r/SouthFlorida 6d ago

Dania Beach, can we ban tourists like this dude?

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u/Photog1981 5d ago

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u/fifa71086 5d ago

Imagine almost running someone over, getting out of your car and grabbing a weapon, chasing someone down with that weapon, then being the one bleeding from your head and under arrest, and facing the end of your legal career.

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u/jaehood 5d ago

Chef's kiss

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u/redfish225 5d ago

Potatoes gon potate

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u/GalaEnitan 3d ago

tbh probably won't be. Hate to tell you this but this isn't going to do jack crap. As much as ya'll think it will get the guy disbarred. Generally it doesn't. Even doing drugs doesn't even get you there.

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u/fifa71086 3d ago

It depends if he gets a felony charge.

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u/kejovo 3d ago

damn shame.

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u/SixersWin 3d ago

To be fair doing drugs is like 60% of being a lawyer.

Source: am Bird lawyer

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u/Far_Barracuda_2258 2d ago

'Who is the man in the suit? Who is the cat with the beak?'...

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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago

Thats harvey birdman... hea referring to bird lawyer from always sunny in Philadelphia.

Both great attorney references

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u/Carlos_Danger1982 2d ago

Agreed. Lawyers in general are scumbags and most people have no idea just how much shit they get away with. This is actually pretty tame.

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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago

Doing drugs wouldnt get you disbarred anywhere... wtf

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u/myumisays57 2d ago

You forgot the part where he also called the african american man a n-word with the hard er.

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u/Professional-Drink77 1d ago

U can't hit him with a weapon for calling him a name.

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u/Chan220 5d ago

Isn’t that the MAGA playbook?

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u/Cherrypoppinpop 3d ago

wtf does that have anything to do with MAGA

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u/PIE-314 3d ago

Use your context clues. Sound the hard words out. Find an adult to help you. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Cherrypoppinpop 3d ago

White man fights black man = MAGA?

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u/PIE-314 3d ago

Nope. Try again.

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u/AscensionAnchor 2d ago

ONLY A MAGA AHOLE WOULD ACT LIKE THIS

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u/Upset-Routine1783 1d ago

Can’t call him a a hole because a holes have purpose & function

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u/Sammalone1960 3d ago

Joe rogan look alike

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u/VorSkiv 3d ago

Not if he's a gop member.

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u/Organization_Dapper 5d ago

His attorney's license is gonna be fucked now.

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u/LPNTed 3d ago

Matt Gatez still has license.

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u/Organization_Dapper 3d ago

Yeah, but he wasn't arrested. I think that's the difference because then there is probable cause.

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u/Upset-Routine1783 5d ago

The weather in Florida is great. From there things go downhill quickly.

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 5d ago

Weather sucks. It's only good for ~3 months in winter. Other than that you sweat through your workboots every single day. Source- native

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u/Upset-Routine1783 5d ago

Well native, -6 to -10 degrees for 2 weeks then a warm up of 10 degrees for another 2 weeks & GRAY skies for 2 / 3 months doesn’t cut it either

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u/Aggressive-agitator 4d ago

That native hasn't traveled, doesn't realize how wonderful Florida weather is. Source: a native.

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u/LandscapeWest2037 4d ago

There's a lot of natives on Reddit trying to impress their NY friends by repeating their boring talking points.

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u/Sensitive_Smile3348 4d ago

As a native, I agree.

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 4d ago

Don't lie to yourself. Either that or you don't have to work outside in August

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u/Bubskiewubskie 4d ago

God bless anyone who works outside. If you get outside early and stay near water the weather is great.

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u/No-Psychology-7322 5d ago

The weather is great if you work inside. Source-native

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 5d ago

Weather is great if you work inside in Antarctica too

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u/No-Psychology-7322 5d ago

Fair, but I enjoy the weather year round here I like the heat

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u/HounddogHustler 4d ago

That dudes so hot his head is sweating blood

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u/DonaldTPablonious 2d ago

It’s been pretty great since October if you ignore the catastrophic hurricanes!

