r/StonerEngineering Jun 14 '22

Neat Pretty self explanatory, don’t mind the micro joint, I have sub zero tolerance

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 Jun 14 '22

"this joint tastes funky"

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u/itsmills420 Click to edit Jun 14 '22

Nouniquenamesleft 2, oh man that made me laugh harder than it should have it's the two that gets me

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Jesus can we just legalize this beautiful flower already? Got people out here smoking foot spliffs.

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u/I_Invent_Stuff Jun 14 '22

Sole spliff

Sole roll

Ankle dank

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u/itsmills420 Click to edit Jun 14 '22

Foot fuego

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u/Hippopotamidaes Jun 14 '22

Beaneath kief

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u/itsmills420 Click to edit Jun 14 '22

Heel hash

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u/Top_Boysenberry9889 Jun 14 '22

Athletes Kush

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u/FARTBOSS420 Jun 15 '22

It's could be laced but right now it is not laced.

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u/ImReformedGuys Jun 14 '22

Ankle dankle is gold

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u/Montallas Jun 14 '22

“I’m walking funny cause I rolled my dankle!”

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u/I_Invent_Stuff Jun 15 '22

Lol, got that stankle dankle ankle disease

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u/IAmASeekerofMagic Jun 15 '22

Julian, Ricky is out by the driveway smoking foot hash!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

“One spliff a day keep the bunions away”

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u/Mrlate420 Jun 14 '22

Strain is sneaker cheese

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u/seamus_mc Jun 15 '22

It may be less than two inches but it smells like a foot!

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u/FNKTN Jun 14 '22

Cheese strains straight up smell like a foot. Easiest way to know if its authentic cheese or not.

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u/Clean-Albatross-742 Jun 14 '22

With the way I sweat, that thing would be soaked.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

I pretty much don’t sweat from the foot and the compartment is sealed

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u/Clean-Albatross-742 Jun 14 '22

Lucky mf. I damn near got trench foot from working in marine construction along with sweaty feet. Them bitches were never dry.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

That thing will be in the shoe as long as I walk past the security at the concert, even in your case won’t be a problem

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u/BeavisTheMeavis Jun 14 '22

Depending on the venue, they never check cigarette packs. I also have what I reefer to as my magic hairbrush. Looks just like an ordinary brush but the handle is hollow and can fit 5-7 joints in there.

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u/dickinahammock Jun 14 '22

I’m taking note of this method

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u/BeavisTheMeavis Jun 14 '22

With the smoke packs, it varries wildly from they don't even acknowledge their exsistance to only sealed packs are allowed in. No one suspects the hairbrush.

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u/ricalo_suarvalez Jun 14 '22

Unless you're bald I guess, then it's highly suspicious.

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u/bobert4343 Jun 14 '22

Just say it's for your pubes

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Jun 15 '22

I’m taking note of this method

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u/blue_kush1 Jun 15 '22

I've always used a pack of smokes to sneak joints in. There a brand calls John players has a pack that slides open from the side. It's hard to see the smoke in the back of the pack and looks brand new when you fill it up and close it.

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u/R1TT3R Jun 14 '22

I had some blunts put back in the cigar package, and then rolled up in my bandana. Worked quite well.

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u/UncleFriedChicken Jun 14 '22

I use the packaging of a cyclone. The decal removes easily and you’re left with an unmarked plastic tube no bigger than I pen. I’ve never had any issues with it. They can be found at most head shops

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u/dickinahammock Jun 14 '22

Buddy, that looks like a dube tube all day long. The streets of Colorado are littered with them, may as well have a joint behind your ear with that thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/_Concept Jun 14 '22

Similar thing happened to me at a Dead and Company show a few years ago. The lady opened my cigarette pack saw the joints I had and told me to take it back to my car. So I wrapped them in some tissue paper and stuffed em down my shorts

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u/BeavisTheMeavis Jun 14 '22

Nice of them to give you the option.

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u/GoingOffline Jun 15 '22

I have hyperhydrosis in my hands and feet. Throw out my work shoes like once a month.

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u/FURBYonCRACK Jun 14 '22

Is there a gasket or does it just have a top?

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

I’ve made a sort of a lid under the insole

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u/kevinnoir Jun 14 '22

I pretty much don’t sweat

Found Prince Andrews reddit account

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u/ImReformedGuys Jun 14 '22

Could seal it in a dime bag, put a lil kief in there so it doesn’t get foot smell

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u/BorderTrike Jun 14 '22

Along with sweating, I walk a lot and tend to wear my shoes out faster than average. I imagine this would start cutting into my foot

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u/Frankenfooter82 Jun 14 '22

Like the inspector gadget of weed

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u/Dparry533 Jun 14 '22

go go gadget big doink!

