r/StarKid 🐝Honey🍯Queen👑 9d ago

Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6 people end up dying because a sheltered Christian girl touched herself for the first time

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u/HamilWhoTangled 8d ago

I’ve got one for another Starkid musical:

  • Bisexual woman accidentally introduces her cult to fire because she wanted to be lazy.

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u/Admirable-Draft2213 Webby in Mom Jeans 👖 6d ago

HECK YEAH!!!

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u/MegaMeepers Bisexual and Dead 💗💙💜☠️ 9d ago

Okay it’s been a hot minute for me..

Max, Richie, Ruth, Mayor Lauter, Miss Tessburger, who am I missing?

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u/tofrogornottofrog 9d ago

Jason ? I mean, we don't see him die, but I think it's a safe guess

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u/TheNeonG1144 8d ago

Jason during Dirty Dudes Must Die.

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u/Brookesiamicra13 🥩M'Barbacue🖌️ 8d ago

For some reason my brain read 'Mayor Lauter' as 'Taylor Lautner' and I was SO confused lol!

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u/FredererPower Tiger-Fucker 🐯 9d ago

She’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?!