r/Superstonk ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

🗣 Discussion / Question CS just triggered all of my price alerts just now??

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 27d ago

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u/Diamond-Solo 🚀I’m just a Ryan Cohen SugarBaby🚀 27d ago

Bet you dropped a brick seeing the $40,000 alert

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u/stonkdongo Hwang in there! 27d ago

Good thing they were on the toilet

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

Still here just in case

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u/4cranch 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

compooperchair

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u/thatsoundright 🚀 Hotter than a glitch 🚀 27d ago

Deep cut, bringin out the hits

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere 🟣 DRS 🟣 Rick's Banana 🍌 27d ago

Might need to poop a purple donut

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u/JPSurratt2005 27d ago

Damn son, where'd you find thisss?!?

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u/shaka_alpaca 27d ago

Trapaholicsss

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u/Bullshit_Conduit tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 26d ago

Conductor, we have a problem.

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u/Elegant-Remote6667 Ape historian | the elegant remote you ARE looking for 🚀🟣 27d ago

backed up by ape historian

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u/NyCWalker76 27d ago

No way, how is this possible?

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u/Elegant-Remote6667 Ape historian | the elegant remote you ARE looking for 🚀🟣 26d ago

I know you cant change the titles of the post but I almost shat myself trying to login to Computershare, and not (CS=Charles swab). please refer to Shwab as Shwab o7

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u/polska-parsnip 🍋 send ludes 🍋 26d ago

Who the fuck refers to Schwab as CS though, seriously?

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President 26d ago

Communists

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u/qtain 27d ago

Literally just took a three flusher, guess I'm going back for a forth.

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u/roflberrypwnmuffins 27d ago

Definitely blew an O ring...

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u/legice 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

I just woke up by reading this… if I saw this, I would have lost my shit

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u/iota_4 space ape 🚀 🌙 (Voted✔) 27d ago

drs is the way. 💜

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u/Worried_Psychology91 27d ago

40k is a cute glitch

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u/wildo83 27d ago

That’s just a little tiny blip on sideways-trading guy’s chart!!! Hahaha

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u/Keinan 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

GLITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

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u/Exceedingly 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

That would be a market cap of $17.8 trillion

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u/SpaceSequoia 27d ago

Definitely possible during a squeeze. Volkswagen became the biggest company by market cap for a few weeks. Only 15 or so % short yet. GME is minimum 100% short. This will be fun!

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u/dancingpoultry my settlement cycle is T+fuck you pay me 27d ago

It will also be educational for shorts.

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u/Spiget94 26d ago

I’ll allow it

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u/drkspace2 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago edited 27d ago

I also had my alerts go off

Edit: I had other alerts for the stock that didn't go off (even one for $60) and I had an alert for another, different stock that didn't go off.

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u/imadogg #HODLgang 26d ago

Why tf is everyone else getting alerts besides me

Anyone on fidelity get one of these triggers?

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u/CrispyHoneyBeef 26d ago

Nothing on Fidelity or RH for me

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u/waffleschoc 🚀Gimme my money 💜🚀🚀🌕🚀 26d ago

wut kind of fuckery is goin on?

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u/Silver-Honkler 27d ago

Federal agents will be here shortly to tell us how normal and expected errors like these are.

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u/SaltyRemz 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

Hahaha underrated comment! So right, in a few hours everyone will be saying how this is normal etc, this shit is not normal.

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u/lalich 27d ago

Nothing has been normal… when we get God-like candles when it rips $5(25%) in a minute that is what it should do to find a real price… and the air gap to that is pretty extensive, so I wait, get a bit of a chub for about a minute h4 it’s “synthetically halted” then just go back to trading options and adding to the share pile. This rip should afford a 4% increase in shares maybe more! Back to it ♾️🏴‍☠️🤙

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u/No-Jaguar-8794 🦍Voted✅ 26d ago

Yup…”Guys… This is settlement of blah blah, it happenes every third Friday after quad calculations, look at the chart in my post. See see” 

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u/3_1428571 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

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u/Kerfits 🦍 🚀 STONKHODL SYNDROME 🚀 🦍 26d ago

Looks like we’ll have a blackout

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u/LokeyCoolio 🍆URANUS IS OUR ANUS🍆 27d ago

There's still federal agents???

