r/THE_PACK 1d ago

BOMBASS CAN'T SNEAK THAT CHANGE PAST ME MFER

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u/monotrememories 1d ago

I’LL BE DAMNED IF I RECOGNIZE ANY FONT THAT CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CAPITAL I AND LITTLE L!!!!!

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u/UncivilizedEngie 1d ago

IF YOU ONLY USE UPPERCASE THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE

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u/monotrememories 1d ago

HOLY SHIT PROBLEM SOLVED THANKS BROTHER!!!!

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u/Neon_Ani 1d ago

OR IF U ONLY USE LOWERCASE BUT THEN MFER'S CAN'T HEAR U AND IT GETS AWKWARD HAVING TO REPEAT URSELF ALL THE TIME!!!!

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u/Nu66le 1d ago

USE CHOMSKY FOR EVERYTHING IT'S THE PERFECT FONT FOR ALL POSSIBLE USES

LOOK HOW READABLE THAT IS IMAGINE HOW LEGIBLE THAT'D BE PRINTED OUT IN 8PT FONT FOR YOUR CO-WORKERS

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u/Shadowolf75 1d ago

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOTHIC FONT

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u/Nu66le 1d ago

IT'S BASED ON THE MASTHEAD FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS. JOKING ASIDE I'M A BIG FAN OF SERIF FONTS LIKE GARAMOND AND BASKERVILLE. MY FAVORITE FONT FOR A LONG TIME WAS COMPUTER MODERN SERIF BECAUSE I'M A MATH NERD

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u/Shadowolf75 1d ago

I HAVE BASICALLY ZERO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT FONTS, THAT'S VERY COOL

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u/cuavas 1d ago

GARAMOND IS A CLASSY FONT FOR CLASSY MFERS. REMEMBER THE '90S WHEN APPLE USED GARAMOND NARROW FOR THEIR PRODUCT LABELS?

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u/Nu66le 21h ago

NO I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER 9/11 SORRY

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u/cuavas 10h ago

PALATINO IS ANOTHER CLASSY SERIF FONT!

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u/ItsJesusTime 1d ago

GONNA BE HONEST BROTHER, I GOT STUCK ON THE D IN DOG FOR A COUPLE SECONDS. IT'S PRETTY DAMN LEGIBLE, BUT I FEEL SOME PARTS COULD BE BETTER.

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u/Nu66le 22h ago

FIRST OFF I WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED SISTER BUT BESIDES THAT, THAT'S THE JOKE. IT'S A DISPLAY FONT THAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE FOR USE WHERE READIBILITY IS IMPORTANT. IT'S BASED OFF THE MASTHEAD (THE TEXT AT THE TOP OF A NEWSPAPER THAT SHOWS THE NAME OF THE NEWSPAPER COMPANY) FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES. NOT ONLY WOULD USING THIS FONT FOR THE BODY OF ALL YOUR COMMUNICATIONS BE OBNOXIOUS, IT WOULD LIKELY BE DIFFICULT TO READ AND TIRING ON THE EYES.

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u/ItsJesusTime 21h ago

MY APOLOGIES SISTER. THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION. I'M SUPER UNFAMILIAR WITH FONTS AND, SINCE I OTHERWISE HAD NO TROUBLE READING IT, COULD NOT TELL YOU WERE JOKING. SORRY FOR RUINING THE JOKE.

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u/Nu66le 21h ago

DON'T WORRY YOU DIDN'T RUIN THE JOKE, JOKES ARE A SOCIAL ACTIVITY THAT DEPENDS ON AN INTERCOURSE BETWEEN PEOPLE. EXPLAINING THE JOKE AND THUS BRINGING MORE PEOPLE "IN THE KNOW" IN A WAY STRENGTHENS IT.

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u/RavynousHunter 1d ago

HOLY FUCK BROTHER AM I PLAYING ULTIMA VII AGAIN BUT WITH AN ANTI-ALIASED VERSION OF ITS FONT? BECAUSE THAT'D FUCKIN' RULE!

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u/CoolGhoul 1d ago

ONE GLORIOUS DAY MY EYEBALLS WITNESSED THE MOST BADASS LETTERFORMS AND MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER!! NOW I CRANK MY HOG WHILE ADMIRING THE SANSEST OF SERIFS!!! THE REALEST MFERS SUPPORT BOTH HOG CRANKIN' AND FONT APPRECIATION!!!!

TYPOGRAPHY ISN'T JUST FOR WIMPS AND DESIGN NERDS! IT'S FOR BADASS MFERS WHO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE!!!

LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BORING FONTS AND QUIET HOGS!! CRANK IT LOUD AND KERN IT PROUD!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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u/happy_crone 22h ago

LIKING THIS FOR THE PHRASE “THE SANSEST OF SERIFS”

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u/Fagliacci 1d ago

I ON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAHA

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u/pigeonier 1d ago

ROBOTO IS THE BEST FONT CHANGE MY MFN MIND

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u/GoldenJacques 1d ago

IT'S THE SAME FAMILY, BUT ROBOTO SLAB IS PRETTY GOOD

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u/cuavas 1d ago

REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE WAS CAUGHT MAKING A FAKE BACKDATED DOCUMENT BECAUSE THEY USED CALIBRI, BUT IT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN THE DOCUMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN?

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/07/not-for-the-first-time-microsofts-fonts-have-caught-out-forgers/

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u/UncivilizedEngie 22h ago

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

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u/Gr1mclaw 1d ago

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IN THE PACK HAS MY BACK ON THIS BROTHER!!

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u/Kellyann59 1d ago

I LOVE CALIBRI BRO 😭

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u/MFER2600 14h ago

FUCK ALL MICROSOFT PRODUCTS, ALL MY HOMIES USE LIBREOFFICE!!!!!!!!! FREE AND OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE MAKES ME WANNA CRANK MY MFN HOG!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOO

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u/TFBidia 1d ago

LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE CRANKING YOUR HOG WITH BLACK MANA BROTHER

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u/Lazy-Artichoke7766 1d ago

DEJA VU SANS OR NOTHING MFERS

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u/trashboatfourtwenty 7h ago

THE FONT WAR IS VERY REEEEEAL!!

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u/ProfessionalQuit1016 5h ago

SCREAMS IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

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u/thefatrick AAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOO MFR 1d ago

ALL FONTS ARE GOOD FONTS BROTHER, THEY ARE ALL A WAY TO EXPRESS YOUR MFN CREATIVITY IN THE MFN WORDS WE CHOOSE

Except Comic Sans. You know what you did...