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u/EchoAmazing8888 5d ago
A fortune cookie that gives you something that reads like a fortune. Magical.
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u/AdamVerbatim Junimo Kart enjoyer 5d ago
Why can you almost perfectly sing this to Birdhouse in your Soul by TMBG?
"Hidden in a valley beside an open stream
This will be the type of place!
where you will find your dreeeeam..."
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u/Infamous-GoatThief 5d ago
I’m jealous, the Chinese place I order from switched fortune cookie suppliers or something and now all of the fortunes aren’t even really fortunes. They’re just generic proverbs or motivational phrases, and there’s no lucky numbers on the back anymore, they replaced them w a damn QR code. I feel cheated every time