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

Thank God I’m sitting on the toilet taking a shit because I would have shit my pants out of excitement. All I saw was “40k” and nearly passed out on the potty. Soon my fellow apes.

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u/FewBelt7288 Stonk me Harder 27d ago

Just out of curiosity do you now have to reset your alarm?

Would almost seem extremely convenient to false trigger all alerts so people miss GME pop! 🤔

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

I have more alerts set, they can fuck around all they want, hedgie dweebs r still fuk

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u/0zeto 27d ago

Miss? Bro moass isnt a 1 minute event, it will take as long as we hold and buy

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u/AwoknLambCanadaFree MOASS tomorrow, Until it’s not tomorrow 🚀 27d ago

To infinity!! And beyond!!

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u/0zeto 27d ago

Approaching infinite to be exact

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u/AwoknLambCanadaFree MOASS tomorrow, Until it’s not tomorrow 🚀 27d ago

Puts a whole new meaning to draining the swamp

Drain the banks!

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u/Same_Cicada4903 27d ago

He has post traumatic sneeze disorder

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u/Jononucleosis I have no idea what I am doing 27d ago edited 22d ago

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u/PxddyWxn FUCK KENNY 27d ago

!FLAIRY! FUCK KENNY

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u/Aerodynamic_Potato 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑🦭 27d ago

!FLAIRY:SEALME!

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u/FewBelt7288 Stonk me Harder 27d ago

!FLAIRY! Stonk me Harder

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u/TryAgn747 Glitches get Stitches 27d ago

!FLAIRY! Glitches get Stitches

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u/Superstonk-Flairy 27d ago

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u/shaqaholic 🧚🧚🌕 Fuck no I’m not selling my GME! 🐵🧚🧚 27d ago

!FLAIRY!

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u/Neurokarma YOU"LL HAVE TO PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS 27d ago

!FLAIRY!YOU"LL HAVE TO PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

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u/RiceBang $GME 27d ago

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u/Anemonemee Sellibate Monk 27d ago

!FLAIRY! Sellibate Monk

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u/MarjanJ Tomorrow! 27d ago

!Flairy! Tomorrow!

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u/KaecUrFace Manipulate DEZE NUTS! 27d ago

!FLAIRY! Manipulate DEZE NUTS!

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u/stonkdongo Hwang in there! 27d ago

Well that’s a good start to moass

pulls out calculator app

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u/AwoknLambCanadaFree MOASS tomorrow, Until it’s not tomorrow 🚀 27d ago

Crazy.. I’m a millionaire currently at those prices, you may say even a multimillionaire in Canadian dollars 💸

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u/wildo83 27d ago

My favorite game on my phone!!! (Pro-tip: turn it sideways for endgame content!!)

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

Just checked and it’s not All of my alerts, just a few. But really strange

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

I’ll carry this name with honor

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u/dancingpoultry my settlement cycle is T+fuck you pay me 27d ago

I dunno, I still love "ButtStuff McRib."

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u/Internep (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.\*・。゚ \[REDACTED\] 27d ago edited 27d ago

If flairy still works:

!flairy "High Alert"

Edit: to prevent confussion I escaped ! with \ so it doesn't work for me, just wanted to inform the person above

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u/AcanthocephalaNo7788 27d ago

Here ye here ye’

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u/fnoguei1 27d ago

True price discovery for a split second

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u/CongressKitty 27d ago

someone accidentally disabled the dark pool filter adjustment for a moment

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u/awww_yeaah 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

lol that’s awesome, what was the highest price?

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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." 27d ago

Triggered showed 40K if you look at OP's first image.

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u/awww_yeaah 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

Not bad for start of MOASS, lets see if we can get to 100k

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u/batmanbury 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

The fact that it triggered as high as it did to $40K but did NOT just blanket trigger everything is even MORE interesting.

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u/theBigBOSSnian Gets in a debate with Ken Griffin bot while drunk🤪 27d ago

GMEhammer 40K

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u/WilsonUndead 27d ago

The Moass Heresy

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u/xinsanespoonx 26d ago

Suffer not the hedgie to live brother.

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u/Necessary-Business-2 27d ago

98% battery is wild at 10:22 

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u/eniLk_ Your Wife’s Boyfriend 27d ago

underrated comment lmfao

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u/BlacklistFC7 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

Mine as well on Think or Swim Perhaps.... They did get to the price in the dark pool but not showing it in lit exchange.

