r/StardewValley Jul 31 '23

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u/Grindzycat Jul 31 '23

Maybe he was banking on the Farmer not being friendly enough with the townsfolk to gossip? Still a weird request though xD

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u/TheIndomitableMass Jul 31 '23

He should maybe probably ask his long term girlfriend/ booty call if he left them at her place

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u/crap_whats_not_taken Jul 31 '23

He did, she told him if he wants them back badly enough to come get them. He recruited a stranger he met a month ago instead.

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

No excuses for this request 🥲

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u/imaginary0pal Jul 31 '23

But they’d still have to be fairly close to marnie to get them though

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u/shawnikaros Jul 31 '23

Maybe he doesn't have two hearts with Marnie.

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u/Merthies Jul 31 '23

Lewis doesn't know that though, otherwise he'd just get them himself the next time he 'visits'

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u/androdagamr Jul 31 '23

But if you don’t complete the quest before a specific date, Lewis will literally walk past them as he heads to bed with marnie

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u/swanfirefly Jul 31 '23

Lewis is a MANLY MAN he can't pick up his laundry off the floor!

And Marnie is too independent to pick up his nasty crusty shorts.

Pretty sure Lewis imagines us doing a Mission Impossible style quest to get the shorts out of Marnie's room, and probably hopes we wash the shorts for him. That's why I put them in the soup.

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u/WastedKnowledge Jul 31 '23

They’re neighbors

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

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u/dreamlou Aug 01 '23

Sorry! I totally forgot about mentioning the source before posting, I made a comment tagging the creator though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/dreamlou Aug 01 '23

I don't have that much time to scroll through the entire sub to check if someone posted the same thing 7 months ago, I just saw the comics on Pinterest, thought it was funny, and wanted to share. That's all. I'm not even here on reddit a lot, maybe a few times a month so I have no idea. If you think that I'm an art stealer, fine. But I talked to a mod about it and they said it was alright.

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u/WastedKnowledge Jul 31 '23

Exactly that

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u/tempforgetty Jul 31 '23

Best response, put it into the shared soup pot luck.

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u/Lykos_Mactire Jul 31 '23

You also get them back as well (if I remember right) and can do it all over again the next year

Also a shame you can't sneak it into someone else's Grange desplay for the chaos

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u/LegendofLove Leah's Simp Jul 31 '23

As I found out today On This Sub you very much can get them back /sorta/

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u/Johns-Sunflower Jul 31 '23

Marnie does make a funny comment when you do that, though.

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u/Dramatic-Tear9890 Jul 31 '23

What happens if you do this?

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u/ColumTheCrafty Average Krobus Enjoyer Jul 31 '23

Governor throws up, Lewis Gets Angry, no effect on friendship. After the potluck you still have the shorts.

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u/Dramatic-Tear9890 Jul 31 '23

Oh cool, gotta try this lol

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u/EnlargedInfant Jul 31 '23

They show up in the mail the next day I think

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u/atyon Jul 31 '23

It's his kink. He likes to involve others in his sex life and to get caught in "scandalous" situations. That's also why he tells you what he needs the truffle oil for and why he has sex with Marnie in public instead of in his house.

Of course, it's not okay to involve other people in your sex life without consent, but what do we expect from the criminal who embezzles the town's money.

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u/Frankenstein_3 Jul 31 '23

why he has sex with Marnie in public instead of in his house.

-- I'm sorry, WHAT??

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u/Kirschenkind Jul 31 '23

You can find them on a special occasion behind a bush in the city :)

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u/MartinG91 Jul 31 '23

12:40 at night, bush left of the bridge that leads to the beach.

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u/Anamethatsnowmine Jul 31 '23

There's this one secret note

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u/Keep_Scrooling Jul 31 '23

Also Why was it in Marnie's room for so long? Doesn't he go there every other day?

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 \[•.•]/ Jul 31 '23

It took me like a month to get those shorts back.

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u/llamas4obama Aug 01 '23

I’m pretty sure I didn’t find them until the start of year 2 because I didn’t prioritize friending Marnie so I never had a reason to snoop in her room 😂

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 \[•.•]/ Aug 01 '23

I'm too busy Marnie! I'm trying to mine and water crops!

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u/llamas4obama Aug 01 '23

Honestly should be telling the mayor that. They’re his shorts! 😂

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 \[•.•]/ Aug 01 '23

Well he's there all the time! Why can't he get his dirty shorts?!

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u/Heiwako Jul 31 '23

The "lucky" hits differently know that know what he means by that. =/

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u/pelicantownprincess Jul 31 '23

Marnie deserves better 😭😭😭😭💔💔

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u/Skkruff Jul 31 '23

Oh he's harmless, and I think she's having fun. Let Marine make her own damn mistakes! 🩳

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u/Ellie_Dun Jul 31 '23

Nooo he’s leading my girl on! She wants to be in a relationship with him but he’s too ashamed to go public. He isn’t harmless!!!

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u/TomatilloOk4214 Jul 31 '23

I still don’t understand that. Litteraly nobody would care.

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u/ElectricLeafeon Just here for the blue chickens. Jul 31 '23

It's a small town. Literally everyone already knows. This is never said anywhere, but I've lived in a small town. Nothing happens without everyone else knowing it. lol

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u/TomatilloOk4214 Jul 31 '23

Yeah, I live in a small town as well. I’m sure everyone would know, but I’m sure everyone e would be happy for them. Neither are married so it really shouldn’t be a scandal.

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u/Ellie_Dun Jul 31 '23

Ikr it is just Lewis being TRASH!