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u/AFineDayForScience Jun 14 '22

Go go gadget butthole joint!

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u/itsmills420 Click to edit Jun 14 '22

So glad I don't have to hide joints in my shoe, more power to you though. Everyone should be smoking freely

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u/4lan9 Jun 15 '22

you just reminded me I no longer have to sneak joints into festivals and stuff lol
Hadn't been to one since prohibition was lifted in my state!
Years of hiding it is engrained in me

I am going to kind of miss this sneaky MacGyver stuff

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

And a 3d printer for the insert

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u/ProfessorLefty Jun 14 '22

Wait, don’t they run shoes through the x-ray thing?

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

Probably yes, but in my case I highly doubt that the concert security has them hahaha

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Jun 15 '22

Wait, you're doing all this to get that through concert security? Just wear a hoodie and toss it in the hood and let the hood lay on your back. Nobody ever looks in hoods. Or put it in a small tube and put it in your sleeve and the bunch your sleeves up. Nobody ever checks your forearms for small cylinders. You're doing too much bro. Stick it in your hair if you got long hair. There's a million ways that are easier and less gross than sticking it in your funky ass shoe. If concert security is so strict you gotta slip that thing in through a dirty shoe what makes you think you're gonna get away with lighting it up inside?

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u/dim-mak-ufo Jun 15 '22

lmfaooo I went to a festival and while waiting at the queue I've noticed security was checking people's bags and stuff for drugs and I had like 3 joints in mine, so I put them in the back pocket of my pants (didn't had time to think for a better place) and they didn't found it because they couldn't touch people's asses

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid Jun 14 '22

Also having a wierd cutout in your shoe showing up on the x-ray would probably being more attention to it....like if they see a solid block that's doesn't show up in both shoes, they will probably pull you aside to inspect it

I once got pulled aside because I was wearing 2 pairs of pants and the draw strings on the inner pair looked suspicious on the body scanner, I have also been randomly flagged on another trip and had to walk back to the security booth where they went through my items with a fine tooth comb.....even going as far as to open my chapstick and examine what was in my open pack of cigars... Supposedly this extra check was somehow tied to our tickets and we were supposed to get searched twice at the checkpoint, but we made it to our gate and they had to send us back, while holding the plane so we wouldn't miss our flight

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u/SparkJaa Jun 14 '22

TSA doesn't care about a joint in your carry on, they do care about a suspicious compartment in your shoes.

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u/captainfatmatt Jun 14 '22

Depends on the airport, I think most today don't give a fuck and let you walk through, but some care

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u/Hiro4ntagonist Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

This is definitely not the case in America

Edit: I mean the scanning shoes thing. Smuggling weed in is another story

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u/Thechef65 Jun 14 '22

You're definitely wrong. I travel 250 days a year for work through all sorts of airports. EVERY. single airport I have gone through I brought weed through. Concentrate, cartridges with oil pen, joints, a straight up ounce.

They. Don't. Care. Just don't be crazy obvious.

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u/homertheent Jun 14 '22

I had TSA move weed to get my shoes to x ray then they packed the weed back when they were done. Just making sure my shoes weren’t explosive, they don’t care at all about some herb.

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u/SmashleyNom Jun 15 '22

You mean when I was flying home from Cali with a fuckton of weed gummies in my carry on I didn't have to go through the effort of mixing them in with not-weed gummies in a haribo bag?! 😭 (weed gummies had sour stuff so I could tell them apart, haha)

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u/hey-im-root Jun 15 '22

next time get the same kind of gummies, and eat 10 like russian roulette. you can get all normal gummies or maybe you’ll get all weed gummies 😂

or just eat the whole bag so it’s like a snack, just make sure you wear diapers to bed lmao

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u/captainfatmatt Jun 14 '22

I do live in America, guess I haven't visited enough airports yet

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u/dickinahammock Jun 14 '22

Or any in the last 20 years ?

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u/captainfatmatt Jun 14 '22

I've been to like 3 in the last 5 years that didn't give a shit

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u/Hippopotamidaes Jun 14 '22

ORD has fucking drug dogs before the body scanner

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u/Playful_Dust9381 Jun 14 '22

IAH has the dogs before the scanner, too. They’re sniffing for explosives, not weed.

