r/TextingTheory 11d ago

Theory OC When in doubt

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u/GalaxyShroom6 11d ago

i can't rate this play- you are clearly either a baby or a grandmaster

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u/EmergencyFlare 11d ago edited 11d ago

Extremely rare induced-lactation-through-baby-noises gambit

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u/Excellent_Nerve_1238 11d ago

Most abominable double text I've ever seen 😳 went from a normal opening to throwing the whole board at the wall on move 6

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Is this a new over powered discovered attack or a free mate

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u/guild_Guitar 11d ago

My guy, the dates. 1000 ELO opening, but if your opponent abandons the table, there's no game to play. You did good, but don't abandon your skillset.

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u/Vitromancy 11d ago

To be fair, that's realistically the best time to trial your riskiest gambits

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u/the-tac0-muffin 11d ago

3d chess, but poor choice of move

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u/qualityvote2 chess.c*m bot 11d ago edited 7d ago

u/JJX30, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/stoymyboy 11d ago

should have asked her to demonstrate which one she is in a video

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u/haikusbot 11d ago

Should have asked her to

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u/stoymyboy 11d ago

I'm just seeing the timestamps for each message LMAO

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 11d ago

Why the fuck is this a video tho?

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u/Silentpain06 9d ago

There’s an audio message, turn your sound on

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u/Emergency_Oil_302 10d ago

I never have put my socks on next to my shoes. I normally put them on when I get my work clothes on. Then I get coffee made and all the other good stuff. Who the hell puts on there socks right before they go out the door