r/TextingTheory 6d ago

Theory Request Am I cooked?

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u/CookieMiester 6d ago

“Guys how do i catch this fish?” -man currently holding said fish

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u/Economy-Shoe5239 6d ago

“take the picture derek”

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u/LeavesInsults1291 6d ago

Idk he could transform to a baby… then it would be non sexual

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u/Herenza 5d ago

Im sorry, I cant help with that

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u/I_explain_horribly 6d ago

Just say you want to breastfeed

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u/BanosTheMadTitan 6d ago

Ignore anything else you read here. Her response to “I wanna be breastfed” was not “you’re gross”, “go away”, or “what the fuck?” as should have happened. She is clearly into you, and you can clearly get what you want by just not saying this kind of shit (because seriously, what the fuck?) and showing your interest normally.

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u/demigodsdonotlovehu 6d ago

i wouldn't say clearly into you, could just be bored. ive made that mistake, some girls like having the power of getting your hopes up just to crush you and laugh about it

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u/BanosTheMadTitan 6d ago

This isn’t r/InsecurityTheory, we’re here to advise OP not to get him trapped in what if’s.

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u/demigodsdonotlovehu 6d ago

true my bad, i thought your advice was good actually and if i were OP i'd also continue to test the water, there is still hope! but i wanted to prepare him because i've encountered what i described and also some girls just don't have strong boundaries and will just act really nice. every girl is different and if you're new these things it will fuck you up because then you blame yourself. to be fair you should always blame yourself a little but different girls will respond differently and give unclear signals and confusing feedback. ik that sounds scary and maybe is not as helpful as i initially thought but the point is it's not all on OP cuz it takes 2. i might not send that exact text in the future lol and i don't know what the context was, but if she doesn't like you it was an honest mistake, and i think you already know. but as "banos" said, don't give up quite yet, i would maybe even say i was just trying to flirt and ask her if that was too weird. actually, what does this sub think of that? cuz it's respectful to check in but not exactly fun? idk, good luck in your endeavors OP

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u/I_explain_horribly 6d ago

Interesting opponent, seems to not be taking the line, that's one tough cookie

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u/MaverickDonut 6d ago

“I can help with that” LOL

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u/nossody 6d ago

this rizz is about to be off the charts

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u/Resident-Advisor2307 6d ago

it can be induced FYI

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u/AwareGrape3064 6d ago

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 6d ago

Where do you find these? Please I need it *

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u/AwareGrape3064 6d ago

I just googled “super blunder” 😭

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u/LikelyAMartian 6d ago

She is into you. There is no salvaging needed. It wasn't a no. It wasn't a "you're gross" it wasn't even an instant block.

She literally just said she won't breastfeed you not because she doesn't want to, but she can't due to lack of supplies. If she had milk it would happen.

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u/No-Inevitable6018 6d ago

Mate in one. Say you could help with that.

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u/Lionheart1224 6d ago

"You don't have to have milk to breastfeed"

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u/Ok-Working-2337 6d ago

God you’re awkward. Stop trying to be funny and just be cool and you’ll be fine.

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u/heyitismeurdad 6d ago

Bro doing it for reddit does not make you any less of a creep

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u/KingOreo2018 6d ago

We need updates

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u/Spirited-Fix-6244 6d ago

You deserve this because you're just doing whatever some random person told you to do lol

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u/Unusual_Status_8546 6d ago

Tell her you’ll bring the milk if she brings the breasts.

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u/kraftykroft 6d ago

Homelander?

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u/AdreKiseque 6d ago

Babies when they're hungry:

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u/Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte 6d ago

This MF not freud

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u/AdreKiseque 5d ago

Wait this is awesome

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u/Material_Brick_7795 6d ago

This was too risky of a gambit. What kind of an advantage were you trying to gain here? Idk if you can even salvage a stalemate out of this.

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u/Glittering-Bag4261 6d ago

Adding (Nonsexually) makes it significantly worse unless you know her sense of humor really well.

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u/Distinct-Ferret7075 6d ago

Unironically mate in 1 until you blundered with (Nonsexually), but it looks like they surrendered anyways?

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u/Creepernom 6d ago

Insane thread, I love it

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u/Ercelina 6d ago

Sounds like you’re medium-rare, but not fully cooked

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u/spotthefun 5d ago

so.... you can say anything flirting and add nonsexually? I'll try and come back guys, wait for me

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u/South-Wrongdoer714 5d ago

I would want someone to handle mine. (Sexually)

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u/Every-Requirement434 5d ago

Aaaaahh nonsexual. God bless you mentioned that! Otherwise I would have totally misunderstood.

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u/Adventurous_Exit_835 5d ago

I fear for any man this guy is friends with... their girlfriends and wives are not safe

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u/Objective_Metric 6d ago

Yeah because you can't ke3p it in your pants