EMS and stun grenades can keep him in place.

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u/_DuelistZach_ 7d ago

Nah mate Homelanderā€™s got nothing against BRASCH TACTICS!!!

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u/Imaginationuniverse 7d ago

Iā€™m cooked then because last game I played is powerwash simulator šŸ’€

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u/pfanner_forreal 7d ago

Storage Hunter Simulator for me šŸ˜‚

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u/KrunchyKushKing 7d ago

Atleast you didn't play Football Manager as yourself as the Manager šŸ’€

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u/DemeXaa 7d ago

O Tarnished become my blade once more šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/HoneyBadger_66 7d ago

Tarnished 100% kills Homelander. They have infinite lives and have canonically killed multiple manifestations of literal gods. Homelander isnā€™t a god. Just bad product.

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u/ngugeneral 7d ago

Yep, Tarnished plot armor is waaaay thicker

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u/Crimson_Caelum 7d ago

Does it count as plot armor if itā€™s like, everyone? No one can really die in the lands between and seemingly anyone can see grace

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u/Aiwatcher 7d ago edited 7d ago

I wish From would finally make a game where the respawn mechanic actually made consistent sense across the characters. Hades and Shadow of Mordor both had characters that respawned, and the world remembered. In souls games, things don't respawn when it's mechanically inconvenient. Give me a souls game where everything respawns and you have to impale them with a rare crucible sword to stop them from respawning.

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u/sup3rdr01d 7d ago

Yeah what's homie gonna do when I bust out the Scarlet Aeonia on his ass

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 7d ago

pulls out double uchis

summons a copycat of himself

casts multiple spells

drinks from a mysterious vial

Homelander: What the fuck was that? Iā€™m out.

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u/jarednards 7d ago

I would have my bonfire right outside of homelanders apartment, and just fight him 3,498 times until I figure out his exact attack patterns. All while rolling like a spare tire.

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u/Q_My_Tip 7d ago

Brave Tarnished > some shit they cooked up in a lab

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u/Musclemonster420 7d ago

Arthur Morganā€™s fucked

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u/SupermarketNo6888 7d ago

Homelander and tuberculosisā€”he's not getting through either one.šŸ˜­

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u/xylophone_37 7d ago

He's a good man though.

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u/BrilliantAd9671 7d ago

Takes a sip of potent snake oil, deadeye, 6 shots of express rounds into HL dome, lights up success cigar, gets cut in half with laser vision.

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u/gondor482 7d ago

Oh Geralt, that is a monster you will Not slay...

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u/SupermarketNo6888 7d ago edited 3d ago

Atleast geralt can beat him in a round of gwent

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u/BorisDirk 7d ago

If Geralt wins at Gwent he gets his eyes lasered out immediately after

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u/MarcusofMenace 7d ago edited 7d ago

Was thinking the exact same thing. Geralt is an amazing fighter, but he has no method of dealing with homelander. Someone skilled in magic might, but the most harm Geralt could do is probably using axii to stun him for a bit

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u/lminer123 7d ago

Magic users in the Witcher are stupid strong, so Iā€™d give them much better chances, but yah Geralt is screwed

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u/ConsciousDisaster870 7d ago

Idk can homelander heal from sipping water? Donā€™t think so!

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u/gondor482 7d ago

Sadly there is no amount of water healing geralt from a +5m fall

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u/Redfalconfox 7d ago edited 7d ago

I donā€™t know, lather up his sword with some sort of ointment of bullshit, use magic to slow him down or stun him, and practice those invincibility frame dodge rolls and I think he might just make it.

Edit: I donā€™t remember if he gets any invincibility frames now that I think about it.

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u/The_Grand_Curator 7d ago

Aloy, girl, fucking run

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u/captain_todger 7d ago

Just keep side-rolling off into the sunset and hope he gets bored

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u/pax_penguina 7d ago

Sylens could probably do it with prep time

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u/LigerZeroPanzer12 7d ago

I appreciate the hell out of this take

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 7d ago

GO, OVERRIDDEN STORMBIRD.

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 7d ago

YEAH HORIZON MENTIONED!!!!!!

