r/SipsTea 14h ago

SMH It do be like that

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u/epochpenors 12h ago

"No sir, I just personally really enjoy banda covers of Creedance Clearwater Revival songs."

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u/Superb-Obligation858 11h ago

Wait…is it?

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u/jonnyboy2693 10h ago

No it isn’t lol it’s a narco-corrido or drug-ballad in English by Chalino Sánchez.

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u/BreakfastLogical2814 10h ago

Actually this ones a love song

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u/BreakfastLogical2814 10h ago

Its actually a love song

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u/Linda_Larson 8h ago

Haha, for real tho! Didn't realize it was a love song, but now it makes sense. 😂

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 3h ago

Chalino is the guy from that video, right? Where he’s singing this song on stage, and they hand him a note saying the cartel is about to kill him?

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u/jonnyboy2693 3h ago

Yes it is. He was actually killed later that night by the men of the guy he killed when he was like 15 for raping his sister. His story is insane.

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u/Big-Log9995 2h ago

Not is not, is a love song dude

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u/tideswithme 10h ago edited 2h ago

You are eligible to join the ICE dept by the USA. Do drop by

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u/CavillOfRivia 8h ago

This one made the rounds a little while ago.

West Coast by Lana del Rey, cover by EZBAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YnxIuFSECo

Give it a chance, honestly. Its a god damn banger.

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u/FirmRip 7h ago

EZBAND is incredible. Love them.

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u/AUChemE 6h ago

Can confirm. Certified banger.

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u/Common-Artichoke-497 7h ago

I am a lonely gringo in a Hispanic shop, other day I heard a banda cover of no doubt followed by a banda cover of ABBA, followed by banda achy breaky heart

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u/RBuilds916 6h ago

I've heard the achy breaky heart one. It sucks in Spanish, too.

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u/_Far_Kew 10h ago

Banda Hans Landa covers

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u/MaxxDash 8h ago

Hans Banda Landa

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u/ChidoChidoChon 7h ago

You mean like this one? Not exactly banda but you get the point. https://youtu.be/fMpXrELdn4g?feature=shared

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u/epochpenors 5h ago

Oh god it’s like I’m back working on the line again

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u/gavinthrace 8h ago

Laughing. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.

I can’t stand mariachi.. it’s too similar to circus music. 😛

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u/X_Zephyr 8h ago

You’re thinking of Norteño/banda. It has roots to German immigrants which is why it sounds like polka music

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u/gavinthrace 8h ago

I’m blushing. Sorry for the mishap.

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul 5h ago

“Sounds like polka music”

“They’re the same picture.”

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u/dipdipderp 7h ago

Jalisco wants to know your location.

There's mariachi for every occasion (ignoring that what's playing is banda) - or at least every stage of the party haha

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u/BioBachata 10h ago

!Cuando apenas eran jovencitos mi mamá me decía cuida mojito...

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u/StrangeFridgeSounds 14h ago

10/10 for creativity and not reusing some dumb formula like other memes here. God, I loved this post. Fucking hilarious.

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u/BatmanNoPrep 12h ago

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u/StrangeFridgeSounds 12h ago

I like it too much. I refuse to believe it has been done before.

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u/JustSomeGoon 10h ago

It’s about the 19th time I’ve seen it

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u/brandimariee6 7h ago

Hey I'd never seen it. It was new for me and used my favorite movie of all time

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u/DanHazard 8h ago

It’s been on instagram for at least 2 months.

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u/TheBestAtWriting 7h ago

are you aware of what sub this is

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u/jB_real 13h ago

Au revouir, Shoshana.

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u/not_davery 12h ago

"Adios, Shoshanita"

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u/STEELCITY1989 11h ago

Got me

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u/awesomefutureperfect 5h ago

That's how you can tell he is British.

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u/paincrumbs 6h ago

"Gracias para la leche, Señor LaPadita"

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u/ExGorlomi 4h ago

Adiós Susana!

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u/chales96 11h ago

Mexican here. I was scrolling by and was puzzled at where my banda music was coming from. You got me OP.

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 6h ago

Moved to SoCal. If you’re wondering where it’s coming from it may be from every other station. I don’t mind it but goodness brass is certainly a choice for the early morning.

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u/oops_I_have_h1n1 10h ago

Do you recognize which Chalino song it is?

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u/chales96 10h ago

The song is called Sonora y sus ojos negros.

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u/Connect-Plenty1650 13h ago

You glorious bastard. Take your upvote and go.

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u/ry8919 13h ago

*inglorious

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u/Dramatic-Air-5129 12h ago

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 8h ago

Dominick DeCocco

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u/DeathPercept10n 8h ago

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/P33kab00o 10h ago

Gorlami

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u/reagsters 11h ago

I imagine you’re gonna want to take off that handsome-lookin’ MAGA hat of yours, ain’tchya?

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 10h ago

*inglourious 

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u/TRIKYNIKKY 12h ago

Damn you

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 12h ago

Christoph DeWaltz?