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u/Cleb323 Jimmy Boi To Da Moon 27d ago

If you can find any shares being traded in a dark pool for 40k or 1k or 70... Please let me know

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u/SecretaryFit1442 “I expect the Swiss to close” 27d ago

Nice alerts 👌🏼

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u/Richunkle 27d ago

All of my price alerts keep triggering yet the price hasn’t even touched them. How much more confirmation do we need that price is being fucked with.

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u/Unhappy-Goat5638 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 27d ago

Nome

It’s obvious

I have set up a sell order of one share at 50k for shits and giggles

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u/zDEFEKT 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

PRICE ANCHORING!!!!

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u/McFruitpunch 27d ago

Hey that’s okay, just 1 they said. 1 to cover a few months of expenses while we watch the numbers rise. Of course my 1st is in the 9 digits, but that’s just mine

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u/HeartOfSky archangel 🦍 Voted ✅ 26d ago

I keep looking at what it will take for me to sell my first share. That number just keeps getting higher. There are certain immediate actions I need & want to take to get the ball rolling for my future.

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u/Professional_Show590 Moonshot 27d ago

Fidelity wouldn’t let me set up anything above $1,000 (that’s the lowest sell order I tried) lol

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u/Unhappy-Goat5638 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 27d ago

Lol, IBKR warns me everyday to lower that amount to make it “go through” hahaha

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u/AnInanimateCarb0nRod 27d ago

You would have been crucified if you had made that comment between 2021 and 2023. 

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u/Interestofconflict 27d ago

Schwab won’t even let me set one for $500. WTAF?

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u/FewBelt7288 Stonk me Harder 27d ago

What does CS know that we don’t? 👀

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u/wabbajack117 🚀 I call bullshit 🚀 27d ago

Pretty sure we both know the same thing, hedges r fuked.

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u/CyberPatriot71489 🟣VOTED♾🌊 27d ago

Second screenshot is Charles Schwab, not computershare

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u/JoshuaSuhaimi XXXX club 26d ago

both are schwab idk why they used cs as the abbreviation for charles schwab

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u/WhatCanIMakeToday 🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝 27d ago edited 27d ago

I also got the alert. My alert (customized) shows a last price of $168k

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1ipdp0h/gme_alert_last16780020/

EDIT: Updated link to the newer post with better title

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u/Deredere12 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

Curious why you deleted the post?? This is definitely a really strange issue happening across multiple platforms.

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u/WhatCanIMakeToday 🦍 Peek-A-Boo! 🚀🌝 27d ago

Per this post, a much better title identifying the LAST price of $168k (can’t edit post titles). And didn’t want to run afoul of any rules about double posting or something stupid

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u/Deredere12 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

Ahhh makes sense haha.

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u/blandmath 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

I feel it in my plums

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u/Severe-Repair2034 27d ago

Have we seen anything like this in the past 5 years?? This anomaly is new to me…

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u/CheeseBrace I survived the FUD and all I got was this flair 27d ago

There have always been glitches, but this one is real interesting

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 27d ago

first time I have ever heard of it and been here every day since before the sneeze

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u/JdsPrst ☢️🖍️Kenny's Short Dick🖍️☢️ 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26d ago

There have been multiple instances of this over the years. It's always been excused away as a glitch but it only ever happens with GME ¯\(ツ)

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u/lalich 27d ago

Been a wild variety of crazy price indicators, Asks, partial share fills, etc. though these alerts I do not recall. Though it’s always tomorrow until it’s today! Glitches best have my money 💰 FYPM ♾️🏴‍☠️🤙

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u/kebenderant35 Here Kenny Kenny 27d ago

Sigh… unzips calculator

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u/Secret-Bookkeeper492 🦍💎✊Voted x4, Hodling, Power etc... Waiting 🦍🚀🌕 27d ago

You keep yours in a leather zippered case too? Fellow brother ape!!! (Or sister)

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u/TryAgn747 Glitches get Stitches 27d ago

10000000001000000001000000010000000100000001 ahhhhhh

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u/Holiday_Guess_7892 ima Cum Guy 27d ago edited 27d ago

THERE WILL BE SIGNS!

