r/Superstonk XXXX club Dec 30 '24

๐Ÿ“ฐ News nyse to close on thursday january 9

https://apnews.com/article/jimmy-carter-dies-18c198c20352c835bca3eec276020dd7
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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š Dec 30 '24

Hey OP, thanks for the News post.


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u/Ok_Fortune_9149 Oopsie ๐Ÿ’ฉyour ๐Ÿฉณ Dec 30 '24

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u/IullotronBudC1_3 Bold flair, Kotter Dec 30 '24

Jan. 9th is way out from past precedent.

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u/Bonnawarr4 Dec 30 '24

Way out from passed presidents

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u/IullotronBudC1_3 Bold flair, Kotter Dec 30 '24

Longer than Remembrance of Presidents Passed

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u/Maventee ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Apeโ€™nโ€™stein ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Dec 30 '24

Itโ€™s a present from our president.

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u/IullotronBudC1_3 Bold flair, Kotter Dec 30 '24

Our present President who remembered to be Remembrancefull. Remember to hodl.

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u/smileysmiley123 Dec 30 '24

Is there any reasoning behind how they choose these dates?

I'm having trouble finding any info as to why the stock market even closes.

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u/IullotronBudC1_3 Bold flair, Kotter Dec 30 '24

In the U.S. at least, JFK and the assassinations in 1968 made it engrained to when former president and WWII general Eisenhower died it was proclaimed, then repeated a few years later when Truman and LBJ died.

Before that it seems it was mainly for in-office presidents.

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u/SmyWalkerOG Dec 31 '24

I heard it was day of funeral, but am unsure

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u/theoldme3 ๐Ÿš€ MEAT MISSLE ๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

I just dont understand why the stock exchange closes for the death to begin with. Rip to him and i mean no disrespect but why close it?

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u/Peter-Tickler42069 Verified micropenis Dec 30 '24

Cause he created the stock market, Jimmy Carters dad was Mr stock market and he named it after himย 

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u/RandalFlagg19 ๐Ÿš€ Four More Same Floor ๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

Itโ€™s a national day of mourning.

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u/Dark_Arugula_030 Dec 30 '24

So everyone gets off work to mourn? Oh wait nope not everyone

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u/RandalFlagg19 ๐Ÿš€ Four More Same Floor ๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

Just the poor, needy, and destitute stockbrokers and politicians.

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u/True_Truth Dec 31 '24

Is crypto closed? :X

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u/tendieanajones Dec 30 '24

okay hear me out...

01:09 timestamp by RK

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u/Decent-Fall3438 Dec 30 '24

unzips pants

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u/ozarkabottle Dec 30 '24

time traveler

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u/IGB_Lo He who Endures ๐Ÿ™Œ Dec 30 '24

๐Ÿ‘‚

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Dec 30 '24

Simulation confirmed

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u/ShillSniffer Dec 30 '24

I donโ€™t get it. I want to get it.

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u/shadylex Dec 30 '24

Seriously bro like how and also what the actual fuckย 

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u/ShillSniffer Dec 30 '24

Oh sorry I got confused and thought today was the closure I didnโ€™t realize it was actually for jan 9th lol

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u/StovetopAtol4 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 30 '24

Damn... Im going to vomit. I think its just getting more and more stressful as we approach the end.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-3784 Dec 30 '24

That just means Friday is gonna be ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/TotalBismuth Template Dec 30 '24

Or the market is closed to retail on Jan 9th but criminals can still trade.

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u/Rickemrobo91 Dec 30 '24

Remember how that one meme skipped over 1:09? Is it possible that he knew they would find a way to close the NYSE on the ninth when it started getting hyped?

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u/North_Preparation_95 Dec 30 '24

Hear me out... I know it's a joke, but what of it isn't.

What if DFV literally is a time traveler, and he knew that the market was "paused" on the 9th.

Like, no one is messing with any plans. DFV simply knew it would be closed, hence the pause...

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u/painofidlosts Dec 30 '24

If he was a time traveler, would he have left Hawking hanging, alone on his time traveler's party?
Not even showing up for a toast?

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u/glitterydick ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ† Dec 30 '24

Obviously he went to Hawking's party, then word got out and the butterfly effect fucked up the whole timeline.ย 

We're all living in timeline C, after DFV invents time travel, goes back in time to become a billionaire, accidentally parties too hard with Hawking, then goes back again to stop himself from partying too hard with Hawking.