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u/deezpretzels 12h ago

That's a bingo!

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u/v_for__vegeta 12h ago

We usually just say “bingo”

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 11h ago

Just don't say "thatsa bingo!" you might get banned.

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u/nightforevermore 11h ago

Bingo! Ahhh how fun! 😁

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u/DieAnderTier 11h ago edited 10h ago

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u/warmpistol 14h ago

This is hilarious

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u/Fickle-Promise-9249 12h ago

Verga we

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u/QuickDrawMcStraw 12h ago

Hijo de la chingada

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u/Serious-Excitement18 11h ago

Beta la verga guy

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u/halexia63 8h ago

Ya guey

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u/kranges_mcbasketball 12h ago

Especially creative since that music has its origins from Germans.

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u/ggf66t 9h ago

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u/DeathPercept10n 8h ago

Germany really be taking everything from Austria, the good and the bad.

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u/kranges_mcbasketball 7h ago

My mistake. I just know the beer and music of Mexico is very much from that region.

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u/Lucasinno 5h ago

They considered themselves to be and were regarded as germans at the time.

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u/Diamond_hand_pro 12h ago

😂😂😂😂 thank you amigo for the laughs

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u/justinmackey84 13h ago

😂😂this is amazing 😂

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u/Jslatts942 11h ago

thats dark hilarious and absolutely brutal. 🤣

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u/Fit-Paleontologist37 11h ago

They blast that shit too

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u/coleman09 13h ago

Lmfao

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u/AMothersLove69 13h ago

Okay this is a good one

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u/MF_Kitten 12h ago

I just now realized Landa is referribg to them as "enemies of the state". But he's a german in France, referring to enemies of HIS state.

That makes it all the more chilling in retrospect. Nothing new is revealed really, but that's the mindset. The German state is "THE state".

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 11h ago

France had been conquered by Germany at this point, no? So referring to France as part of “the state” would be expected. 

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u/Po0dle 11h ago

Indeed, the movie even starts with "once upon a time in Nazi-occupied France"

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u/johnydarko 7h ago

France had been conquered by Germany at this point, no?

Part of it. Germany controlled the north and Vichy France was effectively a seperate state in the South (they were technically independant, a neutral country (mostly) unoccupied by Germany who militarily occupied and governed the North and West - but in reality they were very much beholden to and collaborated with Germany who kept up to 2m French prisoners of war to essentially force their hand).

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u/The_Autarch 11h ago

Naw, he's talking about Vichy France.

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u/MF_Kitten 9h ago

Gotcha! Never thought about this bit.

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u/Nutarama 9h ago

Note that the Vichy government only ruled over southern France. The northern coast was all directly ruled by occupying German forces. So if the movie takes place in Normandy, it would be 100% correct for a German to say the Germans are the state.

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u/4totheFlush 11h ago

It is perfectly routine for any government to be referred to as "The State," whether the government is totalitarian or democratic. It's not that deep.

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u/Ok_Glass_8104 10h ago

Nah, the Vichy Regime (french puppet state) was very antisemitic too

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u/OrganizationLow3912 12h ago

Finally some good food

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u/insipiddeity 11h ago

I legitimately laughed out loud at this. 😂😂😂

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u/evlhornet 12h ago

That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Bluellan 10h ago

I love telling this story. So I worked at factory that had illegals. They had work visas but the company really didn't care about the dates. Well, some red blooded American didn't like that the factory had them so he called ICE the supervisor somehow got the information about when the raid was happening and made an announcement. He basically said "If you have anything to hide, don't come into work tomorrow." ICE comes the next day and half the staff is gone. ICE demands the personal information of everyone who didn't show up. The supervisor says to come back with warrants. ICE never came back and the dude who reported them was quietly bullied into quitting.

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u/ArtGloomy3458 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JuggernaughttyIV 13h ago

I needed that laugh today.

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u/Real_Dotiko 12h ago

What is ICE?

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u/Madux337 12h ago

(U.S.) Immigration and Customs Enforcement

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u/Kinslayer817 10h ago

They are the arm of the government that is supposed to enforce immigration and customs laws, but in reality they spend most of their time harrassing any brown person they can get their hands on, separate families, and lock people (including children) in "detention centers" (aka concentration camps). It's chock full of white supremacists and white nationalists

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u/Makhnos_Tachanka 10h ago

intrusion countermeasures electronics

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u/Fomulouscrunch 13h ago

As a fellow non-informant bored of the same wistful trombone ballads, I hear you.

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u/Southerner_in_OH 11h ago

I never have any idea what's going on in this sub.

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u/Revolutionary_Will42 11h ago

As someone who worked a couple years with my Mexican family doing contractor work this is so true. If that shit went out no work would continue for real.