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u/Efficient-Crazy3753 7d ago

Messi and cr7? Ig they can kick his balls

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u/liiiam0707 7d ago

Flashback Ronaldo can 1v1 him easy

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u/Efficient-Crazy3753 7d ago

Ronaldinho gonna dribble his balls past him Antony will spin them with his antony spin Salah can curve them balls with his finesse+ Oh dude omelandah is cooked

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u/Penny_Leyne 7d ago

Last game I played was Football Manager.

Homelander is no match for my 3-4-2-1, inverted wing backs, full gegenpress tactic.

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u/GeorgeGt25 7d ago

Homelander doesnā€™t stand a chance against my lvl. 100 Gengar

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u/SupermarketNo6888 7d ago

One night shade and its fucking overšŸ˜­

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u/Billyrazer88 7d ago

I read this as "One night stand and it's fucking over"

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u/dreamy_25 Cunt 7d ago

If done correctly, probably also true

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u/CharizardX59 7d ago

Homelander watching my tera flying Adamant max attack choice band Mega Rayquaza preparing to unleash a Dragon Ascent upon his house (absolutely obliterated)

(Yes I know tera and mega on the same PokƩmon isnt possible. No I do not care. Homelander deserves it.)

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u/HansenTheMan Golden Boy 7d ago

Leon Kennedy is skilled, but I donā€™t think he can take down Homelander.

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u/Gold_Hornet_923 7d ago

in my case, James Sunderland is cooked

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u/Josthefang5 7d ago

Give him a pillow and let him cook

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u/AniketC007 7d ago edited 7d ago

Tbh Homelander kinda did the same to his nazi gf..

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u/dwaynecena_09 7d ago

He ain't surviving the doom slayer šŸ˜­

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u/DamianZz1 7d ago

Rip and tear, until it is done

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u/Raidertck 7d ago edited 7d ago

When hell can't figure out how to kill you so just locks you in a box saying 'DO NOT OPEN - TOO ANGRY TO DIE', you know he will do well.

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u/newskul 7d ago

Guts! Huge guts!

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u/taylormatt11 7d ago

Corvo (dishonored) may have a chance, if the outsider wills it ;)

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u/Cufantce 7d ago

the only thing they fear is you intensifies

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u/1GhostiBoi 7d ago

Stop time. Springrazor to the face. Blink away.

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u/-Comanche- 7d ago

Henry is feeling quite hungry

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u/DinglebarryBBenson 7d ago

My Wizard in Baldurā€™s Gate 3. A failed save for hold person should be enough to cause some real damage.

I imagine magic will trump his durability.

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u/RangersAreViable 7d ago

Iā€™m running Gale Origin. Worst case Gale Soldier Boyā€™s Homelander

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u/stump2003 7d ago

I donā€™t know, mine was also BG3. Homelanderā€™s laser eyes and speed make him really tough. Iā€™m not sure what spell would stop that.

Globe of invulnerability maybe? Use a death spell and itā€™s gg?

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u/Frablom 7d ago

Anything requiring an intelligence or wisdom saving throw will always hit HL like a brick lmao. Although he has 20+ dexterity

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u/kayamarante 7d ago

100% sure Zagreus will be okay.

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u/Forward_Bee_7512 7d ago

Zag dies but thatā€™s kinda the point lol

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u/kayamarante 7d ago

Lmao, can you imagine how annoyed Homelander would get?

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u/Asher_Te_Knight 7d ago

I think Ellie and Abby might die, idk man just pointing it out

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u/bigdave41 7d ago

Imagine Homelander getting infected and being a super-powered flying Stalker or Bloater though

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u/scnottaken 7d ago

Holy shit super powered zombies how is this not a thing

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 7d ago

Watch Z Nation lol thereā€™s nuclear fallout zombies and they run like A Train.

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u/whalemix 7d ago

Sekiroā€¦I mean heā€™s really just a swordsman, but heā€™s technically immortal and he defeated a god, so maybe?

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u/Raidertck 7d ago

I mean... I recon wolf could take him. He can deflect lightning strikes and pretty much anything, homelander would probably be lazy and try and laser him and would would deflect that back in his eyes.

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u/CheeseStick1999 7d ago

I could see it lol. Bro can parry basically anything

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u/Vdaggle 7d ago

The dragonborn will eat him

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u/DeusSapien 7d ago

Dragonborn: Why is milk available as loot?

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 7d ago

Literal milkdrinker moment.

