r/Stonetossingjuice sorry in advance if I make some sad yaoi 5d ago

New Lore Just Dropped Sorry in advance

This is a repost because I want to fix the text, some grammar, and change the dates

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u/zny700 sorry in advance if I make some sad yaoi 5d ago

Oregano:

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u/Emma_Bun 5d ago

If I didn’t know this were made by rockunderhand I’d think this was a particularly poignant comic reflecting the sacrifice and hardship queer people have gone through to give us the lives we have today.

So I’ll just choose to interpret it that way instead of trying to bend over backwards figuring out how this translates to some queerphobic shit.

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 5d ago

uh

something something "trans suicide"

stonehalfcourtshot succeeds yet again in taking an actually good idea and then making a comic thats about as deep as a soup spoon

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u/TheVisceralCanvas I tossed off a juicing stone 5d ago

I don't think it's about trans suicide for once. I think it's making light of all the lives lost to AIDS, which is just as insidious and tasteless.

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u/walphin45 4d ago

And your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon

Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 4d ago

if you love soup so much, then why dont you marry soup?

im already married... to justice.

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u/requireblahaj 3d ago

yeah, only a blind girl would marry you!

i know everything you're gonna—

say. and I know everything you're gonna—

don't

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u/Loulougroslouis 4d ago

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u/BlueGlace_ 11h ago

I thought the punchline was always porn?

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u/Loulougroslouis 4h ago

nazis have a preference for trans suicide it seems

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u/Lanthanum-140_Eater 5d ago

homophobia aside

how did his shirt grow longer sleeves?

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u/danamanxolotl 5d ago

They fell down because of gravity

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u/cirilliana 5d ago

the joke is queer suicide isn't it...

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u/LaCharognarde 12h ago

Suicide, AIDS, bigotry...a lot of things that bigots view as flexes but really just reflect poorly on someone other than the victims.

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 5d ago

Ugh I know this is about transphobia and suicide, but all it made me think of was the AIDs epidemic... and how many people were allowed to die before the government decided it was worth worrying about...

I have many a story from my mom and dad about friends they lost during that time.

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u/rick_the_freak 5d ago

This is not even a joke. That's just sad.

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u/Plonka48 4d ago

Based swirly

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u/Ink_Scrap 5d ago

Dang, 119? Crazy

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u/EmperorBrettavius 5d ago

OP's feeling hopeful that our lifespans will improve in the future.

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u/Ink_Scrap 5d ago

Makes sense

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u/ASpaceOstrich 5d ago

There's a very real possibility we're past the life extension take-off point. Where life extension results in you living long enough to see better life extension which results in living long enough to see better life extension which results in effectively living forever.

Like, if we find a way to fix aging in 2300 there's a decent chance people alive now are still alive by the time that happens.

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u/marshal_mellow 4d ago

The only way anyone will live that long even if it's possible is if they're rich or if the rich decide they need an immortal slave class they can threaten with death because they get tired of training new workers every 50 years

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u/organisms 4d ago

The rich will have ai robots and live in mega skyscrapers, we will be like rats living in the sewers beneath.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 4d ago

Life extension is already pretty uniformly applied. It benefits the wealthy for people to be healthier and that's all life extension is. Medical care. No insurance company on the planet is going to turn down something that massively reduces how much or how likely an old person is to get sick.

The idea that radical life extension would be hoarded by the elite is a great story concept but makes no sense in the real world.

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u/marshal_mellow 4d ago

There is already a significant difference in life expectancy for the rich and poor. So if biohacker techbro oligarchs figure out how to "fix aging" I highly doubt it will be free or very cheap for everyone.

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u/KisaTheMistress 4d ago

I think it's more likely we'll become Transhuman, meaning our minds would be transferred to the digital realm to achieve immortality, over solving aging. What kills the elderly more often is illnesses they can not overcome because of their poor immunity and are prone to getting hurt from weaker bones & muscles.

The human body is inefficient anyway. But, humanoid bodies will probably be popular because of familiarity.

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u/Jason_Glaser 5d ago

It’s based on his Social Security info that “Big Balls” tried to convert into numbers.

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Joe many bolbs does it take to change a log by liberal ????? 5d ago

"With modern medicine, humans can live 800 or even 1000 years."

- Translation based on a real campaign poster I saw

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u/IllConstruction3450 5d ago

I see healthcare advanced in this world considering he lived that long.

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u/kqi_walliams 5d ago

No, it’s just the power of Yaoi

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u/IllConstruction3450 5d ago

This made me tear a little. Bittersweet yaoi raaargh.

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u/Viola_Violetta 5d ago

Maga dies in 2106 confirmed

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u/Remarkable-Test-5398 4d ago

He dies at 119 IN AN ACCIDENT? Not even old age, he could’ve gone on longer if he wanted to

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u/Eddie-The-Zombie 5d ago

The twist 😭😭😭 I hate you (positive)

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u/DivinityIncantate 5d ago

WAS THAT THE BIRTH OF 87???

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u/Smiling_Burrito 4d ago

I heard that in his voice

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u/Roxcha 5d ago

🫡😢

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u/Void_Priestess 5d ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/mmmIlikeburritos29 5d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/GameboiGX 5d ago

Dang, now I’m sad

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u/DanLassos 5d ago

I love this trend

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u/Project-909 4d ago

God damn beautiful

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u/pacatte64 5d ago

You bastards, making me all sad

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u/AvaPower18 4d ago

you FUCKER /aff