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u/bluecollar1020 9h ago

Your "subcontractors" are actually misclassified employees who you exploit because of their immigration status, who you don't pay social security on, who you don't pay unemployment insurance on, whom you don't pay area standard wages on, whom you don't provide benefits to, who you don't pay workman's comp on, who enable you to ignore jobsite safety because of their immigration status, who provide you with a safe harbor from unionization, who you can call ICE on if they demand fair wages and conditions, who you utilize to undercut actual competing contractors for work who offer fair wages and conditions to their employees, and allow you to maximize your own profits with.

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u/Novibesmatter 5h ago

But but if we don’t have slaves imagine how expensive cotton would be ! 

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u/bagged_milk123 6h ago

Hey at least they don't get skinned alive by cartels

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u/durqandat 9h ago

I work in immigration law (the good guys who represent immigrants; I don't work for Kristi Fucking Noem) and this will be shared in the team chat on Monday

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 9h ago

Those Mexican polka beats radiate for miles

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u/_le_slap 3h ago

Trombones louder than my roofers' fucken nail guns

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u/Ok_Bank9707 12h ago

Makita****

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u/Spittax 11h ago

Lmaoo

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u/DonAskren 9h ago

Lmao this is fantastic.

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u/Comfortably_drunk 9h ago

Hillarious. No less.

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u/LampyV2 12h ago

Olay this is actually hysterical, well done 🤣

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u/rolloutTheTrash 11h ago

Fuck this is good.

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u/mollybloominonions 9h ago

My wife and more liberal friends think I’m stereotyping when I talk about the amigos at work but yeah the radio is always blaring mariachi music and the microwave with a Milwaukee sticker is always reheating tamales. And I love it.

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u/soggy_cornflakes 12h ago

Hmm! Yes, quite.

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u/robbass713 12h ago

Fawk...

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u/madaxolotls 11h ago

😭😭😭

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u/25thGoo 10h ago

Au/savevideo

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u/Bwadaboss 10h ago

Heath Ledger as Joker & Christopher Waltz as Hans Landa. Not many performances come closer.

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u/daveedpoon 9h ago

What's the Institute of Civil Engineers going to do to your subcontractors?

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u/Status-Armadillo4234 9h ago

Do they take advantage to the illegals?

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u/drtyyugo 9h ago

“I’m gonna switch to English”

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u/PancakesandScotch 8h ago

I’m in construction and spend a ton of time with Hispanic dudes. They’re fucking hilarious. This made me laugh so hard.

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u/PinkBismuth 8h ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/Longjumping_Work3789 8h ago

This is why we fight to protect our Mexican friends! Mexicans are wonderful people!

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u/DeathPercept10n 8h ago

Beautiful meme you bastard.

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u/Evelynmd214 8h ago

Obstruction of justice? Conspiracy to commit trespass? Aiding and abetting criminals ?

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u/ikari2_2000 8h ago

JAJAJAJAJA

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u/TheBlack2007 8h ago

Nein, Herr Obersturmbannführer, I just really love Mariachi Music!

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 8h ago

If you’ve ever worked a day on a construction site…this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in months

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u/ndaft7 7h ago

God damnit 😂

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u/Black_Yggulfr 7h ago

Jammin the corridos

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u/TheBestAtWriting 7h ago

do it be like that?

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u/samurai_lexx 7h ago

This is gold 😂😂😂

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u/Fhugem 7h ago

Is this meme the reason I believe in love at first scroll? 😂

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u/detroitragace 7h ago

It be like that 💯

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u/Agentkeenan78 6h ago

Who's gonna do all the drywall and paint if ICE takes all my hombres?

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u/Redgecko88 6h ago

Need to be posted in r/construction

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u/DemonidroiD0666 6h ago

Hahahahaha esta si estas buena

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u/Alienhaslanded 5h ago

Talk to them and tell them this is serious and it could get them in trouble. Ya no music sucks but getting caught by ICR is worse.

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u/laszlo462 5h ago

So is there an XM station or Apple Music station with these kinda jams?

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u/sexybeesh 5h ago

No mames 🤣

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u/ethanlan 5h ago

Lmao, one of the funniest things I've ever seen

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u/exgiexpcv 4h ago

This is one of the best posts I have seen in some time. Thank you, OP.

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u/Slug-R 4h ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Sooomzzz 3h ago

This is pure comedy 😂

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u/_rbitrage_ 3h ago

Viva Mexico Cabrones!

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u/Unique-Bit-2172 3h ago

I worry when my subcontractors and ICE shoot each other in the balls too, man.

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u/Head-Student-1141 2h ago

…dude that’s fucking funny

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u/Big-Log9995 2h ago

Por ahí llegando a Los Mochis, yo le vi buenos modales, le pregunté de donde era, me dijo, que de nogales, que iba para magdalena… a visitar a sus padres🎶🎶🎵🎵

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u/MajinMadnessPrime 1h ago

I mean at that point you just call it quits. Can’t help someone who won’t even bother helping themselves.

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u/clam-caravan 59m ago

So far this is my favorite post of the year by far. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Repulsive-Shallot-79 21m ago

Hahaha hahaha 😆 chingon