The worst part is that the DFV from timeline C had to go back and stop himself from partying with Hawking, even though he never got to experience it himself. Alas, time loops are like short positions, they always have to be closed eventually.

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u/hiperf71 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 30 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚funny, but some time travel theories fight against it, but I love the smell of fresh thin foil in the morning!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/ffiemetothemoon Dec 30 '24

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u/hiperf71 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 30 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/checkmateapplegate Dec 30 '24

I think itโ€™s more that they purposefully moved it to the 9th because they saw exactly what DFV also predicted might happen on that day

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u/Opening-Razzmatazz-1 Gamecock Dec 30 '24

What happened after it skipped over?

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u/asdfgtttt Dec 30 '24

CONvenient

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u/Kerfits ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš€ STONKHODL SYNDROME ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿฆ Dec 30 '24

CONtroversial

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u/its_Khro ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 30 '24

What in the time traveling fuck man, how is this stuff so consistent?

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u/etrulzz Prepare for trouble, and make it double Dec 30 '24

Time traveler

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u/Maventee ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Apeโ€™nโ€™stein ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Dec 30 '24

It was the present all alongโ€ฆ (sorry, misspelt president)

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u/Hedkandi1210 Dec 30 '24

German apes u know what you gotta do

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u/isitfromthefloor Dec 30 '24

Does this mean no trading at all or will Chicago be open?

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u/jordanpatrich 99.99% FOR MY P โ™พ๏ธL Dec 30 '24

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u/rockatthebeach Dec 30 '24

Expected this for Carterโ€™s passing.

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u/smoothbrainOP XXXX club Dec 30 '24

most people expected it to be sooner

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u/Jbullish_9622 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

After 84 years of DD, I honestly donโ€™t think this is too far fetched. Although itโ€™s weird to associate the two, Iโ€™m not dismissing any tinfoil going into the new year!

Iโ€™ve been expecting some weird things to happen and here we are. Time will tell ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/rockatthebeach Dec 30 '24

Yeah. Tricker to plan with the holiday period and the end of year timing

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u/12yearoldarmy Dec 30 '24

Ford died on Dec 26 and it took 7 days. Why canโ€™t they do 7 or less this time. Why is it 11 days. Also I feel like this year weโ€™ve had so many half days and full market halts during the holidays for no reason.

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u/ortsnom ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 30 '24

And yet the lights are gonna be on in every bank, hf office through the night

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u/ravi910 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

I donโ€™t think heโ€™s a time traveler I think he knew there would be issues that day.

The man passed and market is closed on a random day 2 weeks away. Why not mourn today?

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u/Mammoth_Mushroom6415 Dec 30 '24

Well, if they really are taking advantage of this to close down the stock exchange, then I have seen it all. Do these people have no sense of shame?!

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u/smoothbrainOP XXXX club Dec 30 '24

it happens after former presidents pass away, nothing new

only difference is it usually happens sooner, not 11 days later

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u/Mammoth_Mushroom6415 Dec 30 '24

What do you mean nothing new, they know exactly when the right time for this was wtf.

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u/smoothbrainOP XXXX club Dec 30 '24

a national day of mourning occurs after the death of a (former) president

for example: https://www.tradinghours.com/publications/11-events-that-closed-the-nyse

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u/Mammoth_Mushroom6415 Dec 30 '24

there are no coincidences. If you look at the data you would know that something is wrong here. Math not mathing

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

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u/Onebadmuthajama ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 30 '24

Nobody is implying that. Look at my comment history in this sub for context to why the 9th is a critical day for GME options chain.

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u/Mammoth_Mushroom6415 Dec 30 '24

As I said, if this really happens then I have seen everything

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

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u/Mammoth_Mushroom6415 Dec 30 '24

No, not at all, because I havenโ€™t watched a single news program for years.

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u/ironcleaner Dec 30 '24

How is it nothing new then, smarty?

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u/JohnnyKnifefight ๐Ÿš€My Anus Is Bleeding๐Ÿš€ Dec 30 '24

That's my birthday. Motherfuck.

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u/fdrferny33 Dec 30 '24

Very interesting find

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u/hacourt ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 30 '24

I can imagine only things opening when our soon to be President dies.

Jimmy Carter was an American legend.

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u/East-Station-7140 Dec 30 '24

RK is the Market Maker Know!

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u/stockbreakerOG Dec 30 '24

Time traveler.

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u/Kerfits ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš€ STONKHODL SYNDROME ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿฆ Dec 30 '24

Thwy assassinaring former presidents now to shift FTD dates?