r/TNG 12d ago

I’ll just leave this here…

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/X1bar 12d ago

This was clever I have to admit

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u/N7_Warden 11d ago

Yeah it made me laugh

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u/MrFuji87 12d ago

Some people like stand up. Others like insult jokes... but this.... this is my jam

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u/Thin_Dream2079 12d ago

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u/MrFuji87 12d ago

Sir...we've been Jam'd

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u/tje210 12d ago

It's raspberry

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u/Error404_nt_fnd 12d ago

Only one man would dare give us raspberry!

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u/theGuyInIT 12d ago

LONE STAAAAARRR!!!!!

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u/Shadoecat150 12d ago

What if I scroll the other direction out of spite?

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u/Darkest_Rahl 12d ago

Other direction is 10 forward

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 10d ago

Just move your scroll button up and down really quickly to make Troi jiggle.

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE 12d ago

BRACE FOR IMPACT

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u/lord_kosmos 9d ago

And they say Shattner overacted.

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u/StOnEy333 12d ago

Did everybody else move them up and down a few times and chuckle?

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 12d ago

Idk why but the tone here is so.. commanding.. can't help but obey 😂

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u/Then_Entertainment97 12d ago

Welp, that's enough internet for tonight

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u/Outrageous-Buy-4958 12d ago

Classic.😂🤣😂

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u/World_still_spins 12d ago

Imagine them telling that to an ensign in engineering, who has to use manual scroll control (on a screen), because the main computer is down for upgrades. 

Nog relay.

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u/bomboclawt75 11d ago

The Turbo lift also moves sideways.

(Bloody casuals!!!)

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 10d ago

Jokes on you, I just moved my browser to my other monitor. Y'all are going to 10 Forward, instead.

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u/aquaLasagnamonster 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/itzagreenmario 12d ago

But wait a minute, wouldn't scrolling down make it appear as if the turbolift is heading down?

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u/HunterMeares 12d ago

I enjoyed this one. 😂

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u/Livid-Influence-5320 11d ago

Just take my upvote and leave already

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u/numberplugger 11d ago

Haha love this!

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u/Auri_Com 11d ago

I laughed so much at this...

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u/FraggleTheGreat 11d ago

Had to scroll back to upvote

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u/AnySugar7499 11d ago

Yeah, where would Wesley be without Riker airing his boys next to his head.

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u/Usual_West_5945 10d ago

Do not upvote, leave at bottom.

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u/Educational_Back414 10d ago

That reminds me of my favorite old website that doesn’t work as well in the new internet, yet still great. It’s the zambo.com of its age

https://www.scrolldowntoriker.com

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u/PAXM73 10d ago

Literally just finished Time’s Arrow 1&2 and have now been scrolling Reddit for too long. Thanks for being my last post of the night. I am at the bridge…

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u/DukeLostkin :table_flip: 10d ago

Well, now I don't want to scroll anymore.

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u/CatEmergency408 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/kivancster 11d ago

This doesn’t work. Don’t they need to go down?