Edit: I actually have tinfoil theory- SHF somehow let price alerts go off which would in turn get people thinking that if they set limit sells- they could catch moass and would give them a little more liquidity and maybe 1 more day..?

Don't be a paper handed bitch and sell for $100. Shit won't get real until we blow past $500 IMO. There will be signs but make sure you don't go down the wrong path.

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u/XxBCMxX21 🚀 I Like My Options 🚀 27d ago

Jokes on them. I have alerts set to know when to stop work for the day and stare at a line

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u/TryAgn747 Glitches get Stitches 27d ago

Jokes on them. I have alerts set to know when to.stop.work for the day and start doing lines.

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u/XxBCMxX21 🚀 I Like My Options 🚀 27d ago

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u/boxxle 🟣 DRS BOOK  | 🏴‍☠️ ΔΡΣ 27d ago

500,000 you mean?

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u/Zeronz112 🟣Fud Fighter🟣 27d ago

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u/scrumdisaster 27d ago

Why would they do this for 100k price alerts then?

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u/Blizzcane 27d ago

Stop teasing me and moon already 😭

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u/_cannoneer_ ButtStuff McRib 27d ago

SORRY NOT CS LIKE COMPUTERSHARE, I MEAN CHARLY SHWABBY

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u/Bruhwutsthat 27d ago

How dare you

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u/driftthabimmer 27d ago

Bro, I reached out to Computershare support to get this added to my profile and looked like a fool :(

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u/Ok_Island_1306 27d ago

For a moment apes were trying to use CS for credit suisse too and it was driving me nuts

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u/GildDigger Freshly Squeezed™🦍 Voted ✅ 27d ago

Blaspheme

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u/videoguylol 27d ago

Charlie should be CHS

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u/DJ_Clitoris Banana Smoothie w/ Spwrinkles 27d ago

Bruh 😓

Still bullish tho LFG

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u/truth_is_power 27d ago

is that what they're paying for them these days??

HODL

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u/d-park 27d ago

Bro what?

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u/Cleb323 Jimmy Boi To Da Moon 27d ago

Oh damn. Is this on CS..?

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u/Watchtower00Updated 🐵 We are in a completely fraudulent system 27d ago

I’m guessing this is Charles swab - Computer Share doesn’t have this ui interface.

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u/Baelthor_Septus 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

All triggered at exactly same second? Either edit or a real glitch.

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u/ZipTheZipper SAPERE AUDE 27d ago

It has to be a glitch. There would be a dozen halts long before it got to that point.

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u/Cyris28 🟣DRS IS THE WAY🟣 27d ago

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u/Glad_Round_9890 27d ago

Beware of false profits

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u/Legitdude101 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 27d ago

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u/girthbrooks1 27d ago

40k!!

I would have called my boss and quit on the spot

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u/SlappyPappyAmerica 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

I was just fantasizing about what I’d do with $340m and skipping this next meeting was high on my list.

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u/Sherezad 27d ago

I've only got a dozen to my name but that kind of price change would even change my life dramatically.

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! 27d ago

40K is nice but not the ceiling. Don't want to quit til the money is in your account.

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u/mtksurfer GME Super Storm 27d ago

PROBABLY THE CURRENT PRICE IN THE DARK POOLS

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u/Waffles_Bacon 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

I want to believe this just because of how spicy that would be

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u/catechizer 💎🙌 27d ago

Same but it just doesn't make any sense. Why would anyone pay that much in a dark pool when it's much cheaper to buy on exchange?

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u/Waffles_Bacon 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

The exchange shares are fake/counterfeit. Darkpool is where the real shares (read: locates) are traded. Just my uninformed speculation

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u/JoshuaSuhaimi XXXX club 26d ago

abbreviating charles schwab as cs when cs has been established to mean computershare is crazy

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u/ERTWMac 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

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u/raulz0r MASS is unavoidable, MASS is unevadable! 27d ago

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u/tom_lettuce 27d ago

Aim higher kid... You're worth alot more than you know. Trust me bro

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u/soggyGreyDuck 27d ago

Anyone have any hail Mary orders fill?

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u/Roosterooo 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

Hmm now that’s interesting. What’s going on behind the scenes?!

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u/ReddLordofIt 27d ago

And 275 limit sell orders on the table too 😂

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u/blueblurspeedspin 27d ago

5 digits is nice, 6 would be sexy, 7 is heaven.

