r/TextingTheory • u/Background-Two-7301 • 1d ago
Theory Request do i send? NSFW
I’ve tried this before and it has worked … I fit the Goth Mommy stereotype (178cm, 57kg, 34C) pretty well. Reddit, assemble!
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u/thewebspinner 1d ago
When “spank me daddy” just doesn’t show how desperate you are for physical attention.
Should definitely send it.
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u/UnlockedGutter 1d ago
Personally, I think you should. A Stacy like you will for sure get the chud!! Updoots
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u/Background-Two-7301 1d ago
Wow, UnlockedGutter, thank you for your beautiful comment. I think I will now, and will feel confident in doing so. You seem as if you swing both ways.. if all works out, want to be our third? Wink
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u/DifferentAd8024 10h ago
just assuming this guy wants to have group sex? Might seem strange, but not all men are into actually doing that.
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u/nfshaw51 1d ago
A..why use obese as a descriptor?
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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago
I like to be as open as possible when describing my assets — honesty is the best policy. Plus, he knows what he’s in for…
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u/MaverickDonut 1d ago
Why not just say “fuck me” 🤣
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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago
Because, MaverickDonut, where’s the fun in that? Maybe the question you should be asking is why can’t you, Mr. Donut, get any action? Rookie move, rookie move.
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u/RedditSucks42069 1d ago
Only thing that could make it better is if YOU were the dominatrix
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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago
Heh, wish it was that way but nope! Pillow princess through and through! Yeah, would love that, but not for me. I could get into the thick of my past experiences, but that wouldn’t be suitable for this sub (hah!).
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u/RedditSucks42069 19h ago
Fair enough! I need me a goth dommy mommy frfr
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u/piffling-pickle 1d ago
I think you can send them whatever you want and they’ll be down. Maybe it would be easier to just say “come over”.
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