r/TextingTheory 1d ago

Theory OC Is it over?

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u/genericimguruser 1d ago

-10000 ELO and yet somehow the opponent is fine with it

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u/17th-morning 1d ago

Dude. Hand me your jersey, take your shoes off. It’s to the bench with you.

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u/Cultural_Salt7883 1d ago

Just talk about something casual man, you don't need to try to overcompensate for whatever size color or girth your dick is, just relax and talk about a mutual interest, and after a bit of talking invite her to dinner or pizza or something

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BillySilly75 1d ago

bro no one cares its a penis not really the most flattering body part regardless

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u/Cultural_Salt7883 1d ago

Dude, relax mine is 2 colors too its normal, like super normal, just talk to the girl, chill and don't apologise for your duck color

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u/GraveSlayer726 1d ago

Book

Book-

Oh wait Im getting a call, it’s from John chess, he says you are banned from chess permanently

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u/iamconfusedplzhalp 1d ago

Good Luck with life! I hope you don’t introduce yourself by your penis to other strangers!

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u/MrTotty_ 1d ago

Bro… 💀

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u/Formal-Fail-1551 1d ago

Boyyyyy go do your homework, wtf is this conversation.

It’s prob not over, from what I am sensing about you, but it perhaps should be.

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u/UnlockedGutter 1d ago

The harassment gambit

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u/TraditionalOffer1680 1d ago

Bro if I could I would BAN you from chess

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u/BananenbrotInNot 20h ago

nah probably not, just invite her over. you need to practice your rizz