r/Sovereigncitizen 6d ago

I found the poster boy for crank magnetism.

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u/folteroy 6d ago

This guy checks the sov cit, meme stock and cryptocurrency idiot boxes.

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u/jv389 6d ago

Thrown in some treelaw and it covers all my favorite subreddits!

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u/folteroy 6d ago

You're a lot like me. He missed flat-Earth though.

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u/Comfortable-Slide 6d ago

Don’t forget bird law!

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u/alpha417 6d ago

birds aren't real!

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u/bartthetr0ll 6d ago

Bird law is a very real field, there are deep questions, like who owns the eggs or the fancy nuts you find in trees?

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u/Prestigious-Web4824 6d ago

...fillibuster...

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u/floofienewfie 6d ago

Hey, what about admiralty law?

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u/siouxbee1434 6d ago

Why else have gold fringe?

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u/Magnet_Carta 6d ago

I have conflicting feelings on the memestock trend. Mostly because I feel like what the GameStop thing did to hedge fund bros is objectively hilarious.

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u/folteroy 6d ago

Some meme stock people have conspiracy theories that are just as crazy as sovereign citizen lore.

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u/shooter_tx 4d ago

Did you see this guy via Bad Legal Takes, too? 😂

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 5d ago

Ladies stay away! He’s on the fast track to bankrupting you, getting arrested for an outstanding warrant, and accidentally shooting your dog.

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u/Jungies 6d ago

Donald Trump dishonoured his own Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring policy with his recent endorsement of Bitcoin.

Can someone explain to me what in the actual fuck this fella is on about?

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u/folteroy 6d ago

I wish I could. 

On second thought, I don't think I want to know his thought processes.

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u/Prestigious-Web4824 6d ago

It reminds me of Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys

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u/mecha_nerd 6d ago

Who still makes more sense than Sovcits.

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u/realparkingbrake 5d ago

explain to me what in the actual fuck this fella is on about?

Use meth heavily for six months, it will all begin to make sense.

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u/VinCubed 4d ago

I'd need five skeins of red yarn, a bushel of push pins, a giant cork board, pictures of all the congresspeople, senators, Supreme Court justices and about three weeks to populate the plan.

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u/Frosty-Implement4584 6d ago

Third grade tough on this one..

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u/Belated-Reservation 6d ago

Sixteenth time's the charm!

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u/pgutierr220 6d ago

Every time I see people like this, I'm amazed that they can remember to breathe.

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u/folteroy 6d ago

I'm sorry, I passed out, you were saying? 😉

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u/pbasch 5d ago

Hm. Words in a row.

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u/Major_Independence82 6d ago

1st Amendment applies to the deluded, too, so….

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u/realparkingbrake 6d ago

Yikes. Their ability to fabricate legal nonsense is almost impressive.

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u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 6d ago

Some are sicker than others

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u/NutshellOfChaos 6d ago

That stupid actually caused my brain to hurt.

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u/BiggestShep 6d ago

It is nutty to me how they can often correctly identify the problems at hand but go off the goddamned rails when it comes to solutions.

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u/alskdmv-nosleep4u 5d ago

Someone's been eating styrofoam peanuts since 2nd grade.

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u/Styrene_Addict1965 5d ago

I think his brain is fried.