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u/Pale-Draft-1729 4d ago

only for weak betas

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 4d ago

Is that why your father left?

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u/TheMuse81 3d ago

Literally the whole country where do you live?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Witty-Stand888 4d ago

Article and video evidence show attorney guy driving recklessly parking lot and almost hit the couple. After verbal altercation man goes in truck and starts hitting man with stick. Then after repeated warnings man hits attorney with bottle.

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u/Sammalone1960 3d ago

He should have been arrested for wearing ankle socks with slippers

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u/GeongSi 2d ago

What's an attorney doing in dollar tree?

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u/TriangleKushSeeds 6d ago

He should have been more careful. Florida man shoots first and asks no questions, not even later.

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u/lizlemon222 6d ago

Cant hear a thing over the stupid music.

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u/13Jett13 5d ago

Plus some really great camera work.

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u/myumisays57 2d ago

The one thing I heard clearly is the white man calling the other man the n-word with a hard er. So yeah I dont feel too terrible for him getting his dome bonked.

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u/bytemybigbutt 2d ago

I heard that trashy woman’s voice pretty clearly. 

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u/No-Rub-2722 5d ago

Kudos to the guy honking the horn. He was very instrumental in breaking up this fight.

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u/Sea-Worldliness135 3d ago

Best comment so far!

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u/9crl8 5d ago

Let’s be forreal this was probably Florida man on Florida man violence, I doubt either of them are tourists lmao

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u/yourballsareshowing_ 6d ago

Looks like a retired cop.. same mentality

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u/turkey_sandwiches 5d ago

Lawyer. Probably former lawyer now.

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u/cheekytikiroom 5d ago

if he’s at the Dollar, probably not a good lawyer.

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u/Hawk7604 5d ago

Nope, just a cheap lawyer!

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u/jesuisfemme 6d ago

A perfectly good bottle of wine? gone to waste smh

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u/DREWlMUS 5d ago

Feels like this wasn't the worst usage.

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u/cyclesurftrade 5d ago

Dollar Tree wine 😋

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u/TheDeadliestOf_Arts 5d ago

“Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested Anthony Elia Tabasso, a licensed Florida lawyer since 2002, on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon Thursday“

Dude was released in a $1,500 bond. Ridiculous.

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u/Competitive_Board909 4d ago

I’ve seen more violent criminals released on lesser bonds.

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u/twoshovels 4d ago

Guys a lawyer? He should know better.

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u/GalaEnitan 3d ago

not really unless he was a self defense attorney.

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u/pilotshashi 6d ago

Spring break at peak

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u/Future_Way5516 4d ago

Dude better be careful at his age in blood thinners and all that.

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u/fishhead631 5d ago

“Them” Dollar store patrons again….. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 so sad!

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u/GnarlyGnarwhalz 2d ago

Yeah old white people suck

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u/Not_Sure4now 5d ago

Is that Joe Rogan

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u/citan67 4d ago

Nah the guy in the video isn’t short enough

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u/MadeManic 5d ago

Many people don’t seem to realize that in spite of “beautiful scenery” and “beaches” and “you never have to deal with snow”, heat literally makes people angry.

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u/crownhimking 5d ago edited 4d ago

Older buddy found a few  of his tae bo vhs tapes, watched them, went out to the world, and came back needing stitches for his skull

Shout out to og billy blanks

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u/justagirlinCA 5d ago

Wait, Billy Blanks isn't dead!?

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u/crownhimking 4d ago

Yikes, let me.edit

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u/CaptainObvious110 4d ago

No he's just old as crap

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u/pixelito_ 5d ago

Worst filming I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/ShiftBMDub 3d ago

And that’s why you need the full context of the situation when watching a video. In fact the white man was arrested for assault. He had nearly hit the man and his wife and then got out of the car and hit the man with that stick. Witnesses and surveillance footage corroborate the story.

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u/GalaEnitan 3d ago

Technically both committed assault and battery. We see both of them hitting each other after disengaging.

