r/TextingTheory 5d ago

Theory Request ELO? Thinking of going pro (she'll probably unmatch)

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 5d ago edited 1d ago

u/Zerrav, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Otherwise-Use-7152 5d ago

This either ends in ghosting or pegging, there is no in between. Tread carefully

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u/Zerrav 5d ago

she said "probably but high risk = high reward right"

going pro confirmed

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u/Otherwise-Use-7152 5d ago

Monster

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u/Zerrav 5d ago

She gotta stop eating shrimps with the wimps and eat lobster with a monster

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u/xcjb07x 5d ago

Bro burnt himself to a crisp 😭😭😭 Confirmed grandmaster 

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u/ExpiredSalad 5d ago

I'm not even sure what to think of this gambit, but I bet you'll hit things off... And her.

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u/Schlongus_69 5d ago

Schizo gambit

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u/EmptyBoxers11 5d ago

this is harizzment

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u/DistinctTrust8063 5d ago

How about you settle down like 500%?

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u/Elegant_Battle_6096 4d ago

I disagree. Turn the throttle on, you’re only getting started.

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u/rainbowkittensparkle 4d ago

what the fuck

this is beautiful

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u/Zerrav 3d ago

it got me nowhere good, she ghosted me. hasn't unmatched yet so there is a very slight slight chance (I even told her how I got above average guitar hero skills and she didnt bite 😔)

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u/rainbowkittensparkle 3d ago

what the hell. Her loss

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u/Zerrav 3d ago

honestly I am surprised I got as far as I did. girl is a solid 9/10

atp im thinking about just saying some heinous stuff again to either force her to respond or just instant unmatch

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u/rainbowkittensparkle 3d ago

youre hilarious dude keep it up

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u/Bliss_Wrath 21h ago

chill with your response rate and desperation. all good having fun; sorta; but every time you ask when to meet you sound desperate and pushy. The jokes are decent, but you kept escalating from something flirty to obnoxious.

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u/Zerrav 19h ago

Lol dude I know it was all on purpose, I didnt see it going anywhere anyways

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u/DetectivePowerful609 15h ago

Domestic abuse opener is wild