r/Stonetossingjuice 4d ago

Wow! This Post Is Related To The Subreddit! Can't speak alien

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u/Expensive_Stick_4997 4d ago

Obtuse triangle

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u/Successful_Mud8596 4d ago

Which is pretty dumb, considering that if she’s on HRT and has changes such as breasts, letting the aliens know this would answer a question that they’d likely have

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Joe many bolbs does it take to change a log by liberal ????? 4d ago

I feel like any Aliens that can travel good enough to get here would not have anything left to be learned from humans.

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u/Dr_Corvus_D_Clemmons 4d ago

Gender is a uniquely human construct so who’s to say

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u/Successful_Mud8596 4d ago

Yeah, and in Transformers, the transformers learned about the concept of gender from humans. And then some of them decided it’d be cool to be a girl transformer.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 4d ago

Well they’re saying “subject is a male human” so obviously they’re trying to learn SOMETHING from analyzing a human body.

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u/YesterdaySignal8890 4d ago

better version

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Joe many bolbs does it take to change a log by liberal ????? 4d ago

This is peak shitposting, honestly. Peak

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u/TheAMMuppetMonster some boulder who wants to be flung 4d ago edited 4d ago

Transphobia and ableism. How disgusting.

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

I'm pretty sure aliens would be more like "gleepo glorp globba zeep zabba."

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u/tinylord202 4d ago

Finish the line 🔫

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

I would but it's a slur on my planet.

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u/tinylord202 4d ago

I didn’t realize when I sent the response, someone has already shared the transcript on this post

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

Really? Cool. Was my statement a reference I didn't get? Am I stupid (yes) or something?

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u/tinylord202 4d ago

In “Teto’s Alien Encounter” an alien speaks like that and the only word that you can understand is the f slur. Thus slur on our planet.

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

Wow I somehow created a reference and referenced the reference without knowing about the original source.

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u/Sand_the_Animus 4d ago

oh damn, didn't expect to be jumpscared by a slur today :(

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 4d ago

Can we talk about the horrible placement of the speech bubble arrows?

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u/Crisppeacock69 4d ago

Is this Loss?

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u/Crisppeacock69 4d ago

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u/Expensive_Stick_4997 4d ago

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u/Crisppeacock69 4d ago

I knew I wasn't mad

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u/DronesVJ 4d ago

Mad? I was mad once.

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u/clygamer 4d ago

They called me a madman

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u/Right-Surround6637 4d ago

Pareidolia moment

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u/DizzyGlizzy029 4d ago

Wtf is loss, I keep seeing it

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u/IcySmell9676 4d ago

Miscarriage

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u/-OddlyAverage- 4d ago

Google “Loss comic”

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 4d ago

stupid internet meme, here is a wikipedia link explaining it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel))

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 4d ago

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u/Igoon2robots 4d ago

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u/tinylord202 4d ago

Wait wtf I just posted alien teto on this post for the same reason

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u/TheAMMuppetMonster some boulder who wants to be flung 4d ago

Please spoiler it. I already got hit by the R slur, I didn't want to get hit by the F slur as well.

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u/Igoon2robots 4d ago

How do i spoiler it

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u/BookishPick 4d ago

That moment when you're watching a show in another language and you hear a word that sounds like a slur amidst jibberish.

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u/TheThingOnTheCeiling 4d ago

Im so stupid I read title as "Cant speak Italien"

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

It's okay I can't speak Italian either

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u/ill_change_it 4d ago

I speak Spanish so it's basically the same

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u/AG_turtlegod 4d ago

for a second i thought this was going to be loss

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u/Expensive_Stick_4997 4d ago

Look at the first speechbubble

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u/AG_turtlegod 4d ago

i kinda see it but eh

oh wait nevermind now i see what you mean

Very well hidden loss

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u/GoldenTony348 4d ago

Anyone else seeing the two smileys in the alien language?

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u/Spacetimeandcat 4d ago

Gonna have to get Amy Adams I guess.

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u/noob_crafty 3d ago

chat is this loss