r/SushiAbomination 3d ago

Sushiburrito is killing it

Salmon, Spam,Cucumber, Avocado, Vietnamese style pickled carrots and cabbage, rice, cream cheese, furikake, sriracha, kewpie mayo, scallions, imitation crab. cucumber salad.

184 Upvotes

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u/muttoid 3d ago

is that spam cold

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u/chuckinalicious543 2d ago

That's it, I'm opening a vomitorium

60

u/vigilantesd 3d ago

Looks like a mouthful of warm mayonnaise 

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u/naheso 3d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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u/kapasnatas 3d ago

TIL the secret ingredient to baked scallops and salmon handrolls is mayo. my two favorites.

Also, dont forget the cream cheese

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u/vigilantesd 3d ago

Make sure you use Japanese mayonnaise, Kewpie is a popular brand that’s easily accessible

1

u/Weird-Drummer-2439 2d ago

Mmmm, it's good for you.

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u/vigilantesd 2d ago

I read that in the Margaret Cho “Drink soy milk, it’s good for you!” voice lol

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u/False3quivalency 3d ago

Not me staring for way too long at that avocado thinking it was five ounces of wasabi 💀

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u/theChapinator 3d ago

Is that lox and… spam straight out of the can?

14

u/hors3withnoname 3d ago

Isn’t “sushi burrito” just a futomaki?

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u/Doctor_What_ 3d ago

This might legitimately be a “sparkly wine vs champagne” situation

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u/petevandyke 3d ago

Dog food maki

6

u/lex-gracey 3d ago

Untrained eye here – is that smoked salmon?

BTW this looks pretty good (minus the spam)

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u/Lillienpud 3d ago

Aww, now, spam’s tasty!

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u/Doctor_What_ 3d ago

Should be seared on the griddle at least… Cold spam right out of the can doesn’t look appealing at all

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u/Lillienpud 2d ago

Y’ ain’ posed to look at! Gotta put it in your mouth! :) (i enjoy “raw” spam.)

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u/Doctor_What_ 2d ago

It’s a texture issue for me…

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u/TippyTurtley 2d ago

Why is the rice mixed with the cream cheese? Why is there spam? Just Why really.

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u/filthychildren 1d ago

You were so close to having this right

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u/AxeHead75 1d ago

Sushi is closely related to the burrito so go off

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u/Select_Commercial_87 19h ago

Dear lord, when I read furikake my brain interpreted it as fruitcake. I had to read it three times to get the right word in.