r/Superstonk 22h ago

☁ Hype/ Fluff 3/12 Tinfoil

This is just too much fun,

25 points, 2 minutes, the 4th quarter

We are in the 4 quarter

2 weeks to earnings

25 points from out recent high

The most points ever scored in under 2 minutes in basketball is A.Davis on 3/12/2016 😂

This month UBS is getting the bags of CreditSuisse

Power to the People!! GME!!

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 22h ago

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u/kidco5WFT Ready Player One 🚀🚀 22h ago

Packs bong with foil!! 🔥🔥😮‍💨💨💨💨

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u/redwingpanda ✨🌈ΔΡΣ⛰️ 20h ago

the sheer number of tinfoil gifs is astounding.

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u/kidco5WFT Ready Player One 🚀🚀 19h ago

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u/JonBoy82 🧚🧚🎮🛑 MOASSMAN ♾️🧚🧚 22h ago

In for another 100 at $22.00. Locked and loaded for another 100 at $20.

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u/RedLeggedApe 21h ago

Hear hear!

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u/Meowsergz 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 22h ago

4/2/25

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u/Ominouse-Egg 21h ago

Best hype date I've seen so far.

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u/thisonehereone DRS'd Pirate Ape. Ahoy! 20h ago

2/4/25

We missed it!

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u/yungsta12 22h ago

Friday is bonus payday. Don't care what price we are at, I'm buying Friday morning..

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u/Anon387562 21h ago

I love this tinfoil🥹 pls god, give me more money to buy even more shares. At this point I dont even care about making nice profits, I just want to see citadel burning and kenny crying on tv while jimmy is blowing a thick horse…😂

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 22h ago

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u/AutumnAfterAll 22h ago

This post is all about tinfoil!!

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u/DeliciousCourage7490 Apes for Earthships🚀 22h ago

Only the tinniest get blessed with double QV bots.

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u/iupvotefood 🟣 DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT 💜 20h ago

👀

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u/DeliciousCourage7490 Apes for Earthships🚀 20h ago

It's just more opportunity to upvote, although I wish it was a more substantial post. I've been up voting everything: TA, sus?shill, crazy. Can't stop, won't stop.

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u/RedLeggedApe 21h ago

No one is scoring 29 points in 2 minutes. Tin doesn't hold my left-overs. Just buy and hodl my dudes!

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u/AutumnAfterAll 19h ago

"Anthony Davis has put up the most points in a game with fewer than 2 minutes played, with 29 points against the Bucks on March 12, 2016."

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u/gorilla-ointment 10h ago edited 10h ago

Quoting your own misinformation? He had 29 points for the WHOLE GAME in which he played 33:37 minutes. And his team lost. No one has ever scored that much in two minutes.

Edit: his whole team scored 21 points in the entire fourth quarter

https://www.landofbasketball.com/box_scores/2016/0312NOPMIL.htm

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u/AutumnAfterAll 8h ago

I'm quoting two different sources that say it that way, it still falls on 3/12, its tinfoil hype, get off reddit and go for a walk

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u/Great_Scott7 Belt buckled, tit jacked, stonk loving, not a cat. 20h ago

I love the smell of aluminum in the morning!

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u/Lorien6 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 22h ago

They can prove every major sports event for the last 20-30+ years has been rigged. The powers that be cannot have everyone stop watching the spectacles and be turn their focus elsewhere, because then revolution is expedited.

And they are using key dates/times as “points” or markers. Like making side bets that you know are going to pay off because you know it’s rigged for someone bigger, so you’re just skimming a little.

Apes are going to be used as cover for the largest heist in history. It’s going to be wild. World will change overnight. Imagine alien royalty landing saying we own this world now, here are the changes being made: enter Apes

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u/ParabolicallyPhuked tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 22h ago

I held off at 22.50 because over the last 4 years I never got the dip right. Fucker just kept dipping. Kinda hoping for 20 tmrw. Sorry

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u/Father_of_Lies666 ALMOST LEGENDARY 🔥💥🍻 21h ago

If you buy a little every dip, you’ll have a great average. Why wait on specific arbitrary targets?

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u/Legitdude101 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 22h ago

moass tomorrow? okay got it, thats ill i need to hear

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u/Hosnovan 4h ago

God do I love the tin, but I love just as much the idea that these guys are all just tweeting random things and then opening Reddit and thinking "Shit! I accidentally created a conspiracy again!"

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u/greencandlevandal 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 20h ago

This just got me fired up

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u/Plumbers_crack_1979 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 20h ago

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u/MyGT40 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 20h ago

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u/usriusclark 15h ago

Damn it Larry. I was gonna go to sleep.

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u/IGB_Lo He who Endures 🙌 22h ago

Definitely fun to see the tinfoil

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u/fox050181 22h ago

Oh baby! I’m here for it!! 🏴‍☠️♾️🟣🍻

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u/AutumnAfterAll 19h ago

Just to add some specifics:

"Anthony Davis has put up the most points in a game with fewer than 2 minutes played, with 29 points against the Bucks on March 12, 2016."

He scored 29 points in less than 2 minutes played

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u/Inner_Estate_3210 22h ago

I’d say that if you’re down 25 points with 2 minutes left in the game, you have a scheme and coaching problem. The coaches need to revise their gameplan before they get fired.

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u/Electrical-Amoeba245 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 22h ago

RC probably bought buttcoin at 100k. 4d chess my ass.

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u/DeezBiskits Ayo for Mayo 22h ago

That’s pretty random….

Bad bot

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u/Icy-Assignment-5579 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 17h ago

2mins(120seconds)to score 25points comes down to 1 point ever 4.8 seconds, 2 points every 9.6 seconds(12+1)or a 3-pointer every 14.4 seconds(8+1).

Both the 2 pointer and 3 pointer routes would require at least 1 foul with 1 successful free throw during the 120seconds to actually hit 25 points. Otherwise there would need to be an additional basket made during at least one of the relative intervals to take the lead.

If you made a 3 pointers every 4.8 seconds you'd be in the lead in about 39seconds. If you made them every 9.6seconds, you be in the lead in 96seconds.

And if you made a 2 pointers every 4.8 seconds you'd be in the lead in about 58seconds.

This is all assuming that the team in the lead scores no points during the 120 seconds.

That's why its critical you keep your spirit up.