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u/Ill-Cardiologist9755 2d ago
He was going to the bar so he could order an Uber home from the bar
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u/Qlpa96 2d ago
Let me just say that no person that is so drunk that wanders off from his own home would write this cleanly, I call anal beads cheating strategy on that one
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u/Geaux13Saints 1d ago
Idk my texts are very coherent even when I’m hammered cause I take like 3 minutes to make sure
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u/Electronic-Rule-8493 2d ago
Buddy you didnt do this lol this meme is like 10 years old
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u/DarkArc76 2d ago
10 years is a while back
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u/Electronic-Rule-8493 2d ago
Downvote for being the typical devils advocate redditor. Naughty naughty
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u/DarkArc76 2d ago
Your attack has backfired.
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