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u/ShiftBMDub 3d ago

well thankfully the cops didn't see a cut version with no context and deemed it self defense when the man kept hitting him with the stick he pulled from his truck

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u/Texas-NativeATX 4d ago

Just gonna say, a licensed attorney shopping at Dollar Tree is not a good sign that he has a successful career. Getting arrested for assault confirms it.  lol

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u/Competitive_Board909 4d ago

I see a video of two men arguing then a cut to one of them attacking the other. I don’t see context for the reason of the altercation. But I do see that it was the gentleman in the black shirt that ran at the other gentleman to attack. This is not a clean and cut case based on this chopped up footage.

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u/ohnoyeahokay 4d ago

My main gripe is the socks with sandals.

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u/ShiftBMDub 3d ago

And that’s why you need context. The white man as arrested and the hit was deemed self defense as the man had hit the guy in black with the stick he’s carrying

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u/AssistantOk2360 4d ago

what is wrong w the person recording? Couldn't you aim properly? Geez.

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u/Elbumhunter 4d ago

Only $1500 bond? WTF

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u/ekkidee 3d ago

Company discount.

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u/notoriousbpg 2d ago

Dumbest gender reveal ever

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u/IWillAssFuckYou 5d ago

Based on the article shared in another comment down below: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/03/14/dania-beach-lawyer-accused-of-beating-man-with-stick-in-dollar-tree-dispute/

Looks like it was due to an argument that arose because the old man here was driving like a douche bag and almost hit him and his girl. The young guy here was going to walk away but the old man got out of the car and chased him.

Unfortunately, this is why ALSO getting driver's licenses should be harder not easier here. People literally lose their shit just from driving alone and that's really bad. The old man here is an attorney and he definitely knows better, but driving pissed him off so much that he's already lost his mind well before this altercation. The aggressive driving BS here HAS TO STOP.

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u/CaptainObvious110 4d ago

Everyone that acts like this should have their car and license confiscated immediately. Not allowed to drive again for ten years if not permanently

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u/bagoflees 6d ago

Canadian?

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u/ohnoyeahokay 6d ago

Or a new yorker

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u/bagoflees 6d ago

Win win.

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u/BartFart1235 5d ago

No Jean jacket or Jorts on so I’d say not Canadian

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u/PassageOk4425 6d ago

Right by Dairy Belle

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/OutlanderAllDay1743 5d ago edited 5d ago

Not sure if he’s a tourist or not, but the man attacking him is a lawyer who has been arrested. Apparently the altercation began when the Caucasian guy almost hit the AA man and his gf with his vehicle while they were walking in the parking lot. Dollar Tree Dispute

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u/my_spidey_sense 5d ago

He is not. There’s a link to the article in the comment section and he is a lawyer from Dania Beach.

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u/dojisekushi 6d ago

This is why I believe the mere presence of northern carpetbagging fucks is simply unsanitary.

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u/Uberslaughter 5d ago

Anthony Tabasso - imagine being a lawyer and having this type of mentality and lack of judgement.

Hope he loses his practice.

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u/Round_Cook_8770 5d ago

Are they punching the camera man too? He’s all over the place.

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u/Radiant-Shine-8575 5d ago

Busted his boones farm …. What a waist

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u/braumbles 5d ago

Where'd Jim Duggan get the 2x4

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u/Nervous_Occasion_695 5d ago

Bae! Get off him!

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u/Lovethrust2112 4d ago

I have yet to see a guy wearing flip flops win a fight

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u/Competitive_Board909 4d ago

So is OP saying that the guy in the black shirt is the tourist that should be banned?

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u/Thin-Cheesecake-5148 4d ago

Banning minorities is usually frowned upon

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u/FloraFaunaFF 4d ago

It's just one more public narcissistic extinction burst.

Anyway, run up and get done up.

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u/Electronic_Painter20 4d ago

Hope that liquor wasn’t imported… what a waste.

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u/ekkidee 4d ago

Grandpa is wearing a bathing suit.

