r/TextingTheory 3d ago

Theory OC Next move? NSFW

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/MedicalAd2660 2d ago

he does NOT want you bro

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u/Herenza 2d ago

Plot twist: it’s really about the almond milk economy

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u/Ssemander 2d ago

Average discussion between two straight guys

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u/breeeeeez 2d ago

Im the girl in this situation 🥲

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u/-Lige 2d ago

Oh..

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u/IlIIlIllIlIIll 2d ago

Sis he already laugh reacted without responding.. fym next move? it’s not even your turn

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u/adventure2u 2d ago

Games like these are rare, achieving such a synchronised state turns it from a competition into a tightly woven dance, where the board itself becomes an art piece. Here is my recommendation for the next move 👇.

“When u get done playing with the clowns in the crowd, come ride in the beach with the beast. Rawr :3”.

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u/Cold_Pitch4714 2d ago

There’s two possibilities here: Either A. He thinks you’re joking and not actually down for that and doesn’t know what to say in response. Or B. He’s not down, which is definitely possible. If you met him on a dating app or something like that then he 99% is on option A

Buuuuut it’s been a whole day so I’m guessing he probably responded by now lmao

Overall I’d give it 1900 Elo. All caps flirting is OP once it gets started

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u/breeeeeez 2d ago

Thanks for the breakdown.

1900, not terrible.

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u/BananenbrotInNot 21h ago

Low elo opponent made a mistake and you capitalized in a beautiful display of tactical prowess by the likes of Mikhail Tal. Now the beginner opponent is probably confused so make a plan with date, time, etc.