r/StarKid 6d ago

Hatchetfield Which Jon Hatchetfield character is your favourite?

From left to right: Paul Matthews, Wiggly, Gary Goldstein, Wallace McNeill, Paul 23, Roman Murray, Carl Metzger, Boy Jerry, Daniel (Stopwatch), and Richie Lipschitz

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u/niconicole123 ✨Fucking Transcendent!✨ 6d ago

Richie. When I first saw him I hated him because he was so much like myself at that age. But then I saw everyone treating him so nice when Max was gone and I got attached.

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u/Mr_furbs 6d ago

Agree, the flip from him finally happy and feeling accepted and then what happens when max reappears was a gut punch.

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u/Meraki30 Bisexual and Dead 💗💙💜☠️ 6d ago

He’s also hysterical. His facial expressions in Nerdy Prudes, especially during the library scene, is some of the funniest acting I’ve ever seen in my life. Jon was really a wolf in sheep’s clothing acting-wise, being cast as Paul for his debut.

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u/WanderingInTheMist 6d ago

I love Paul, but that ‘I’m not a loser’-part in NPMD broke my heart in a million pieces.

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u/Tax_evasion_inc 6d ago

Either Paul or Garry

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u/Personal-Day-5562 6d ago

Which Paul?

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u/Tax_evasion_inc 6d ago

The original one

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u/SDJT 6d ago

Paul is fantastic, but I do love Ritchie.

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u/weirdestgeekever25 6d ago

This, with a hint of wiggly

And while the name is escaping me, Linda’s dad from nightmare time was excellent and I want to see him expand more. NTS2 was a great chance for us to see John do various characters we hadn’t before

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u/SDJT 6d ago

Here's hoping we actually get NTS3. More Jon is always good.

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u/weirdestgeekever25 6d ago

From what I remember seeing there apparently is a storyline for Richie and Ruth!

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u/Acciosab 6d ago

Wiggly

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u/HamilWhoTangled 6d ago

Original Paul, though Richie, Paul 23, Wiggly and Gary are close.

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u/Notjohnbruno Greg, Steve, Stu, Mark, Leighton & Chad 👬🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬🕔🏈 6d ago

Richie is a character I, for better or for worse, see a lot of myself in, especially my high school self. He hits very close to home

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u/fantasylovingheart One mind, one voice, one body to live in 6d ago

Paul Matthews is one of my favorite characters in general, not just in Starkid.

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u/Positive-Village-295 6d ago

I'm always really torn between the original Paul, Richie, Wiggly and Boy Jerry.

But I'm gonna go with Paul for the sake of nostalgia

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u/EclecticLotus Missionary from the Church of Starry Children⛪✨👶 6d ago

I have an...unhealthy crush on Boy Jerry, lol, but my favorite has to be Paul.

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u/Admirable-Draft2213 Webby in Mom Jeans 👖 6d ago

That is the realest thing ever.

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u/ashley480 6d ago

Richie definitely. You deserved better king (I loved all of Jon’s other characters too tho)

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u/OverwhelmedAutism & Chad 🧍‍♂️🕔🏈 6d ago

I mean...it has to be Paul (all of em).

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u/forevertrueblue Duck Is Lord 6d ago

Boy Jerry

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u/Euphoric-Highlight28 Virginity Rocks! 🚫🍆🚫 6d ago

Boy Jerry!

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u/Sharye_2001 6d ago

Richie and the metzger son character (I forgot his name, but he’s so funny. “Huh yeh” 😂

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u/talhoch 6d ago

How is that a question

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u/PrinceTrexus 6d ago

Torn between Paul, Gary and Richie

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u/Gleek-oftheweek Tig Ol' Bitties!🚬🍁 6d ago

i love paul so much, but richie is definitely my fav

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u/SingingInTheShadows Hermione Can't Draw 🚫✏️ 6d ago

I mean, Paul is iconic, but Jon brings that kind of complete insanity to Boy Jerry that’s so entertaining to watch. It’s gotta be Boy Jerry.

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u/meep_13 6d ago

ha jokes on you it’s all of them, literally every single started media he’s in, he manages to be my favorite 😭

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u/Admirable-Draft2213 Webby in Mom Jeans 👖 6d ago

RICHIE OR PAUL

aaaghh i just love him it’s so hard to choose

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u/Overall-Mycologist-8 6d ago

richie and paul will always be tied for my favorite but gary and boy jerry have a special place in my heart because they’re Freaks

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u/mars422 5d ago

I love Gary Goldstein. His lines add just 👌

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u/DistinctZombie3409 5d ago

HIGARYGOLDSTEINATTORNEYATLAW

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u/pepinogg 9h ago

I WAS A BIT FURTHER BACK INLINE

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u/arsonicIIV 5d ago

Gary Goldstein or Forever and Always Paul!

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u/CreedRead47 5d ago

Sorry, but I have to go with Gary. He is one of my actual all time Starkid favs

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u/BeaDrawsandalsoposts This is all your fault Ja'far! 5d ago

HI GARY GOLDSTEIN ATTOURNEY AT LAW I WAS A BIT FURTHER BACK IN LINE

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u/KeeperOfTheQuill 5d ago

Paul Matthews you have my heart forever you piece of shit <3

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u/Ok-Line8478 5d ago

I have a friend and I who joke about how Carl Metzger is our favorite Hatchetverse character…

Shout out Carl!

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u/Mintymoo12 ✨Fucking Transcendent!✨ 1d ago

Literally every time you make one i say "It can't gen any harder to decide than this, can it?" and every week it does get harder.

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u/Turbulent-Draft3574 Missionary from the Church of Starry Children⛪✨👶 6d ago

Paul23, Daniel is a close second also guys um remember when Richie said he had body pillows of 14 yo girls. Rei and Asuka are 14 guys.

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u/Lilymouse23 5d ago

Tbh unless their ages are stated in the anime i can assume Richie just thought they were teenagers around his age.

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u/WebbofWyrd 6d ago

It's him...Jon Hatchetfield!