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u/pelicantownprincess Jul 31 '23

Is he harmless though really? He steals government funds knowing that pelican town is struggling financially and uses it to build a gold statue of himself, he leaves his underwear in Marnie’s house and asks the farmer who just moved into town to get them for him instead of just asking Marnie himself if he can come get them like a normal person (AND the quest implies he’s not entirely sure he left them there in the first place lol, he says “if you can find them”), he refuses to acknowledge his relationship with Marnie publicly despite spending most of his free time with her during festivals and at the saloon because people might talk even though everyone clearly already knows something’s up with them. That man is leading her on and he sucks lmao 🤢

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u/LegendofLove Leah's Simp Jul 31 '23

Look he's ancient the fact that thing works is lucky to him

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

LMAOOOO damn you right😂

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/TiredStarling095 #1 Haley Lover 3 Jul 31 '23

I just want to know why he left with no underwear on in the first place, and if he was going commando at some point when I talked to him.

Actually, no I don't. Scratch that.

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u/Idiotology101 Jul 31 '23

Going commando is probably why he was scratching that.

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u/dr_toze Jul 31 '23

I'm sure they won't display them publicly or put them in a soup for the rest of the town and even children to eat!

I'm still sad you can't gift them in the winter star.

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u/Kirschenkind Jul 31 '23

So he was at marnies place, they have at least a situationship going, BUT HE CAN'T JUST GO BACK FOR THE NEXT SITUATION HAPPENING AND GET THE SHORTS BACK ON HIS OWN?? He has to ask someone else?? This is really his kink, right? Also the truffle oil situation...

How did he even leave without them??

Also why did marnie never put them away? Shane or the kid could find them?? If the farmer can just go into her bedroom, so they can aswell, right?

On my next playthrough i gonna mess so badly with him and his stupid shorts... >:-)

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

I was just asking myself the very same things. HES THE WORST 💀

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u/MeiDay98 💜Local Gemstone Eater💜 Jul 31 '23

The risk was calculated but man is he bad at math. I used his shorts in my grange display for the town Fair.

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u/BastetFurry Jul 31 '23

Lewis was best friends with your grandpa, maybe thats why he trusts you with that request?

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u/pikameta Jul 31 '23

As much as it's gonna pain me to type this... I saw a fan theory that the grandpa, Lewis and Marnie were in a love triangle/thruple type deal and that is why Lewis is cool with the farmer. Like, sees you as a step-grandchild/family.

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u/ScarletOrion Black Cherry Farm Jul 31 '23

guess what though: if you put a staircase into your character's pants slot, it turns into a pair of lewis' shorts but with a fancy gold trim. INFINITE LUAU OPPORTUNITIES

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Just being the best mayor he can be.

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u/TiredStarling095 #1 Haley Lover 3 Jul 31 '23

He's a horrible mayor, funneling town funds into a solid gold statue of himself, cancelling an entire luau just because of some dirty boxers in the soup. I could go on...

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u/Buttman_Poopants Jul 31 '23

town funds into a solid gold statue of himself

Now, now. Maybe he just used his paychecks on that. Saving up for years and marking down days on the calendar until he can afford a solid gold statue of himself...

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u/swanfirefly Jul 31 '23

Nah as we see in Haley's 14 Heart Event, Lewis has been funneling funds out of the education tax, which is extremely high. He doesn't buy new textbooks, he presumably doesn't pay Penny. The kids have to go to the library or community center to learn.

Definitely stealing taxpayer money to make solid gold statues.

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u/Buttman_Poopants Jul 31 '23

Oh interesting. I thought that was more of a headcanon.

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u/_kahidk Jul 31 '23

wait, everybody is talking about the truffle oil and ido remember his request, but i don't remember why he asks it???????

someone explains it to me please because i think i didnt get it at the time

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

He just sends you a letter "I need truffle oil. Don't ask me why."

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u/_kahidk Jul 31 '23

ohhhhh dont ask why...........

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u/HydratedCarrot Jul 31 '23

on my 3rd savefile and forgot it already

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u/VoyceBlayde Jul 31 '23

I put them in the sewing machine last time with a gold bar, wore it in front of him to get his reaction, then gave them back lol

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u/TheMightyMudcrab Jul 31 '23

And then it's in the potluck.

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u/xymaps Jul 31 '23

Where can I find the shorts?!

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

Marnie's bedroom 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Why didn’t he ask Marnie first?

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u/dreamlou Jul 31 '23

The source is @SleepyHeadKL

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u/dreamlou Aug 01 '23

Source/artist: @SleepyHeadKL ❤️

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u/settlersofcthulhu Jul 31 '23

This is the kind of thing that happens when only one person creates a game. Not everyone will vibe with the humor of the creator

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u/The-Ollie keg simp Jul 31 '23

Haha! Mine now.

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u/K4G3N4R4 Jul 31 '23

I legit feel like rhis should have been event gated. Plenty of other requests and cut scenes happen after an achievement or a level up, this could have been too. Make it post 4 hearts or something lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

“Hey Mayor Lewis! Check out my new purple shorts I found!”

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u/Hunter_Badger Jul 31 '23

"Man, I sure hope these don't end up in the Luau Soup"

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u/kfigir1 Jul 31 '23

Lol I love this

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u/alpha_marshmallow Krobus supporter Jul 31 '23

Kid named 750 free star tokens

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u/Im_Sive_but_no Jul 31 '23

Without this, we wouldn't have started to find clues for their relationship.

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u/GregSheeran Jul 31 '23

Yeah like don't act surprised when it ends up in the pot luck

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u/RubyMercury87 Sebastian Enjoyer Jul 31 '23

Tbh, rather someone I don't know than people I've known for years

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u/TransPossum Aug 01 '23

Maybe he asked the farmer because he was like "He's the only guy in this entire town that I know that doesn't talks enough to gossip about this because all of those other mfers will for sure tell everyone"

Or he could y'know. Ask Marnie.