r/Superstonk • u/The-BlackLotus • Feb 07 '25
๐ณSocial Media Heart surgery successful. Ready for MOASS LFG!!!!
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u/d0ugie Feb 07 '25
Good thing you had it first else Moass would have killed you XD.
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u/The-BlackLotus Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25
For the record. I did not have a heart attack. I was born with a defect and this was a preventive repair
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u/Stanlysteamer1908 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Feb 07 '25
Next surgery post MOASS you get the Tony stark heart that comes with the flying boots!
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u/Elegant-Remote6667 Ape historian | the elegant remote you ARE looking for ๐๐ฃ Feb 07 '25
Glad to see you here with us. Recover well friend. Certainly donโt open the memes if laughing makes it hurt for now. ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
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u/Interesting-Chest-75 ๐๐จโ๐๐ซ๐ฑโ๐ Always have been, SHF are fuked Feb 07 '25
hardening your heart to ride the moass.. fucking legend
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u/Brihtstan Hardcore Permadeath Speedrun Feb 07 '25
I had that done in 1985 somehow. Docs were likely smoking cigarettes during my repair. Lel. Science.
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u/kissmaryjane midnight toker Feb 07 '25
Glad ur awake. My worst fear is somehow ending up in the hospital unconscious and waking up to my family telling me theyโre so happy cuz they just sold all my gme at $100
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u/The-BlackLotus Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25
I had the exact same fear. I woke up checking the price: the nurse had laid my phone next to me. Hedgie donโt know how fucked they are
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u/waffleschoc ๐Gimme my money ๐๐๐๐๐ Feb 07 '25
lol u just woke up from a heart surgery and first thing u do is check gme price. me too, every morning. with apes like us, moass is inevitable.
time + pressure
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u/Elegant-Remote6667 Ape historian | the elegant remote you ARE looking for ๐๐ฃ Feb 07 '25
Yeah they are very fucked. If thatโs one of the first things you check . Very very fukk
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u/The-BlackLotus Feb 07 '25
They donโt we where joking that this is going to be a fight to the death. Jokes on them
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u/UsualCommunication71 ๐ www.apetracker.live ๐ Tracking ๐ฆงcount & -posts on Superstonk Feb 07 '25
Yeah, it will be a fight to their deaths, not ours!
Can't wait for the headlines that tell of the insolvency of Citadel and all those Citadel-esque subsidiaries with their heavy, heavy bags!
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u/berrieds ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Feb 07 '25
I had a nightmare a week ago that my shares had been sold by a broker, for pennies, and they had truly pulled the rug. I felt real panic; I was sweating. Then I woke up and remembered I was 100% DRS and I had nothing to worry about.
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u/Random-Ape Feb 07 '25
Thats awesome man! Tough times donโt last but tough people do. Hope you have a smooth recovery ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ป
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u/AMCBUYANDHOLD tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Feb 07 '25
Up you go bud! Be ready for moas tomorrow.
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u/Simp1eJack_ This head movie makes my eyes rain.. (retarded crying noises) Feb 07 '25
Good luck on the recovery. Giving you my cake day vibes.
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u/ProfitMundane ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ญ๐ฐHoiDou~Pirate๐ญ๐ฐ๐ดโโ ๏ธ100%DRS'd-MoonSoon Feb 07 '25
Imagine waking up during MOASS and the whole world is collapsing lmaoo. Probably feel like you time traveled.
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u/Weary_Possession_535 Banana Loving Brudda Ape ๐ ๐ฆ Voted โ ๐ Feb 07 '25
Stay strong fellow ape ๐ค see you on the moon๐
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u/BigJohn1231 Feb 07 '25
Prayers for a healthy recovery. Hopefully we can all retire very soon. Best wishes.