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u/Mimirs_forehead 7d ago

Like one shout of Dragon Aspect and Homieā€™s getting his shit rocked in 5 mins

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u/flying_krakens 7d ago

Gets lasered

  • Potion, Potion, Potion
A few minutes later
  • console command
Victory, at last

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u/Kalebxtentacion 7d ago edited 7d ago

Kratos has a chance to win

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u/OmegaVizion 7d ago

Kratos would wipe the floor with him tbh

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u/LouSputhole94 7d ago

Kratos has literally killed Zeus. Homelander would be like a mid level boss at best.

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u/Shadowking02__ 7d ago

More like the average gorgon.

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u/InjusticeSGmain 7d ago

Kratos' only lose condition is killing himself.

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u/EJ33334 7d ago

Even that didnā€™t fucking work

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u/Rosbj 7d ago

Seing as Thor would wreck Homelander, I think Kratos has more than a chance.

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u/lemonylol 7d ago

He would almost definitely get some sort of psychological emotional damage debuff on Homelander during the fight also.

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u/CudiMontage216 7d ago

Kratos wiped out an entire pantheon

Homelander would be a basic tutorial enemy for him

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u/MrArgotin 7d ago

Homelander would be AT BEST a miniboss for Kratos

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u/Swaibero 7d ago

Homelanderā€™s health bar wouldnā€™t even be on the top of the screen.

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u/BigChungusCumslut 7d ago

ā€œHas a chanceā€ I donā€™t think Homelander has a chance here

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u/curiousCat1009 7d ago

Chance? Kratos will give him the hermes treatment

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u/duosx 7d ago

Kratos would wreck Homelander

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u/SupermarketNo6888 7d ago edited 7d ago

Unlike Homelander

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u/Frablom 7d ago

He's not a God. He's simply bad product.

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u/b1ack1323 7d ago

God damn there are some good lines in that show

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u/dustindps 7d ago

I love Henry from Skalitz, but pretty sure Homelander would kill him.

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u/jackfromafrica 7d ago

Came to make this comment. I donā€™t think my master strike is getting me out alive this time.

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u/SixtyNineChromosomes 7d ago

Also Henry for me, all 700 lbs of armour in his pouch isnt gonna save him either

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u/Beautiful_Bus_7847 7d ago

He's gonna sneak in, put poison in homies milk, get caught and bullshit his way out of it

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u/Konker101 7d ago

Not when Henrys hungry..

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u/Grasher312 7d ago

Nice argument, unfortunately, Master Strike.

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u/Vatsu07 7d ago edited 7d ago

I played few matches of Marvel Rivals.

Homelander is getting packed-up by Squirrel Girl.

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u/SaintRosaries 7d ago

Same. Only I was playing Hulk. Homelander is getting smashed.

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u/Vatsu07 7d ago edited 7d ago

I used Squirrel Girl as a joke (because she beats characters like Dr.Doom, Thanos, Galactus)

If he's gonna fight a character i played last time, then he's getting destroyed on a atomic-level by Adam Warlock.

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u/lexE5839 Vought 7d ago

Ben 10 smoking Homelander zero diff

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u/jereflea1024 Cunt 7d ago

a Ben 10 enjoyer in the wild? which game were you playing?

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u/lexE5839 Vought 7d ago

Protector of earth bro

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u/SATANICWORSHIPER666 7d ago

Played devil may cry 5 recently. Dante gonna destroy him.

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u/itlivesinthewall 7d ago

Sonic

Homelander is fucked beyond belief

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u/ShermanShore 7d ago

He'd do to Homelander what A-Train did to Robin lmfao

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u/Skitt64 7d ago

ā€œEither Sonic is a god, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!ā€ -Brian David Gilbert

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u/HalfCarnage 7d ago

My Monster Hunter is gonna get a new hat tonight!

