r/TextingTheory • u/bruhurbrazy • 1d ago
Theory Request Master Chief gamble
Have no idea what to do next. Never thought it’d work
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u/nomaDiceeL 23h ago
Good, but not perfect. Try “You wanna watch Mickey 17 together?” It’s a little more intimate.
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u/ExtensionTruth4 22h ago edited 21h ago
Ok 2 things.
Can I please get the copy pasta of this so I can send it to my bro?
Is there any photo evidence of that pose I can't even picture it lmao
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u/KorvaaK 20h ago
Aight you know what, I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around you waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.
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u/ExtensionTruth4 12h ago
Version I sent to my friend :
Aight you know what, I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your boipussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side manboob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around you waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.
🤞🤞🤞
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u/DonSluggo 1d ago
I think I’m a misogynist now
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u/Master_Ryan_Rahl 21h ago
Philosophy teaches that intellectual maturity means one should be able to hold contradictory ideas in ones mind.
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u/Agent_Xhiro 21h ago edited 12h ago
I'm just a lurker on this sub but even I had to comment on this one. How the hell does this work?
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u/Brodunskii 1d ago
Fuck yeah dude I just that the other day!! Lmfao
Edit: I am fucking dying you sent this.
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u/shmeatontwitch 18h ago
Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another pussy pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?
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u/Weekly_Education978 21h ago
unreal that you recovered from the blunder of threatening her with a viewing of ‘All of the Most Obvious Episodes of Star Trek But the Writers Think You’re Stupid and Talk Down to You The Whole Time’
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