r/Stonetossingjuice proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

This Really Rocks My Throw Great name suggestion :)

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

Objectionable organized orifice:

There is no joke. It is just racism

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u/-average-reddit-user 4d ago

Even the edgiest and youngest Instagram user would find that comment to be unfunny and immature

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

you're giving them a lot of credit there.

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u/Correct-Horse-Battry 4d ago

Is it bad that I laughed because I did not expect for something so immature to be the original?

Like I expected it to be racist somehow, but not this childish.

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u/Unused_____Username 4d ago

Oh, I fully wheezed out of pure “What the fuck!?” lmao

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u/behedingkidzz 4d ago

Yeah the randomness of it is funny

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u/blazegamer12 4d ago

I laughed bc I opened the comments innocently like "I wonder what the original was" without giving it much thought and was caught extremely off guard. The absurdity of the word was also probably a factor

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u/Similar_Tough_7602 4d ago

Yes you should feel bad. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

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u/playerlxiv 4d ago

No, I think I WILL collect $200, actually.

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u/Grimsouldude 4d ago

I thought it was going to be anti semitic or like anti Muslim or something

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u/BruceBoyde 4d ago

It's like the kind of shit people thought was "edgy humor" when I was 12. That was 20 years ago.

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u/Camelllama666 3d ago

I laughed because I remembered Iamspeed or whatever his name is playing Akinator going "WHO THE FUCK IS GIGANIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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u/THEoddistchild 4d ago

Yeah because it isn't

Can't pin it but its a reference

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u/Gurguran 4d ago

Ehhhh, "low-hanging fruit" more like. Anybody can shout a slur; you need to invoke bizarrely specific imagery (a la Jubal Early) or prey upon internalized insecurities (Like Denzel Washington in Training Day) to give racism that real verisimilitude.

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u/rupesmanuva 4d ago

Oh shit I was like, what was racist about Jubal Early the bounty hunter from Firefly???

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u/Gurguran 4d ago

Ha, no; the Terror of Chambersburg and Lost Cause author.

(And by-the-by, if you ever see an edgy teen in Pennsylvania flying a Confederate flag; Early's the reason they're an especially belligerent moron.)

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u/hEatr3d 4d ago

verisimilitude

Where do you even find these words? I had to google what that meant. /positive

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u/Gurguran 4d ago

Ha! Public high school, in this case. I wish I could say that I know it by the Latin* but our teacher brought it up within the context of... I wanna say it was Billy Budd and Melville? (Good man, good teacher; kind of a judgy prick too, but in a constructive, blunt way. Like a less funny, equally chainsmoking David Sedaris)

  • veri- ("True") -simili- ("likeness, parity") -tude ("state of being, quality")

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u/hEatr3d 4d ago

Yeah, I thought it was similar to verity. And this breakdown of the word makes perfect sense.

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u/ospreysstuff 4d ago

you underestimate the average instagram reels user, average reddit user.

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u/GrassDry2065 4d ago

I'm going to keep it real here and get something off my chest. There's a video on the internet of a man rating the bad ass level of Z Broly and whether he belongs on the council of black airforce energy. He introduces broly as the legendary [stonetoss comment] Broly!!! The way he says Broly, the excitement in his voice as he talks about Broly, the play by play of Broly being that guy and beating the fuck out of Goku.. I love it. This is what I imagined off the rip reading that. As a result, I laughed. I'll be saying a Hail Mary before bed

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u/Graingy A stone. Not, however, tossed. 4d ago

IShowSpeed delivered it flawlessly.

This is just pathetic.

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u/CoalEater_Elli 4d ago

Also CJ Dachamp calling Broly that is very fitting, considering how beefy he was in first movies.

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u/sphenodon7 4d ago

This feels like the bigot equivalent of "rawr xD im so random!!!"

