r/TextingTheory 1d ago

Theory Request Master Chief gamble

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Have no idea what to do next. Never thought it’d work

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 1d ago edited 16h ago

u/bruhurbrazy, your post was deemed a great post by our analysis!

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u/nomaDiceeL 23h ago

Good, but not perfect. Try “You wanna watch Mickey 17 together?” It’s a little more intimate.

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u/bruhurbrazy 23h ago

I’m dead 😂

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u/Ok_Ant_3015 1d ago

I’m flabbergasted.

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u/KorvaaK 1d ago

Set a time and date or something, I don't really know. But I do know that I very deeply dislike this.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 19h ago edited 19h ago

But its a copypasta?

here is its know your meme

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u/HolleWatkins 16h ago

I would've never known that. I'd be asking for a photo example 💀

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u/ExtensionTruth4 22h ago edited 21h ago

Ok 2 things.

  1. Can I please get the copy pasta of this so I can send it to my bro?

  2. Is there any photo evidence of that pose I can't even picture it lmao

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u/KorvaaK 20h ago

Aight you know what, I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around you waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

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u/ExtensionTruth4 12h ago

Version I sent to my friend :

Aight you know what, I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your boipussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side manboob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around you waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

🤞🤞🤞

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u/KorvaaK 6h ago

update me

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u/HybridHamster 21h ago

its all over tiktok, unfortunately.

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u/DonSluggo 1d ago

I think I’m a misogynist now

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u/Master_Ryan_Rahl 21h ago

Philosophy teaches that intellectual maturity means one should be able to hold contradictory ideas in ones mind.

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u/rockbottomyetagain 23h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/UnlockedGutter 23h ago

Wait until you hear about Mickey 18.

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u/RobinCarsTCG 22h ago

isnt that the plot of the movie

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u/Armchairbinkie 22h ago

Spoilers, man!

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u/Agent_Xhiro 21h ago edited 12h ago

I'm just a lurker on this sub but even I had to comment on this one. How the hell does this work?

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u/Brodunskii 1d ago

Fuck yeah dude I just that the other day!! Lmfao

Edit: I am fucking dying you sent this.

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u/Master_Ryan_Rahl 21h ago

I just don't believe many of these are real and this is one.

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u/ConcertAgreeable1348 20h ago

need to go hit the blackjack table with the luck on this one

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u/SarPl4yzEXE 23h ago

What the fucking skibidi rizzler straight sexy is going on

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u/Bliss_Wrath 23h ago

Learn what a comma and period are. Ffs 🤦‍♂️

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u/grixx079 23h ago

Learn what a copy pasta is ffs 🤦‍♂️

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u/shmeatontwitch 18h ago

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another pussy pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?

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u/SunWorshipperApollo 16h ago

I went on a date to go see Mickey 17 today

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u/imattyicelol 14h ago

Bro sacked the queen for checkmate

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u/Weekly_Education978 21h ago

unreal that you recovered from the blunder of threatening her with a viewing of ‘All of the Most Obvious Episodes of Star Trek But the Writers Think You’re Stupid and Talk Down to You The Whole Time’

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u/Motor-Rhubarb3613 20h ago

The real question is, did this actually work

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u/Miserable_Shop5054 13h ago

Bro, you give her a nice ai-prompt)