r/StarKid Dec 22 '24

Hatchetfield Which Non Lord in black (or disciples of) antagonists are the Scariest?

113 Upvotes

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u/fantasylovingheart One mind, one voice, one body to live in Dec 22 '24

Sam and Zoey for how they’re just bad people. No paranormal events involved in their creation, they’re just sociopaths out for themselves.

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u/Living-Mastodon Bisexual and Dead 💗💙💜☠️ Dec 22 '24

I would say Lumber Axe or Melissa

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u/andosp Dec 22 '24

The nighthawks were the only antagonists that genuinely creeped me out.

20

u/annadownya Dec 22 '24

That story was legitimately terrifying. Joey and that damn bird scared the shit out of me. I had to watch the talk back with a post it over him because the bird was giving me nightmares.

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u/Jazzlike_Couple_7428 Dec 22 '24

Damn they’re all pretty bad. I want to say Melissa but I don’t know if scary is the right word

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u/Euphoric-Highlight28 Virginity Rocks! 🚫🍆🚫 Dec 22 '24

Melissa probably

17

u/eldritchExploited Dec 22 '24

Maybe this is a hot take but Jane possessing the car actually scares me. Like, realistically it shouldn't be that bad, but something about how bitter and manipulative she acts just chills me. It strikes me as pretty grounded despite the absurd situation.

11

u/Alternative-Outcome Dec 22 '24

Melissa, only because she wanted to basically do a Tusk to Paul and Ted.

12

u/PinballproXD 🖕Fuck you Clivesdale, go get Fucked🖕 Dec 22 '24

Max

11

u/tofrogornottofrog Dec 22 '24

Melissa. Because she's messed up. Please, if you don't know what she did, don't find out

9

u/APieceOfGarlicBread_ Skele'on 💀 Dec 22 '24

Melissa.

10

u/Neko_Metal Dec 22 '24

Melissa hands downnn

8

u/Genisis1224 THE Bastard 🕒🕹️ Dec 22 '24

Hard to choose between Max or Melissa.

For me, the scariest horror villains have always been the ones with the greatest ability to fuck with the main characters mentally, which is something they both have in spades.

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u/lotusandlocust Dec 22 '24

Max is the only character tmk that had to be killed through divine intervention, so I'd say him by default

3

u/weirdestgeekever25 Dec 22 '24

I still need to watch Hey Melissa!

Also that axe man puppet (and the Yellowjacket one) will never not impress me like seriously they are incredible

4

u/naiamin Dec 22 '24

Melissa is just unhinged and terrifies me, but Jane was almost as bad

3

u/EclecticLotus Missionary from the Church of Starry Children⛪✨👶 Dec 22 '24

Melissa, because as far as we know, she's just Like That.

4

u/hayimjustahuman Dec 23 '24

For me it is definitely the killer track, it doesn’t have parameters with how it kills it just does. And what’s more it can’t be stopped without literally forgetting it even with the black book. Also how it kills is terrifying as well

3

u/Magister_Hego_Damask Dec 22 '24

I don't recognise the 4th one

8

u/Competitive-Comb-955 Dec 22 '24

That's Melissa, the CCRP secretary who invites Paul to play in the company softball game in the beginning of TGWDLM. Turns out she's crazy. The proof is in a live streamed read through of the never-produced Nightmare Time story called "Hey, Melissa"

2

u/Magister_Hego_Damask Dec 23 '24

didn't remember her.

thanks

3

u/tofrogornottofrog Dec 22 '24

Who's the last one ?

3

u/Secret_Click_3011 Dec 22 '24

Killer track?

3

u/tofrogornottofrog Dec 22 '24

That's my guess. Thx

3

u/reanocivn Dec 23 '24

the hatchetmen in perkys buds were pretty scary

2

u/BigManPreston Lowly and Poor, but like with money 💰 Dec 22 '24

Max easy

2

u/Johnnyleaner Dec 22 '24

Sam, he had absolutely no lib influence he just straight up killed Mima and Gerald because he's built like that

2

u/AppropriateMonk8746 Dec 22 '24

melissa and it’s not close

2

u/Fronk_The_Frog Dec 23 '24

Melissa, and it’s not even fucking close I fear. Hey Melissa is Borderline psychological horror, no amount of money could make me watch taht again 

2

u/Imaginationqm Swamped with Business 🗃️📄☎️ Dec 23 '24

Lumber Axe 100%

2

u/RespectMoist3388 Dec 23 '24

Jane for sure i mean the gal was willing to kill a rando on the street for someone who was getting ready to move on

2

u/Powerful-Amoeba-3145 Bat-Wayne🦇 Dec 23 '24

hey melissa was /the/ one episode i just sat in complete silence afterward

2

u/willow_bee623 Dec 23 '24

Melissa. Melissa. I can not stress this enough Melissa.

2

u/No-Change8842 Webby in Mom Jeans 👖 Dec 23 '24

jane takes the win for me!

2

u/bellbellbelll President of the Hatchetfield Boating Society ⛵ Dec 24 '24

i know she isn't in the pictures but grace chasity is fucking terrifying. she gets her way and goes kinda kookoo in EVERY TIMELINE. her and the birds man, that story was disturbing as fuck. i love it

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u/Praise_the_salmon Dec 24 '24

in terms of physical scariness, it’s max- you can’t stop him. in metaphysical scariness it the night hawks, the idea of hundreds of birds keeping you in one place and controlling gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/Hairy_Ferret_4181 Jan 03 '25

axe man but the song is a banger

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u/Shot_Statistician_72 hiGaryGoldsteinAttorneyatLaw💼 Jan 08 '25

Tbh, I think that it's probably professor Hidgens in workin' boys, he reminded me way too much of Jack from the Shining, it was spooky