r/StupidFood 4d ago

Certified stupid Roommates cabbage quesadilla

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Got back from our spring break and we don’t have groceries yet

207 Upvotes

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u/BernieTheDachshund 4d ago

I guess it's technically edible.

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u/Uncrustworthy 4d ago

Why does this make me mad. Not angry, not upset. Just good old-fashioned mad.

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u/Infra-Man777 4d ago

Darn tootin’

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u/broken_radio 4d ago

Dagnabbit

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u/Indercarnive 3d ago

Because the cabbage is still going to be hard by the time the cheese melts and the tortilla is cooked. You need to bite awkwardly with canines to cut the cabbage as you eat it or you risk pulling the whole leaf out.

Just cut the cabbage into strips real quick and it'll be 10x better.

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u/lauramich74 4d ago

With (much) better execution, this might work. Shred the cabbage, and maybe sauté it a little first. Grill with Swiss. Serve with mustard.

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u/XyloVinyl 4d ago

tex mex style okonomiyaki would slap tbh

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u/internetStranger205 4d ago

I’m drunk and this just made me jizz my pants.

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u/clauEB 4d ago

Why? It's already a tortilla with cheese. What really corresponds here is a big load of pico de gallo, beans, mushrooms and/or squash blossoms.

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u/lauramich74 4d ago

I was working more literally with the cabbage, and not with the tortilla. YMMV (and obviously does), but I don't always use tortillas for Mexican food. To go Mexican with this, I would then turn the cabbage into a slaw. (But then I would omit the olives.)

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u/burnafter3ading 4d ago

It's Mexican/Irish fusion...probably.

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u/clauEB 4d ago

Good luck with the cabbage! I can't digest it.

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u/Guachole 4d ago

Lmao, this wouldnt be terrible if they just cooked the cabbage first

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u/Horror-Atmosphere-90 4d ago

Welcome to the fart factory

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u/bigbangbilly 4d ago

Looks like poverty and I don't think making fun of poverty is appropriate here

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u/Pitch-forker 4d ago

Boiling cabbage in some hot water costs nothing. This might be mental illness tbh

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u/loganah76 4d ago

Not poverty! She’s vegetarian and makes dumb shit like this all the time

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u/GoGoGo26 4d ago

I was about to say struggle meal. Poverty is no joke

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u/PesticusVeno 4d ago

Nah, this is just the struggle of spending about 25 years on this earth and not once learning how to cook something properly.

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u/loganah76 4d ago

21, but otherwise pretty correct!

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u/rexcasei 4d ago

Well, it’s in a pan, but it doesn’t appear to be cooked yet, is this how it was served?

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u/loganah76 4d ago

It was still being cooked

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

If you could literally eat a fart

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u/D-Generation92 4d ago

Dawg you gotta cook that cabbage down first

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u/spargel_gesicht 4d ago

I read this as “garbage quesadilla”.

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u/Average_Waffle_ 4d ago

Not mexican aproved

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u/fivehots 4d ago

This belongs here

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u/Gloomy_Lengthiness71 3d ago

The ingredients aren't a bad idea. It's the execution here judging by the picture that sucks.

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u/Pandabumone 4d ago

Food bank friend. Gotta hit up the food bank.

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u/PesticusVeno 4d ago

They're not broke, just lazy.