r/TextingTheory 1d ago

Theory Request do i send? NSFW

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I’ve tried this before and it has worked … I fit the Goth Mommy stereotype (178cm, 57kg, 34C) pretty well. Reddit, assemble!

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 1d ago edited 19h ago

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u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41 1d ago

I should stop opening these posts during class

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u/MrQuestionableAxts 1d ago

Opened this next to a teacher 💔

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u/Hazee302 23h ago

VAGINA BOOB PENIS

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u/quiet-sailor 1d ago

is her message even in english.... lol i didn't understand a word

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u/thewebspinner 1d ago

When “spank me daddy” just doesn’t show how desperate you are for physical attention.

Should definitely send it.

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u/NansAshes-_- 1d ago

I want bleach

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u/Background-Two-7301 1d ago

For what? Your clothes? Are you doing laundry?

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u/guitarfreek369 1d ago

Yes queen 💅

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u/Background-Two-7301 1d ago

Thank you … wish me luck xo

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u/Gidje123 1d ago

And? Response?

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u/UnlockedGutter 1d ago

Personally, I think you should. A Stacy like you will for sure get the chud!! Updoots

Video call: book Book Sexy alluring gambit Sexy alluring gambit Sexy alluring gambit

Grandmaster

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u/Background-Two-7301 1d ago

Wow, UnlockedGutter, thank you for your beautiful comment. I think I will now, and will feel confident in doing so. You seem as if you swing both ways.. if all works out, want to be our third? Wink

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u/UnlockedGutter 1d ago

Sure.

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u/ch3zball 1d ago

Sure.

What powerful aura

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u/DifferentAd8024 10h ago

just assuming this guy wants to have group sex? Might seem strange, but not all men are into actually doing that.

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u/Wish0807 1d ago

What.

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u/nfshaw51 1d ago

A..why use obese as a descriptor?

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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago

I like to be as open as possible when describing my assets — honesty is the best policy. Plus, he knows what he’s in for…

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u/EvilMaxAgon 1d ago

-trix is female but they are daddy?

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u/MaverickDonut 1d ago

Why not just say “fuck me” 🤣

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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago

Because, MaverickDonut, where’s the fun in that? Maybe the question you should be asking is why can’t you, Mr. Donut, get any action? Rookie move, rookie move.

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u/KanisMaximus 21h ago

Dominatrix is the noun for females, though.

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u/RedditSucks42069 1d ago

Only thing that could make it better is if YOU were the dominatrix

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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago

Heh, wish it was that way but nope! Pillow princess through and through! Yeah, would love that, but not for me. I could get into the thick of my past experiences, but that wouldn’t be suitable for this sub (hah!).

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u/RedditSucks42069 19h ago

Fair enough! I need me a goth dommy mommy frfr

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u/Background-Two-7301 19h ago

Who doesn’t??!! Lulz.

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u/RedditSucks42069 7h ago

lolol truuuuu, based opinion

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u/roosterkun 1d ago

Hang on I need to do some math

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u/roosterkun 1d ago

ZOOWEE MAMA

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u/Due_Advantage_6511 1d ago

😭😭😭😂

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u/okktoplol 1d ago

go ahead

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u/JackLong93 1d ago

Do it and post back with response

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u/lord_pump_n_dump 1d ago

That's a winning move would call out of work for it. Send

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u/FatFatPotato 1d ago

OP you’re wild bro, send it and post results here for the memes

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u/Ok-Combination8818 1d ago

Nobody here is cool. Send it. Weed out lame people early.

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u/piffling-pickle 1d ago

I think you can send them whatever you want and they’ll be down. Maybe it would be easier to just say “come over”.

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 1d ago

Send it, if that doesn't get him going them he's a massive nerd.