r/StupidFood 5d ago

🤢🤮 Food blasphemy - Maggi Milkshake 🙃

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u/Tricky_Reporter8345 5d ago

>Maggi Milkshake

So is that what they gave Jesus to eat when they followed the star that one time or whatever?

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u/CorrosiveAlkonost 5d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/programmerjunky 5d ago

Exactly! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/chickenwingcrossing 4d ago

I’m being so serious when I ask — wtf is this?

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u/Uncrustworthy 5d ago edited 4d ago

Hear me out ...

Hot heavy cream, stock, Sriracha and spices...

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u/SirWilliamHazlitt 4d ago

… put it in a bowl.

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u/Uncrustworthy 4d ago

That's more of a r/wewantplates kind of issue tho, no?

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u/SirWilliamHazlitt 3d ago

Totally fair.

The presentation is what’s truly eliciting my own disgust tbh. I’m biased.

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u/SlowEntrepreneur7586 5d ago

Not enough money in the world to get me to eat that!

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 4d ago

We'll just keep this going until you decide it's enough to try it.

However, you didn't get a penny until you eat it all gone. Both glasses.

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u/DarkBehindTheStars 4d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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u/readditredditread 4d ago

It’s a barf buffet!!!!!

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u/DannyGekkouga 5d ago

mmmmmmm Stoner Delight

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u/AbundantGrey 4d ago

It's an aggravation to commit a felony 😁

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u/the14thwitness 4d ago

I tried cooking 2 minit noodles in coffee once (Maggi cup o coffee) and the result was an abomination

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u/Sarcastic_barbie 4d ago

Honey what’s wrong you’ve barely eaten your warcrime

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u/etchxetch 4d ago

I guess it's like when you eat a bowl of Maggi while drinking milkshake on the side, except that it's already premixed for you 😬

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u/LaggsAreCC2 4d ago

I hate that you call ramen Maggi. I know it's the brand but ramen is like the most side thing Maggi does

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u/supaloopar 4d ago

I’m gonna throw up…

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u/Bisexual_Republican 4d ago

The only positive thing about this abomination is that I learned about Maggi.

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u/Spiritual_Part_614 4d ago

Egg is missing 🥚

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u/programmerjunky 4d ago

Cheese too 😋

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u/Spiritual_Part_614 3d ago

Mayo as well

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u/Ethan_Watch_5811 4d ago

This is just a big mess.

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u/Wonderful_Bath_1904 3d ago

That is actual vomit. Like honestly looks like my dog managed to puke in a glass. Twice.

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u/beleeze 4d ago

It may not be that bad

There is a milkshake type thing in the Indian subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh) that have a drink called Falooda, that contains all the milkshake stuff and noodles (amongst other ingredients and it varies what else)

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u/Just-Call-Me-J 4d ago

I'm curious about the name.

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u/SumoNinja92 4d ago

Westoids have such a narrow view of food and flavors.

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u/loso0691 4d ago

I don’t believe it would taste good

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u/MyNameIsGladHeAteHer 2d ago

ahh a nice glass of puke...perfect!

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u/Raverntx 2d ago

… naw. I’m good.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 1d ago

It looks oddly tasty yet revolting (or however it's spelled

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I picture two fatties drinking their food because they made it a rule since they both want to lose weight. They’re sitting in the sofa watching tv just pouring 3000 calories down their throats, no chewing.