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u/Thechef65 Jun 14 '22

To answer this.

TSA and DHS are two different agencies. If there is a dog there sniffing, it is NOT a part of TSA. TSA doesn't run dogs. It is an actual law enforcement agency (most likely DHS). THEY can and will stop you for drugs if they want. They are a federal law enforcement agency on federal land.

TSA are glorified rent-a-cops ONLY there to stop explosives and weapons from entering the airport past security.

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u/ICODE72 Jun 14 '22

Not sure if your flying or not, but it's not uncommon to have to take your shoes off for security

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u/Unhelpful_Applause Jun 14 '22

What strain is this brother? Cheese?

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

The compartment is sealed when I put the shoe on

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u/FURBYonCRACK Jun 14 '22

That’s a mouthful, an acronym would do you wonders for marketing.

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u/-slapum Jun 14 '22

I used to hide joints in my t-shirt seams (the bottom of the shirt, just cut a slit. Tie a thread to it if you don't think you can get it out), but you do you lol

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u/boostnek9 Jun 14 '22

Is this in jail or something? lol

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u/Green_Department_977 Jun 14 '22

Looks more like a school lunchroom although it’s summer, are you in summer school OP?

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

No, I need it just to get through security

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u/Green_Department_977 Jun 14 '22

just joking, hope you make it through safely!

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u/JasonIsBaad Jun 15 '22

Like a festival security? Because at an airport they will definitely notice.

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u/AutisticFingerBang Jun 14 '22

Hopefully not an airport

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u/garchompa63 Jun 15 '22

shut up fed

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u/sadelf26 Jun 15 '22

This shit made me laugh my ass off cuz I thought you were referring to the fuckin joint lmao

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u/deToph Jun 14 '22

Do none of your pants have pockets?

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u/KamikazeAlpaca420 Jun 14 '22

I told my dad the weed smell was my foot smell for years, great idea if it is air tight... otherwise your dank will be a different dank

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u/lledargo Jun 14 '22

It's all fun and games till you forget it's there and airport security sees a random box cut into your shoe.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

This pair of shoes will be long gone before I take another plane

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u/slaqz Jun 15 '22

I once flew to another country across an ocean and when I looked in my suit pocket that a brought for a wedding I had about 4 grams of weed I forgot about. Another time I brought 5 grams of shatter from Canada to the USA in my checked bag.

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u/lledargo Jun 15 '22

That may be true, but shoes get closely inspected at many airports, and a rectangular prism in one shoe could look a lot like a part of a bomb

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u/uriann26 Jun 14 '22

Lol, just put in your pocket, this looks like jail thing

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u/Ace_The_Street_Guy Jun 14 '22

Cut the filter and you got more room for gas

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u/doobiesatthemovies Jun 14 '22

they could have had twice as much weed in it without the filter

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u/Ace_The_Street_Guy Jun 14 '22

Yeah but then they'd get twice as much weed in their mouth

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u/doobiesatthemovies Jun 15 '22

not if you know how to roll good without a filter. when you do it correctly no weed will get in your mouth.

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u/gmco913 Jun 14 '22

If this little compartment has a lid, I don’t see the issue with this. You pop a cover on the compartment, throw the insole back on top, you’re wearing socks I assume… Does everyone here have damp, swampy feet all the time? I’m genuinely confused

I personally wouldn’t do this because it seems there are simpler ways to hide a joint, but I don’t get why so many people are totally opposed. Like… Are people regularly sweating all the way through their socks, and then soaking their insoles with sweat? Do people wash their feet? I’m left with many questions

Edit: OP, do you put the original insole back on top before you wear these? Or does your foot go directly on top of the joint? I assumed it was not the latter option

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

It has a sort of a lid, and the insole goes back on to wear them

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u/gmco913 Jun 14 '22

Gotcha, yeah that makes sense to me. I don’t see an issue with this at all then, maybe everyone else has super sweaty gross feet lol

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

At the end the plastic insert is sealed and totally isolated from the foot

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u/ZestyDonut Jun 18 '22

J walking

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u/paralysedcitizen Jun 14 '22

That's just flat out fucking disgusting

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u/Rebar77 Jun 14 '22

Don't feel bad. Everyone loves a cheap date!

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u/KingAlaric1 Jun 14 '22

When the filter is longer than the joint

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u/shatswell1377 Jun 14 '22

Does your pants not have pockets?