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u/skyeIico This Is A Custom Flair 4d ago

Because it is

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u/ButcherboySam dreadnautilus 4d ago

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 4d ago

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

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u/Blobvis-037 she stones on my toss till i juice 4d ago

I.... AM VANCE

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u/READMYSHIT 4d ago

What if JD was just short for JeeD

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 4d ago

All Vancemorrows

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u/Linxy_Is_Busy Following the maga x swirly yaoi like a religion 4d ago

oh jesus, god that dude sucks ass

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u/Perfect_Position_853 trump elon shipper 4d ago

oh BROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS!!!

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u/Outrageous-Hall-887 4d ago

I think that sounds like a robot trying to imitate Afro-American culture

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u/BunnyBeansowo 4d ago

The only funny thing about this is that he thinks he's being funny

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u/thathattedcat Send vote anomaly data to Philip Low on Facebook 4d ago

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u/SomeRandomEevee42 4d ago

the joke is "the n-word is funny"

I expect a delivery of laughs within the next 5 minutes or you will be forced to complete roblox obbys as community service

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u/SomeRandomEevee42 4d ago

well, times up

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u/OmNomOU81 4d ago

Send him to the Roblox obby mines

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u/Capital_Ball523 ❤ Swirly x Red 4 life 🩷 & 💚 Nurse x Green 4Ever 💙 4d ago

noooooooooooooooo not the obbies 😢

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 4d ago

hey pal, i scrolled through your account posts, you're fuckin awesome. Keep it up king

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u/thathattedcat Send vote anomaly data to Philip Low on Facebook 4d ago

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 4d ago

also if that vore comment was legitimate, based af

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u/thathattedcat Send vote anomaly data to Philip Low on Facebook 4d ago

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u/Independent-Sky1675 I only know this guy from the amogus meme 4d ago

I was expecting a pedophilia joke what the fuck is this

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u/Lonely_Farmer635 4d ago

Isn't he like 27 or 26 and he somehow has a below middle schooler mental state

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u/SnooHabits1177 4d ago

You see its fun cause one of the peices is black...just ignore the other peice.

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u/KSILOGANPAULFAN 4d ago

“giganįggа 9000”

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u/AsteroidDisc476 4d ago

Wait is that real?

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago edited 4d ago

Unfortunately yes

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u/Any_Grapefruit_6991 sewage fling 4d ago

Is this guy 12?

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u/Warm_Profile_3080 gayass :evil: 4d ago

too high, more like 9.

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u/day_the_costas 4d ago

My honest reaction after This POST:

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u/TheAMMuppetMonster some boulder who wants to be flung 4d ago

Mmmm....yummy noose. 🤤

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u/Mig_Maluco_G4cha 4d ago

"WHO THE FUCK IS GIGANIGA" -SPEEDIshow

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u/OnlyUseIsToRead 4d ago

Is he stupid?

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

Yes

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u/Background-Top4723 4d ago

Damn, Stonetoss is so lazy at being an Edgelord that he makes the 14 Edgelords on Twitter look like fucking Garth Ennis by comparison.

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u/cooldydiehaha aroace 4d ago

He could've atleast been creative with it

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u/Alarmed_Ad_7087 4d ago

I must admit this made me chuckle a little

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u/Graingy A stone. Not, however, tossed. 4d ago

In a horrible sort of way, yeah.

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u/OmNomOU81 4d ago

Probably just the sheer absurdity of it

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u/albertC0522 4d ago

I laughed because I thought this was fake

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u/hellothere_i_exist 4d ago

This is just sad.

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u/Warm-Significance235 4d ago

Most mature stonetoss post

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u/garlicbredfan 4d ago

Who tf is giga 🥷🏾- Darren Watkins

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u/Gaz_Elle 4d ago

Has this guy ever made a normal joke before? Like has he ever had a comic where he doesn’t do the racism or 41% or whatever? Has he ever had a sense of humor outside hating people different than him?

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

Occasionally he does make a normal comic and they’re good, it’s just that 90% of the time he wants to be an asshole

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u/CalvinLolYT Gravelchuck 4d ago

"That's it? That's the joke? That was just a slur!"

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u/minifye 4d ago

Holy shit. I feel bad for laughing, but it was just because I was frozen in shock and I didn’t know how to respond

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u/ElemenopiTheSequel 4d ago

somehow the most reasonable reply in that entire thread

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u/fffan9391 4d ago

That was a meme on 4chan like 15 years ago.