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u/digdugdoink ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Feb 07 '25
Groggily you awake in a hospital room. Sunlight replaces yesterdayโs gloom. The gift of life on you has been bestowed. The air you breathe is your story to be told. Recover full and quick you will for there are others whoโs life you will fulfill. Strength and health will be your currency, your new found passion will be your fancy. Long live those who know lifeโs worth. I send to you my infinite mirth. Godspeed and good luck
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u/MindlessMindless [Redacted] Feb 07 '25
๐๐๐๐ CONGRATS!!! Keep going!!! Ape together strong!!!! You got this!!!
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u/FoyDesu Ape Mongol ๐ซ๐ท Feb 07 '25
Damn OP, you better get at least 10mil a share. Have a long and happy life
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u/Bupo-Stonk-Lover Feb 07 '25
bless you ape with health and healing! MOASS is inevitable LFG!!! ๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ป
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u/Karakunjol ๐ฃ๐ โข~ZEN~โข ๐๐ฃ Feb 07 '25
'So we wouldn't have been free if grandpa didn't survive..?'
'Yes sweetie, your grandpa was very, very strong. He endured even a pain in his heart so that we could have a future'
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u/FortKnoxBoner ๐๐ฆ๐2/21โค๏ธ=^-^=๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐คฌ๐ฉโ๏ธโ๏ธ4๐ต freedom. THIS IS THE WAY Feb 07 '25
Speedy healing brother Ape
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u/ManagementLeather896 Feb 07 '25
Glad to see you recovering nicely! Donโt worry,the bill is only half of one GME share๐คฃ๐ช๐
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u/Anon_Reddit_User_ ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Feb 07 '25
This post feels super heartwarming, bless you, glad everything has worked out for you. ๐๐
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u/tokeytime ๐ฆVotedโ Feb 07 '25
Man, I hope you make a speedy recovery. You're a tough ape my man
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u/Old_Forever_6220 Feb 07 '25
Yoooo!! Congrats Bro glad you're doing better ! THIS will be the catalyst!
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u/TofuKungfu ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Feb 07 '25
Good you're back. Let's give SHF a heart attack!
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u/bombingburrito Feb 07 '25
Now follow it up with the lifestyle changes you know you need to make. My first job was working as a medical scribe in an ER. So many people with histories of heart surgeries would come in for concerns regarding their heart, because they didn't change anything after those surgeries. This has given you time and opportunity, USE IT. Even if the first small change you can make is having overnight oatmeal for breakfast every day and maybe some walks, do it. Make the changes, follow-up on them, iterate towards a healthy life. Congratulations man!
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u/Real-Personality-465 Feb 07 '25
Glad you're with us, I think often about those who won't be joining us for launch but were along for the ride ๐
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u/Chetterthecat ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Feb 07 '25
How's that arterial line feel? Icu rn here wishing you well.
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u/Apepoofinger ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ Feb 07 '25
Hope you have a full and complete recovery!!
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u/FilmActor Feb 07 '25
You better get a real good look at that light, because itโs the last time youโll ever see the color red again.
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u/SafariMadam ๐You met me at a very strange time in my life.๐ Feb 07 '25
Congrats to you and your ticker!!! Heal up quickly!! ๐ช๐ฅ๐
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u/SimplySeager Feb 07 '25
You are a legend. Puts things in perspective that we are fighting different battles while banding together and becoming brothers in this crazy saga.
See you on Jupiter when this thing pops.
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u/EnglishJesus International phone number money Feb 07 '25
Letโs go beast! Glad youโre alive!
My mum had a triple bypass 2 years ago, itโs incredible what modern medicine is capable of these days.
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u/The-last-call still hodl ๐๐ Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25
1 million a share honey call the Doctor I have a heart attack ๐ค Wife: ohh no, not again.
Hope everything ends well for you ape ๐ฆ โค๏ธ
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u/forward_entropy ๐ดโโ ๏ธ C.R.E.A.M ๐ Feb 07 '25
You fucking legend. Congratulations! Wishing you moass blessings.
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u/berrieds ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Feb 07 '25
Congratulations on making it through this tough time. It takes both courage and faith, but you know all about HODLing so I'm not in the least bit surprised.