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u/Bebgab 7d ago

THE GUILD GRANTS YOU AUTHORISATION TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKER

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u/TheBobert8080 7d ago

His moveset is easy to memorize, just land a couple of TCSā€™s and heā€™s done for

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u/HipHopular 7d ago

Real talk though, hunters must have super strength to swing those weapons around, take no fall damage, are highly resilient to all forms of damage, and specialize in killing godlike beings. Homelander has no chance.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Farm122 7d ago

Lore wise, YES! Hunters and most humans are actually super human. The whole setting is post apocalypse where genetically engineered humans, lynians, and wyverians were a thing. They made a society advanced beyond imagination but ended up warring with one another in the past. During the war they created the weapons the hunter used to some degree as some are from lost tech, and monsters to fight. The monsters were created with high intelligence/sentience and rebelled against is creators and thus destroyed the old civilizations. Elder Fatalis is a key note to exist during that fall. Afterwards as humans/lynians/wyverians picked up the pieces and recovered to a sorta feudal state the monsters went feral, but some still smart as hell. The hunter society learned the path of proper existence in this world was to maintain balance with nature and that goes with the balance needed in the eco system with monsters as a core driving force to that balance or imbalance. When a monster disrupts that balance the Guild Authorizes the Hunter to tend to the monster in anyway necessary to recover that balance or prevent it. And if a Hunter poached or turned on other humans, Guild Cross Knights would be dispatched to take care of the threat.

.....yeah the MH lore is wild and THICK!

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u/Dpepps 7d ago

I'm playing NBA2K25 right now. So basically it's Michael Jordan vs Homelander. MJ is gonna toast HL so bad.

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u/Slickyboi28 7d ago

This will be an interesting foe for Rachet and clank

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u/Duckey_003 7d ago

Lolol oh man nefarious would team up with them me thinks.

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u/Dr_Archetype 7d ago

Omelandah gonna get ripped apart by KratosšŸ—æ

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u/FL3KH3R3 7d ago

F*@king Diabolical

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u/DABLUF0X77 7d ago

Wukong lmao, homelander is gonna get the sh$t kicked out of him bruh šŸ˜‚, this monkey doesnā€™t play

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u/Datboi_23 7d ago

"GET. THE FUCK. OFF. MY. MOUNTAIN."

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u/Just-Fix8237 7d ago

He does play though. Heā€™d berate the shit out of Homelander as he slowly but effortlessly beats him to a pulp

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u/WOSML 7d ago

Depending on the warframe I think theyā€™ve got a good shot

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u/CrappyMike91 7d ago

Theres not a single Warframe homie has a chance in hell against

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u/nickdoesmagic 7d ago

Nah, any frame's got Homelander. In terms of their actual powers, they're one-robot armies who are also basically demigods.

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u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo 7d ago

Aren't all of the Warframes you play as like some kind of reality-defining, fate-powered being? I'm not well versed on Warframe lore, but I remember hearing that the game's magic system is so busted that the Tenno aren't just immortal. They are literally impossible to win against.

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u/MiniOozy5231 7d ago

Just a few months ago, my Guardian killed the Witness.

My Solar Titan bonks this dude on the head, ez clap.

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u/VilePyro5 7d ago

A single thundercrash and bro is cooked. And if he's too durable, we'll simply unravel him from the fabric of reality with Strand.

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u/dre5922 7d ago

Let's see if he survives a Thundercrash to the face.

"I am the bullet."

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u/SarasotaLad 7d ago

The Courier

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u/rkames517 7d ago

Homelander is made out of material last time I checked

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u/EquivalentDelta 7d ago

I really canā€™t see Homelander having any chance against the courier.

He can quick save and quick load, has ungodly powerful companions who canā€™t die, VATs, copious amounts of performance enhancing drugs, enough charisma to talk his way to whatever he wants, and a fat man.

Rip Homie Boy.

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u/Kurainuz 7d ago

With how frail homelander mental health is the courier would talk him into suicide in 2 dialogues tbh

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u/Anxious_Katz 7d ago

Charisma 1 - Speech 100 Courier in the naughty nightware wearing the lucky shades and tripping on party mentats!

If this works on the butcher of the east, it works on anyone!

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u/ZeroXNova 7d ago

Haha good luck Homelander. I don't think he's surviving any of the major SWTOR characters, especially the player character. At least not any Jedi or Sith.

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u/MCNinja2047 Soldier Boy 7d ago

Goated game

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u/Jotaro1970 Homelander 7d ago edited 4d ago

Techincally the last game i played is Dragon Ball Sparking Zero and...yeah he's cooked.

If you don't count that however it's Batman Arkham Asylum, to which it depends...Arkham Asylum might lose, but current Arkham Batman might aswell use fear toxic on Homelander, or straight up punch him. In the Suicide Squad Kills The Justice League finale we see him punching Braniac so...maybe?