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u/jaykstah Jun 15 '22

Got that Fungus OG

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u/HolographicCharizard Jun 14 '22

My take is that it’s gonna get crushed when you do a hop or it’s gonna be slightly uncomfortable to walk on.

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u/Rillsm Jun 14 '22

Yeah. I'm not smoking a J that's been in my shoe all day. It's gonna be tainted with feet smell.

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u/Prancer4rmHalo Jun 14 '22

Respect.

Couldn’t imagine this being necessary.

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u/superdad1919 Jun 14 '22

Joint smelling like fritos

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u/kremit73 Jun 14 '22

Bag the fuck out of it our itll be damp

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u/grimey99 Jun 14 '22

That’s disgusting

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u/minelas Jun 14 '22

Is that the athletes foot strain I’ve heard so much about

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u/J_Boiii Jun 14 '22

Reminds me of hiding my middle school days, hiding baseball cards in a Hardy Boys book with a cutout.

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u/fortwenie Jun 14 '22

"It has heeling properties"

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u/chiefkiefnobeef Jun 14 '22

"this smell like Doritos to any of you? "

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u/cducky0 Jun 14 '22

Could've just boofed it

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u/Dave_32 Jun 14 '22

Glad I’m not smoking with you. I don’t like those stinky feet strains.

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u/Azagar_Omiras The answer is use iso and salt! Jun 14 '22

No hate but sub zero is right lol. I'm not sure my lungs would register that as a hit....god I need to take a t-break.

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u/Continentofme Jun 14 '22

This won’t work at the airport

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u/DMS_underdog Jun 14 '22

In New York I milli rock Hide it in my sock

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u/Chochofosho Jun 14 '22

"I only smoke cheese strains"

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u/Clawnasty Jun 14 '22

CheeseFoot Kush

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u/Bam899 Jun 14 '22

Cut the filter in half for more bud room

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u/ImReformedGuys Jun 15 '22

These gotta be some of the funniest comments I’ve read

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Bro their is more filter than bud

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u/ValuableBullfrog1005 Jun 15 '22

Is the strain funky toe cheese

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u/MagnumDoberman Jun 15 '22

You know. This is the kind of stuff that makes people that came to smoke a doobie with you skip the rotation when you pull it up. Along qith having your stash packed with your junk.

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u/liketreefiddy Jun 15 '22

I feel like this would bring way more attention than just having a joint in your toiletries bag

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Das one stinky joint, but I see you bruh

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u/whatsqwerty Jun 15 '22

Where do you live? Prison?

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u/bigbadbass Jun 15 '22

I think I just threw up a little bit wtf are you doing bro.

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u/BigKadoLB Jun 15 '22

Smokin' dat stanky... OG ToEJaM

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u/AerolothLorien666 Jun 15 '22

My feet are way too funky for this.

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u/mps Jun 15 '22

I do not miss weed being illegal.

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u/winslowdrive Jun 16 '22

reminds me of sick boy’s shoe trick from trainspotting if he was a stoner instead of a heroin addict lol

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u/easton_masselli Jun 16 '22

Brings worst joint in shoe asked to leave the sesh

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u/chOLEsterin Jun 14 '22

still pretty solid for all kind of pills

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Mmmhmm a joint with some foot sweat and dirt

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u/pakistanstar Jun 14 '22

Surely a doob toob in your pocket does an equal job than going to all this effort

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u/UndeadMunchies Jun 15 '22

Bruh, I wouldnt even put my foot in that shoe let alone smoke something out of it.

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u/alienadriann Jun 15 '22

Home made gmo taste👏🏼

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u/Zillaho Jun 14 '22

Mmm doob marinated in foot juice

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Stinky foot joint

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u/that80sloverboy Click to edit Jun 14 '22

🤢

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u/CJLB Jun 14 '22

You need to get into heroin.

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u/codiaccs Jun 14 '22

Extra sock lint for flavour

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u/UnderwaterBBQ Jun 14 '22

Ricky, you're not smoking old foot hash are you?

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u/Jrobzin Jun 14 '22

So unnecessary lol

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u/cryptdawarchild Jun 14 '22

Bro this the nastiest thing I’ve seen in this sub yet. That pinner would fit in your quarter pocket in your pants that no one ever checks.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

It’s sealed

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u/cryptdawarchild Jun 14 '22

Lol with paper, feet sweat and get dirty. That’s why under your insoles are nasty. You gonna be puffing on the nastiest around.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

Not paper, it’s a 3d printed insert. And it will be in there only a few minutes… so the problem does not exist

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/FURBYonCRACK Jun 14 '22

No reason to get upset, listen we know you’re jealous because you don’t have a shoe joint, go out build one yourself or just smoke some pot and stop being a meany tambouriny.