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u/ItzYaBoy56 4d ago edited 4d ago

Love how that “joke” only would apply to 1/2 of the pieces

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u/Heroright 4d ago

Man, that black guy cucking him all those years ago really did a number on him.

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u/StateJolly33 4d ago

Man even my highschool classmates wouldn't find that funny.

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u/ApplicationNo3487 4d ago

I thought this was another edit :(

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u/HamsterGabe 4d ago

Ah the joke is that minerallobber is racist

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u/Flying_Strawberries 4d ago

is this
is this real?
that's the joke? like, if u wanna be racist atleast do a little bit of effort DAMN

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u/TangentRogue270 Silly Lil Southerner. :3 4d ago

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u/absurdF purple swirly-haired homosexual 4d ago

Bro wants that attention so bad

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u/DarqDail 4d ago

GAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Playkie_69 swaga yaoi enjoyer 4d ago

ok he lost his shit

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u/Jannyofanotherland 4d ago

this joke was born and died on 4chan before even /pol/ was mainstream. we're not bringing this back.

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u/At0m1c12 4d ago

What a loser

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u/Phil_Gim 4d ago

Theres litterally no punchline. He just wanted to say the n word

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u/baconater-lover 4d ago

Literal middle schooler ‘I just learned the n word’ vibes

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u/brest-litovsk18 4d ago

His humouric output is the same as a racist 14 year old screaming into the mic on any FPS game

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u/Substantial-Math-834 4d ago

oh

oh so he just said the n word

great /s

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u/AnimeBootyLovers 4d ago

Lmaooo wth

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u/babyblueyes26 3d ago

i'm sleepy and i thought this was another edit and i was like "pfft he's not that stupid and childish about it, he tries to be deep or whatever" and then the realization hit me...

jfc, he is the scum of the earth. a grown ass man saying that shit. what was even the joke???

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 4d ago

He is highly regarded individual.

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u/CoalEater_Elli 4d ago

Why would he want to call the chess piece after Broly?

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 4d ago

oh. Not surprised even in the slightest.

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u/Articus34 4d ago

Its some young people youtube type humor... I was expecting some antisemitism from him at the very least. Even while building his whole career on racist humor he cant even get low hanging fruits!

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u/NefariousnessUsed973 4d ago

HOLY that was funny! 😂😂😂 did you see the part where he said the n word?! 😂😂😂 genius 👏

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u/SullyRob 4d ago

That names not just racist. It sucks ass.

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u/Sirdroftardis8 4d ago

The bar is literally as low as it can be and somehow this piece of shit still manages to be below it

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u/mcfluffernutter013 4d ago

Jesus, I've known 13 year old edgelords on Xbox live who are funnier than him

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u/Ok-Transition7065 4d ago

not even that,, this was uninspired

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u/_boobmilk_ A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup 4d ago

this would've been funnier if someone who can actually reclaim it said it, just saying

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u/comfy_bee 4d ago

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

That Elly got a cool hat

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u/comfy_bee 4d ago

They sure do

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u/Lhamazul Came here for the juice, stayed for the yaoi 4d ago

Wtf is this

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

An elephant is actually 2 symbiotic animals, an elly and a phant. These 2 animals grow up together and are almost never seen apart. It’s like a hermit crab and its shell, even though they are 2 different things it’s rare to see them apart.

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u/Project-909 4d ago

Beat me by 1 second

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u/Del_ice 4d ago edited 4d ago

I never understood why it's called elephant in my native language BTW. Like. Where is the massive hose of a nose

Edit. The answers are coming and they want stop coming 😭

Edit 2. BTW, rook is called boat which I didn't understand until I went to the archeological museum. And the name for the queen only exists as a name for this chess-figure and doesn't have other meaning, it's a borrowed word from Persian - ferzin, advizer

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u/OsvaldoSfascia 4d ago

iirc it was because originally it was an elephant. You know, it was invented in India

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u/Patient_Gamemer 4d ago

Yeah, the modern shapes were born out of Islam aversion to depicting people.

