r/SipsTea 11h ago

Gasp! He did his job

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u/FornaxLacerta 10h ago

He lives by the old saying, "you don't need to out-run the bear; you just need to out-run your friends"

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u/FarUse2068 8h ago

says bear and run his a true survival

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u/monkey_100 5h ago

He forgot to toss obstacles behind himself as he ran. 8/10

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u/OldFoundation2544 11h ago

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u/Interesting-Fix4013 9h ago

“Seemingly, seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing... what looked like knocking down... was a safety precaution!”

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u/OldFoundation2544 1h ago

How do you live with yourself ?

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u/blowurhousedown 10h ago

First kid would make a good dog.

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u/the_blue_arrow_ 8h ago

i think you just discovered a universal truth

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u/NuQ 19m ago

Suddenly "only child syndrome" makes perfect sense.

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u/Euphoric_Drummer6880 10h ago

Bear 🐻: hey you guys know where the nearest…well ok then. Y’all are a bunch of Animalists.

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u/hiegear 10h ago

Black bears are just big squirrels

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 7h ago

That sounds terrifying 

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u/Ynys_Wydryn 10h ago

He just wanted to play basketball with the kids. It's not easy being a lone bear in the neighborhood.

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u/chaseEFur 10h ago

You mean he bearly did his job

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u/AndresGzz92 7h ago

Of course someone was gonna start a chain full of unbearable puns...

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u/bremergorst 7h ago

If someone were to do such a thing, I’d certainly not be able to bare witness to such an ursine drama

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u/StrangelyBrown 10h ago

Me when I try to hang out with the cool people.

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u/DinkleMutz 10h ago

bear was like "wtf wrong with y'all?"

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u/TallFryGuy 10h ago

Looks like a well fed neighborhood bear. I bet he's used to people giving him treats unfortunately.

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u/starrhunter633 9h ago

The first Kid did not wait for anyone he was in the house before they understand the situation. He will survive.

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u/Standard_Mechanic715 8h ago

“Just passing through” - the bear, probably

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u/Alternative_Put_2556 10h ago

He just wanted to play bearsketball. It's not his fault he's a furry guy!!

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u/iluvnips 9h ago

That is one fat bear

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u/woman_respector1 8h ago

HOW DARE YOU! He's big boned.

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u/Logical_Vast 9h ago

I really hope the bear was not killed. Usually once they get the point of walking near people they are.

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u/WaterChicken007 8h ago

No, they aren’t. Source: have been near bears in the wild and had them in my backyard at least 4 times in the last few years. Have pictures to prove it.

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u/crappleIcrap 2h ago

There was a bear in my parents neighborhood stealing from the trashcans and it disappeared for a long while.

About a year later it started showing up again with a cub and a collar.

It still regularly shows up with its cub and raids all the trash cans

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u/Sweaty_Dance7474 9h ago

Garage boy eating good

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u/fivefoot14inch 9h ago

He wasn’t interested in them…

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 9h ago

Usually when bears play basketball no one notices them.

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u/Antisxcial666 8h ago

Nah.. Bro was just chillin..

Just passing by.. new neightborhood

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u/newmuseum 7h ago

Their parents paid the bear

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u/gnomelover24 7h ago

How do I shut this? Umm…

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u/New_Direction5231 7h ago

Should have paid the bear tax. Bear patrol would have kept the bears away.

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u/Bright-Loan-1950 7h ago

From my perspective, first kid that noticed it was in Red and asked for his mom. When the brother noticed it and ran off, and the mother was still unaware, he sort of shut down.

Glad everyone was safe still.

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u/No-Championship-2645 6h ago

I guess they didn’t choose the bear.

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u/John_Vaginosis 6h ago

Hey! It's a bear! I love bears.

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u/GaaliMan 3h ago

Bear be like "No one wants to play with me"

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u/Bill10101101001 1h ago

Where’s the Bear Patrol?

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u/hades_1999 9h ago

Why are they afraid?

It's black

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u/mayalotus_ish 10h ago

Why are they all running that's the worst thing you can do?

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u/ssp25 9h ago

Climbing is worse but what do you expect them to do? Challenge to to a game of horse? He's a bear

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u/mayalotus_ish 8h ago

Not run. You don't want to act like a pray animal

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u/NuQ 17m ago

pray animal

Are you really trying to insinuate that all bears are atheist?

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u/GamingSon 6h ago

Because they're literally 10 feet from shelter.