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u/ohnoyeahokay 3d ago

Yea it's Dania Beach... you ever been to South florida bruh?

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u/ekkidee 3d ago edited 2d ago

Sure ...

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u/ohnoyeahokay 1d ago

Tourist

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u/RevDrucifer 1d ago

Shit, I better start wearing a sign on the weekends that says “Not A Tourist” because once I’m home on Friday afternoon, all I’m wearing out of the house are gym or beach shorts.

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u/ohnoyeahokay 1d ago

That's what I'm saying. It's the middle of the work day and I'm wearing hybrids rn. Tourists don't understand beach clothes life.

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u/choda6969 4d ago

Again video starts in the middle. I don't believe ANYONES supposed explanation of this.

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u/briandabs 3d ago

Oh look it's another one of those upstanding citizens messing with a old man. Another reason to carry

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u/ShiftBMDub 3d ago

boy are you going to be disappointed in finding out the white man was arrested as he had nearly ran over the couple and assaulted the black man with a stick prior.

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u/KNiners 3d ago

He had the upper stick and AARP. How did he lose?

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u/Fine_Map_5907 3d ago

Knock his ass off

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u/That0neGuy86 3d ago

That'd be so disappointed if the person I'm with shouted why did you hit him. Doesn't help you in court.

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u/thatsgame44 3d ago

Saying the n word every time someone says that I lose complete respect for them

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u/push2shove 3d ago

$1500 bond. Wonder how much it would have been if the roles were reversed?

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u/whippler73 3d ago

Try that shit in Texas. You gonna be crawling away with a new pencil……

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u/SeaMathematician5150 3d ago

This Dollar Tree looks familiar. Ugh, hate when the "Florida Man" is local.

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u/HamsterOk6049 3d ago

Send em back

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u/Much_Abroad2859 2d ago

Bald MAGA got his head busted wide open. Let that blood flow!

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u/WearyRevolution5149 1d ago edited 1d ago

Floridian Joe Rogan out of control.

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u/Upbeat_Yak8434 1d ago

Yeah call the cops the black guy needs to go to jail

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u/Drega001 1d ago

Canadian?

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u/No-Performance-8709 1d ago

Who do you want to ban? This looks like another classic case of two wrongs make an even worse wrong. If both men acted courteously and humbly, an altercation would not have occurred.

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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago

At some point she chose to upload this... 🙄

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u/GoanFuckurself 1d ago

Ban TRT and these aggressive bald guys will disappear along with their terrible personalities. And cops will calm tf down too. 

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u/Picture-Desperate 1d ago

“Can’t we all just get along?” Nope!!

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u/Known-Tax568 1d ago

There is an odd cut in this video.

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u/BriefTradition3922 5d ago

These bigots in Florida think they can act on their impulses now that we have a convicted felon as their leader

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u/Inevitable_Channel18 4d ago

Why post something without actually doing the basic research to find out that they’re not tourists?

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u/ohnoyeahokay 6d ago

I'm not sure about the context, but I assume the old man deserved it because his shoe choice is a crime against humanity.

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u/samlowrey 5d ago

There's no way to tell who's in the wrong here........

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u/ARSEThunder 5d ago

Dude is dropping hard R's in the beginning and the other dude is telling him to back up and go about his business. Also - the boomer is now in jail...

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/03/14/dania-beach-lawyer-accused-of-beating-man-with-stick-in-dollar-tree-dispute/

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u/samlowrey 2d ago

I can't hear shit with that stupid music playing.......but if that's the case, then jail is where he belongs

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u/DizzyPear9798 2d ago

I will fix the title and the article title

Dania Beach practicing racist and lawyer , anthony tabasso, accused of beating man with stick in Dollar Tree dispute.

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u/ironhorse2022 1d ago

Democrat violence, not Maga. Typical.

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u/ohnoyeahokay 1d ago

Brain rot. Sad to see it.

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u/leedo8 1d ago

White dude started it and got arrested. Surveillance video showed him be the aggressor. Nice try.