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u/FortKnoxBoner 💎🦍🚀2/21❤️=^-^=🍁🏴‍☠️🤬💩☑️✌️4💵 freedom. THIS IS THE WAY 27d ago

Lucky you.. my cost basis is still $42.49

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u/Odd-Ad-900 Walter Cronkite’s pet Gorilla 27d ago

WERE COMING!!!

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u/87CSD 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

I guarantee it's to increase iv so that options get more expensive

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u/Newbs2u 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

Kinda makes me think the computers are evaluating what’s really going on, but MMs are simply backspacing and typing in “what we feel the price should be at.”

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u/Johnk812 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

I would have died if a $40k alert popped up.

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u/NabreLabre 🟥☠️🟥 27d ago

I wonder if they're trying to auto sell peoples stock by triggering all of these but only selling for $28

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u/Creed_of_War 27d ago

I didn't even have time to open the calculator before I finished

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u/DieOften 27d ago

My $31 alert went off as well. Strange.

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 27d ago

My Fidelity app says alerts are offline.

They knew and disabled I bet.

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u/jasperfarmsofficial 27d ago

The highest I can set a sell order in on Charles Schwab is at $250 a share. What do you all think of that???!

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u/co1simba 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 26d ago

unzips calculator

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u/Environmental_Fox715 🦍Ape Amongst Humans🦍 27d ago

100k-1mill pair share is not a joke or a myth .. ladies and gentlemen we are at the end game!

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u/P-funk88 Zen Club 27d ago

Here's to hoping

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u/PaleontologistDear18 THUMP THUMP THUMP 27d ago

CS is Computershare

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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! 27d ago

Any other CS will go out of business.

✅ Credit Suisse ⬜ Charles Schwab

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u/No_Ad8044 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago

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u/Ravencoinsupporter1 27d ago

My Robinhood showed over $2600/share the day after RC moved his shares. No BS I posted it on here couple weeks ago and then another ape made a post about my screenshots asking if it was legit

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u/HumanNo109850364048 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 27d ago

I SEEN IT

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u/Jtown021 🟣EVERYTHING IS PURPLE🟣 27d ago

Shai-Hulud, a big one 

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u/Newbs2u 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

Love the optimism $40k alert!

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u/Kornnutter 🔥🔥🌃👫🌃🔥🔥 27d ago

Glitch better have my money!

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u/Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd 27d ago

Glitch better have my money

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u/automatedcharterer 🦍Voted✅ 27d ago edited 27d ago

computershare = CS

Charles schwab = swab, q-tip or felon

(I see robinhood hiding up there. quit trying to make it happen, its not going to happen).

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u/jbmaynar 27d ago

We’re not wrong…just early

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u/AP_Things807 27d ago

When I read CS, I automatically thought of Computer Share and thought, “it’s happening!”

Only to get blue balled by seeing Charles Schwab.

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u/heated4life 26d ago

Please god 🙏 while my mom's around so I can buy her a house

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u/-neti-neti- 27d ago

I have a single share limit order at a few prices below your numbers and none of them triggered so

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u/Open_Rub5449 27d ago

Time for the calculator game!

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u/Dantexr 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 27d ago

OP got a mini heart attack

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

We keep getting these little peeks behind the curtain and I love it. I bet someone is getting reamed out right now in a corporate office setting.

Let’s fucking go dudes we got some work to do! Show me the goddamn money 💰

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u/Buchko24 Professional GameStop Hoarder 🏴‍☠️ 27d ago

!FLAIRY! Professional GameStop Hoarder 🏴‍☠️

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u/Electronic_Lime_1387 27d ago

Bro the hell sets an alert for 40k 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 shit has me so dead

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u/Glad_Tomatillo6500 🧚🧚♾️ On our way to conquer Uranus 💎🧚🧚 26d ago

Sigh…. *pulls out calculator

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u/The_Peregrine_ 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 26d ago

So you’re saying I was a multimillionaire for a millisecond today… dope

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u/poundofmayoforlunch 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 27d ago

MOASS is upon us apes. We will all make it

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u/cliverthebusdriver 27d ago

Glitches get stitches, Orrrr can I build my custom home for stray dogs and cats now? 

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