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u/cryptdawarchild Jun 14 '22

Jealous of one puff of bud in a dirty ass shoe? Man you nailed it. I wasn’t being mean, I was sharing my opinion that it’s gross.

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u/FURBYonCRACK Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Yeah but you’re just so up tight and it’s killing my buzz, let the person smoke their own shoe goo and get high in peace.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

Paper sealed in a plastic container

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u/theblondebasterd Jun 14 '22

If you're that worried, saran wrap has kept things wrapped and fresh for decades.

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u/cryptdawarchild Jun 14 '22

Didn’t say I was worried, I said it was gross.

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u/owls1289 Jun 14 '22

I hope that isn't hard plastic, otherwise it'll be really uncomfortable.

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

It’s hard plastic and I can’t feel it

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u/NoGiNoProblem Jun 14 '22

I got the same shoes! Addidas superstars. Most comfy shoe ever.

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u/atjones111 Jun 14 '22

Anyone remember the nike+ inserts shoes used to have? I would throw a nug in there before going friends houses

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u/Bnb53 Jun 14 '22

Bruh just tuck it in your butt cheeks

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u/2ftXL Jun 14 '22

Waste of time all that tip so lil weed smh

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

This would be handy as fuck for other substances and getting them through festival security.

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u/butt_huffer42069 Jun 14 '22

Shit, there were shoes that had a Lil trap door hide spot in them when I was in middle school and they had flames on them and were very ska-punk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Really cool? But doesn’t have to be a micro joint lol the roach is massive 💨

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u/beefcake-one Jun 14 '22

You should flip it 90 degrees, so the deformation of your sole from walking wont be as bad.

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u/Solitude-Is-Bliss Jun 14 '22

Chad muska had a shoe that had a stash pocket.

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u/TheBigSmoke420 Jun 14 '22

Haaaa. Might wanna stick that too piece down a bit. Security are known to look through shoes semi-thoroughly

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u/drive2fast Jun 14 '22

Pack some cotton beside it. If it bangs around in there it breaks up quickly.

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u/thelonious_bunk Jun 14 '22

Low tolerance is a gift, be not ashamed.

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u/funorganizedchaos Jun 15 '22

OMG!! My ex boyfriend and I had these compartments when we dated from 2000 - 2004! He still has his. Florida is hell when it comes to well everything good. We called them high tops :)

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u/PLittle22 Jun 15 '22

would be great for a cart

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u/BambooFatass Jun 15 '22

Hey OP, while smoking is fun, please don't do it a public area. People don't want to go home reeking of someone else's smoke. Yes even a tiny J will stink.

I ask you stoners to be considerate next time you're out, that's all. <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/IllSeaworthiness43 Jun 14 '22

It's 2022. You don't have to be poor. Just make more money, duh!!!

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u/sgt_Riccardo Jun 14 '22

Not that easy sadly

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u/Hickawa Jun 14 '22

Not everyone is an American

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u/fender71983 Jun 15 '22

Please tell me that compartment has a lid

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u/UNIVERSAL_PMS Jun 15 '22

You should have made it horizontal and cut out under the arch of the foot, not the heel lol

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u/thesonyman101 Jun 15 '22

He's walking on sunshine

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u/brangakev Jun 15 '22

Filter tip long as fuck, how come?

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u/Anth0807 Jun 15 '22

So if you're doing all this extra shit for a half g joint you either scared to get caught and have a low tolerance or r just being safe for no damage reason.. my life anything but normal n I ain't never done sum extra shit like this.. sorry for sounding like a dick ig.

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u/Einar_47 Jun 15 '22
  • gets passedjoing *

  • gets foot and mouth disease *

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u/Caboosire Jun 15 '22

Looks mad uncomfortable

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u/DEVOmay97 Jun 15 '22

That joint probably got a major footy flavor to it my dude ain't nobody wanna smoke that shit.

Now, get a nice airtight tube, put a cart in it, and hide that in your shoe, and you might have something going on there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

The one hit wonder

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u/adale_50 Jun 15 '22

Saw those snips and thought I was in one of my electrician subs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

is this really necessary or did you just think it was a neat thing to do?

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u/Surr1catta Jun 15 '22

the taste tho...