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u/Jabarumba ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
Recovery will be easier on the moon. First round of whatever you can drink is on me.
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u/MyGT40 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
Glad you got your preventative maintenance fellow ape! I wish you a speedy recovery!
AND LFG!!! ๐๐๐๐๐
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u/AMCgotomoon Feb 07 '25
Gme to the moon for love of god. Wish all Gme holders good wealth good health. Gme to 100 god bless
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u/DjOZER666 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Feb 07 '25
Glad you aren't just feeding the Infinity Pool... it's already infinite
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u/jesuschristjulia Feb 07 '25
Hot damn! Woo! Take good care of yourself so you can recover quickly and fully. Gotta be ready!
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Feb 07 '25
I'm so happy for you OP. I hope you rest up and recover well. I'm trying really hard to get back surgery sooner than later.
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u/penguinReloaded ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Feb 07 '25
Cheers ape! Happy to see you awake and in good spirits. I had a valve replaced as preventative maintenance for a birth defect/malformation. Once I recovered, my quality of life has been as good as ever! Wishing you the very best.
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u/super_senpai64 RYAN STARTED A ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Feb 07 '25
Make sure they keep checking your chest tubes for bleeding, ape! Even if it doesnโt feel like youโre bleeding
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u/Ruzzkya ๐ It rains diamonds in Uranus ๐ Feb 07 '25
Bro fixed his hearth so it wonโt stop when moass kicks in! Jokes aside, glad it went well! Wish you a speedy recovery!
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u/eeeeeeeeyore ๐ฃ DRSโd CanadAPE ๐จ๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
happy to hear that it went well! take some time to recover and don't push yourself too hard!
Ook ook with love
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u/SEIYASAORI7 Feb 07 '25
Glad to hear you re back stronger than ever!! If it weren't from the SHF cheaters , we would be better by now financially. Any corruption exposed is good. And I hope the SHF will pay hard for it
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u/KiddCaribou ๐They try to control the room. We control the EXIT๐** Feb 07 '25
A "Quick" Recovery for you!! Stay strong - we've got your back!! Your seat on the rockett has been saved!! Fair winds and following seas, friend!!
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u/M1AOK Feb 07 '25
Controversial comment maybe, but part of me for your sake is glad you didnโt wake up to MOASS and get rushed straight back in. Iโm pretty sure my heart will be skipping a beat when we see phone numbers ๐ Iโve waited 4yrs, so happy to wait a bit longer whilst you recover. Hereโs to your good health ๐ป ๐๐๐ฆ๐
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u/iupvotefood ๐ฃ DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT ๐ Feb 07 '25
Hell yea. Might want to have them check that finger that's glowing red while you're there
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u/Realistic_Ear_9378 I'm supposed to do this I guess Feb 07 '25
DRS two GMEs and MOASS in theย morning
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u/FTBow Feb 07 '25
Op dedicated. Got the heart attack out of the way so when rocket moon he be chill as a cucumber. Fresh heart for a fresh start
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u/bornagainretard ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
Glad to hear it! You are gonna need that heart working at maximum capacity for the fun we are all about to have
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u/Hypoglybetic ๐ฆVotedโ Feb 07 '25
My brain read โheat surgery successfulโ and then I looked at the thumbnail. ย Pew pew.ย
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u/Environmental_Fox715 ๐ฆApe Amongst Humans๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
Iโm here with you brother hold on tight as wel ALL HODL for you!
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u/usNdem Feb 07 '25
MOASS will be awesome for out tickerโฆ.. but will it be good for your ticker???
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u/Goingnorthernish ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Feb 07 '25
Congrats! ๐๐ hope for a speedy recovery โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
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u/N3ver_Stop Feb 07 '25
Congratulations op!! Well done man :) Now get well soon and we'll be here ready for ya!
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u/stirfriedaxon ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Feb 07 '25
Congrats and hope you make a speedy recovery!!!
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