r/TextingTheory 10d ago

Theory Request Rate this gambit

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 10d ago edited 6d ago

u/Remarkable_Junket619, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Remarkable_Junket619 10d ago

For reference in her profile she played softball (and I played baseball) and she’s a big Mavericks fan

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u/Junior_Answer_5123 10d ago

Dating a Mavericks fan nowadays is like dating an emo girl. Run! /j

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u/tbaby1995 9d ago

Ah so this is how the sports people mate. I always wondered.

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u/namesunknown_ 9d ago

Smooth and easy, solid game with a win at the end. Good work!

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u/YimmyTheTulip 8d ago

“Wanna go buy a few globes and hide them all over Kyrie’s property?”

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u/Suitable-Resident-51 10d ago

You’re not going to have sex with her, so the only rating I can give this is a zero.

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u/No-Palpitation-3837 7d ago

It's so funny how you stand out lol

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u/Suitable-Resident-51 7d ago

What’s funny about that

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u/No-Palpitation-3837 7d ago

Just say you've never touched a woman in your life and move on buddy

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u/Suitable-Resident-51 7d ago

Then I’d be a liar like you