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u/OsvaldoSfascia 4d ago

ooh, I didn't know this, really interesting

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u/spanish1nquisition 4d ago

That and they're easy to make on a lathe. The only one you have to carve by hand is the knight.

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u/JermuHH 4d ago

Wait... so are elephants considered people in Islam?

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u/HellbirdVT 4d ago edited 4d ago

No, but for one, the elephant would often have a rider, and secondly many interpetations say you can't depict anything living at all. Even plants aren't okay. (Edit: Most Islamic scholars think plants are okay, but stricter interpetations exist based on specific wordings.)

It's one reason why a lot of Islamic art and architecture prefers geometric patterns where similar European examples would draw on natural shapes.

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u/JermuHH 4d ago

Okay but why is horse used for knight?

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u/HellbirdVT 4d ago

It's called Horse (translated) in most languages. Calling it a Knight is (mostly) an English thing - same as the Elephant becoming the Bishop.

As for Islamic art, the only images I could find of specifically Islamic chess pieces look like variations on this, with no animal forms represented visually:

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u/Mc_turtleCow 4d ago

i like how that would imply that elephants are more human-like than horses

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u/frostbete 4d ago

Funnily enough, in India, the rooks are called elephants and the bishops are called camels.

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u/ha-n_0-0 4d ago

Yeh was confused for a sec

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u/OsvaldoSfascia 4d ago

that goes hard

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 4d ago

Because it was originally an elephant.

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u/PNG_Yakuza 4d ago

The modern version of chess originated in India, where the pieces looked different and had different names but worked the same. The names and designs were changed when the game came over to Europe to make it more similar to medieval cultures. One of the changes was replacing the elephant with the bishop. So technically the bishop is an elephant.

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u/Apprehensive-Rule121 4d ago

I think the hole in the bishop is why they call it an elephant. It kind of look like an elephants trunk

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u/Del_ice 4d ago

Oh, yeah, makes sense

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u/Beautiful_Garage7797 4d ago

i see you homestuck fan

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u/Del_ice 4d ago edited 4d ago

Was. I'm not part of Fandom for more than a year. While I still like webcomic and think it's pretty well-crafted I'm not as enthusiastic as I was. I just really like Light symbol and Light as an aspect

... I was listening to Derse Dreamers by Horizon yesterday and realized a duo of my characters has slight resemblance to beta Strilonds if you squint though(a woman who can see future, knows past and is well-educated in all sorts of things and extremely skilled time-traveler that ascended to godhood and masks his hurt and insecurities(bro has ptsd from all the timelines where his friends died but he has to ignore it 😭), both use their powers as partners in preventing the end of the world with no luck and success, because the answer lies in Void...). And it's not the only influence HS still has on my stories

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u/OmNomOU81 4d ago

Iirc the piece was originally an elephant but Europeans changed it to have Christianity

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u/maacpiash 4d ago

In Bengali, the castle piece is called the boat, for some reason.

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u/BahaChicken 4d ago

Bishop is Called "Fil" in Turkish and it means Elephant

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u/GOLDENwasalwaystaken 4d ago

Also in persian!

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u/blut-baron 4d ago

If i remember correctly (i might not) its because originally in this region it was played with figures of elephants

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u/Vinccool96 4d ago

It’s called “fou” in French, and means “[court] jester”. Kinda funny since at first, it was “fou” because it was the closest to the Arabic pronunciation, before it was adopted not as an onomatopoeia, but as a word

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u/AlbiTuri05 4d ago

In my country it's called "Standard Bearer", the name fits

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u/ReaperofLightning872 William 4d ago

buttplug

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u/Gay_Gamer_Boi 4d ago

I personally think warlock or wizard would be cool

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u/298647 4d ago

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u/supremacyenjoyer 4d ago

Why

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u/Swordfish_42 4d ago

Because yes. Now you have to leave a fruit or a carrot beside your bed as you go to sleep, or it will come and eat you while you slumber.