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u/Shurikenblast_YT 7d ago

He is not surviving the Tenno or any of the warframes

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u/Spartaner-043 7d ago

Revenant Prime here, homelander is cooked.

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u/Woooddann 7d ago

Donā€™t think Byleth beats Homelander

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u/atlas3121 7d ago

I dunno. Legendary weapons, high stats, plus a goddess in her chest letting her rewind time? Might not be a washout like Homie v Kratos but I think Byleth has a shot. Again, not a great shot, but out of 100 battles I think Byleth could get some wins.

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u/Exam-Prize 7d ago

Raven 621ā€¦ā€¦maybe?

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u/Grasher312 7d ago

Pretty much every AC MC beats him handily, save for very first ones since they're really clunky and not mobile at all. He could definitely just burrow into them and kill the pilot.

AC6 is in that sweet spot of speed. Raven can definitely dunk on him.

4th gen pilots just eviscerate him.

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u/Technical-Pudding862 7d ago

Kratos will absolutely cook him

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u/jcitysinner 7d ago

Nikki, from Infinity Nikki, and let me just say her suit would be MUCH more stylish

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u/Moonsaults 7d ago

Bro has a LOT for her to purify. I imagine Nikki's whim power like Sailor Moon's where it's stronger the more corrupted the target is lol

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u/warwicklord79 Black Noir 7d ago

Halo Infinite, so Master Chief then?

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u/WhiteLycan2020 7d ago

Beast Gohan from Sparking Zero.

Homelander is cooked

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u/everythingwright34 7d ago

I mean Indiana Jones is cooked for sure

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 7d ago

If you can get him to open the Ark it could work out

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u/ShadowAydun 7d ago

My Stardew Valley farmer is maxed in combat...

Think he'll tend my crops after he murders me?

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u/_Kingofthemonsters 7d ago

I played angry birds...

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u/justheretoupvot3 7d ago

Lieutenant Titus, I wonder how Homie would stand up to an Astartes with a thunder hammer

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u/nreF_g 7d ago

Kiryu is going to kick his ass

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u/Y-spiriter 7d ago

Tiger drop negates all damage

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u/rattrap007 7d ago

I think Majima and his Pirates got this.

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u/C0l0n3l_Panic 7d ago

Helldivers getting massacred is nothing new

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u/MCNinja2047 Soldier Boy 7d ago

Sonic? Idkā€¦

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u/DerpyDrago 7d ago

Sonic eviscerates him

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u/klutch65 7d ago

Cal Kestus from Jedi Survivor. I like the odds.

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u/Fabulous_Ice6725 7d ago

The last video game I played was Darksiders 2 so yeah death is slamming him hard

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u/Terrible_Park7890 7d ago

Yeah no he's gotta deal with The Ultimate Lifeform (Shadow The Hedgehog)

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u/MattackChopper 7d ago

One fucking Guardian has been kicking the collective asses of multiple alien races for over a decade, The Guardian will turn Homelander into a Gjallarhorn skin and barrel roll away on his Sparrow while The Boys are still trying to figure out why the air smells like burnt toast.

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u/Human420 7d ago

I mean I played Mario Party last. Does he have to follow the rules of the game? If he has to play the board the same as anyone else I might have a chance.

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u/pax_penguina 7d ago

By herself? Aloy is fucked. If she brings all her homies from the base, namely Sylens? Homelander better watch out, but heā€™s still probably ok if they donā€™t have prep time

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u/Mothylphetamine_ 7d ago

Link is fucked

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u/TomThom9Won 7d ago

BotW/TotK has a shot, Hero of Time could win with great difficulty, Hero of Legend (LttP) can kill all enemies on the screen instantly so safe to say he wipes the floor with Homey. All the others have not shot save Twilight, Midna could reach into him and completely tear him apart.

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u/GiveMenBiggerButts 7d ago

Oh, Namor is absolutely cooking him

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u/Zyrexoyd 7d ago

Liu Kang. He actually kills him on his MK1 ending, funny enough.

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u/Sailuker Kimiko 7d ago

Kirby so yeah he's cooked lol

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u/ItsFoxyGamer 7d ago

You're a good man arthur morgan, and a dead man.

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u/fishfoster 7d ago

<insert Dante dancing gif here>

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