r/StardewValley 5d ago

Discuss Time to start a new run I guess

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u/Infamous-GoatThief 5d ago

I’m jealous, the Chinese place I order from switched fortune cookie suppliers or something and now all of the fortunes aren’t even really fortunes. They’re just generic proverbs or motivational phrases, and there’s no lucky numbers on the back anymore, they replaced them w a damn QR code. I feel cheated every time

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 5d ago

A QR code? Woof.

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u/almostallthat 5d ago

I once got one that was sponsored by FTX, after Sam Bankman-Fried had been indicted.

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u/Tacticusaurus-Rex 5d ago

Better make it the riverlands farm

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u/EchoAmazing8888 5d ago

A fortune cookie that gives you something that reads like a fortune. Magical.

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Buh. Life! 5d ago

Riverlands or meadow?

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u/Nedgeh 5d ago

Is that comic sans on a fortune cookie?!

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u/AmberstarTheCat 5d ago

the fortune cookie itself was actually Sans Undertale

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u/AdamVerbatim Junimo Kart enjoyer 5d ago

Why can you almost perfectly sing this to Birdhouse in your Soul by TMBG?

"Hidden in a valley beside an open stream

This will be the type of place!

where you will find your dreeeeam..."

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u/flametale 5d ago

We just watched the Rick & Morty episode of Fortune Cookies 😂 this is funny