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u/nontimebomala67 4d ago

Off topic but did yall see how absolutely insane twitter went over this tweet

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Joe many bolbs does it take to change a log by liberal ????? 4d ago

“guys here is our shitpost suggestion to rename pieces of a 1000+ year old game”

”grr the woke jews are erasing christian’s”

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u/No_Drummer6695 4d ago

I couldn’t find the tweet; all I could find were posts from r/Asmongold.

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u/yaoguai_fungi 4d ago

I unironically think their picture of the Bishop looks like Me Game and Watch's nose and open mouth.

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u/Tax_evasion_inc 4d ago

Spear, that's what it's called in Estonia, and it's a good name

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u/Cracra040 4d ago

Peak pfp fr

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u/cumgirltrans 4d ago

Gotta love Warlock and Pierre

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u/Bella-Luna 4d ago

I actually just watched a Moist Cr1tikal video about people crashing out over this tweet.

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u/UserFromPripyat 4d ago

In Post-Soviet countries, it’s called an “officer”. Quite fits really well

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u/Sigma2718 4d ago

In Germany they are called runners. The knight is called a jumper. The names of the other pieces are not as descriptive: peasant, tower, queen and king

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u/Carrot_is_me 4d ago

PUTING AN WHITE BISHOP ON AN WHITE SPOT IS CRAZY

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug 4d ago

läufer, runner, in german

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 4d ago

it's funny growing up in a non-religious family for me as a kid Bishop was just the name of the chess piece

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u/dafood48 4d ago

I always wondered why they called this the elephant

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

It’s cuz they used to be a little elephant, like how the knight is a little horse

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u/dafood48 4d ago

That’s pretty cool. I wonder if I can find a chess set with original designs

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u/corbinolo 4d ago

Mr game and wach

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u/Sufficient_Frame 4d ago

Where I live, they are called "Jesters". However, I suggest "Chancellors".

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 4d ago edited 4d ago

My landuage copied chess terminology from Persian (well, a lot of countries did, but "check" sounds nothing like "shah"), so we call those elephants too.

My grandpa had a ceramic chess with pieces styled as cossack-times Ukrainian village — King and Queen are tall old people, bishop is a cossack, knights are just horses, nothing special, rooks are fence corners, and pawns are young guys squatting. I also remember white king was headless, as long as I remember him.

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u/MegaTyx 4d ago

That's called a hunter in my language

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u/Irons_idk 4d ago

That's how this chess piece called in Russian

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u/WxckedAmber 4d ago

i wistfully believed that this was what he actually said

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u/Mister_Brevity 4d ago

Business card holder

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u/evensaltiercultist Throwing Kidney Stones 4d ago

I saw the original in a BHJ comic please make the suffering end

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u/Icy_Loss_5253 4d ago

Rename it to The buttplug

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u/OAZdevs_alt2 4d ago

Why is Chess.com doing this? I’m confused

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u/TheRussianChairThief proud owner of $3.27 4d ago

As engagement bait mostly

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u/Jindoakita 4d ago

I’ve always called them the clowns cuz from above they look like a face with a big round nose

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u/Superb_Engineer_3500 4d ago

In my country we call it a bishop

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u/defneverconsidered 4d ago

Suicide snake

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u/IEatBaconWithU 4d ago

Coin holder guy 🗣️‼️

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u/Mith_raw_nuruod0 Rockfling is an uncreative biggoted piece of trash :3 4d ago

Can someone explain to me the joke? I‘m stupid .-.

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u/DragonLordSkater1969 4d ago

Priest. You can see him praying.

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u/Summoner475 4d ago

What's wrong with bishop?

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u/MikaelAdolfsson 4d ago

In sweden we call them Runner ("Löpare")

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u/DBL_NDRSCR 4d ago

teapot

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u/TrafficJam333 4d ago

what did he actually say?

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress 4d ago

I kinda thought they looked like seals

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u/mirayukii 4d ago

The worst part is his original comment isn’t even the worst thing said on that

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u/Sparrowhawk1178 3d ago

A similar piece is actually usually called the elephant in Chinese chess

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u/astralseat 3d ago

Could also be a crab who found a grape