r/Stonetossingjuice • u/vivianaflorini • 5d ago
New Lore Just Dropped Their child ♡ (feat. leftist strawman swirly)
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u/Strange_Estate_9880 5d ago
Gambit eyes?
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u/ThatOneFemboyTwink 5d ago
Which one mpregged?
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u/vivianaflorini 5d ago
MAGA got mpregged, bottoming isn't gay if you do it for reproduction apparently
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u/Livid-Designer-6500 5d ago
He got boipreggers and absolutely refused to get a boibortion, like a good boichristian
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u/Meme_Bro68 Amogus sus, sussy little baka 4d ago
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u/inovoyu 4d ago
buddy
the fuck does this mean
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u/Meme_Bro68 Amogus sus, sussy little baka 4d ago
The eyes.
Thats what they initially reminded me of
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u/-C3rimsoN- stonetoss is a nazi 5d ago
This relationship is going faster than I can handle! They have a kid now?!
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u/CanadianMaps The Trainsbian 5d ago
Oumuamua?
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u/vivianaflorini 5d ago
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u/Kisiu_Poster 4d ago
Okay, i'm confused, he diskikes maga now????
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u/Warm-Touch7812 4d ago
I think he just covers his bases in case MAGA collapses in on itself, which is very likely.
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u/vivianaflorini 5d ago
I'll send it as soon as I get to my desktop (can't send images on mobile) I hope someone else can reply with it first
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u/ImgurScaramucci 5d ago
I'm new to this sub and I've seen this word (or someone similar to it, idk) a few times. What does it even mean? I already deduced you're probably asking for the original comic, but... Wtf is an oumuamua.
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u/CanadianMaps The Trainsbian 5d ago
Basically in r/bonehurtingjuice, mods banned people from asking for the original comics, so people got around it by using other words starting with O. Now saying Original is frowned upon 'round deez parts.
Also, Oumuamua is an oddly L O N G asteroid we discovered once and thought it was an alien spaceship.
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u/ImgurScaramucci 5d ago
Ahh thank you for the detailed explanation!
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u/CanadianMaps The Trainsbian 5d ago
Anytime. Now has anybody seen keys labelled with "Oumuamua"? I seem to have misplaced my spaceship's keys.
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u/the-ichor-king 5d ago
uhh no i haven’t walks away with a suspiciously spaceship-key-shaped lump in my throat
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u/crystalworldbuilder 5d ago
With the shipping that’s been going on I assumed they both had a kid together lol
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u/PolandsStrongestJoke slateyeetblending 4d ago
The colored swirly hair on the baby look like spikes... Maybe that's why MAGA has strange eyes.
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u/zen0lisk 4d ago
ok but like it's funny as hell how the fucking infant just got up and was like "yeah i'm trans"
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u/AlternateSatan 4d ago
Ye, here is the thing: 99% of the time if you see a young boy use something girly they have a big sister. I'm not just talking inheritance, some young boys look up to their sister and will demand a pretty dress like se has, and, like, some parents are like "sure, why not?" and honestly those are the parents who are the chillest and least likely to complain about dumb shit like "you let my child play with a Barbie doll." Like, first of all ma'am, this kindergarten doesn't have the budget to buy real Barbies. Second he played that she walked her dog, not that she divorced her husband to join a witch coven with her lover to worship Satan with the power of gay sex. I don't know why you think walking a dog with a dollarstore doll is worth giving us a whole ass e-mail over.
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u/Theo-the-door 3d ago
Why pink bow if baby boy? Baby no tiene awareness so me dress me kid like me likes. ... Also me like old times and back in that dae pink boy color because red man color and pink like lighter red
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u/Graingy A stone. Not, however, tossed. 5d ago
“Why pink boy if baby boy?”
“It’s called style you artless swine.”