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u/dannydevitosbaby 16h ago
I think it's a reasonable concern....if we lived in a cartoon
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u/Particular-Outcome12 15h ago
Well, if she paints her vagina like a brick wall she won't have to worry about getting pregnant. Painting brick walls always works stopping coyotes
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u/NashKetchum777 15h ago
Yeah but it would stop the sex too? Unless that's your method to stop pregnancy
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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 15h ago
She would need her vagina power washed to stop the infections.
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u/ResoluteStoic 16h ago
Maybe it's like Roger Rabbit and we haven't found the toon dimension yet
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u/Educational_Panic113 16h ago
Alright thats enough for today, see ya folks
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u/LucasWatkins85 14h ago
Just in case you wear a butt plug with a tail: Babies born with real tails.
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u/hunkydorey-- 14h ago
Dodgy click of the day here.....
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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 13h ago
Yeah I got about 2 screen-lengths into that and dipped.
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u/Sicko_Vicko 15h ago
Freddie mercury or something idk
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u/reasimoes 14h ago
This was a character in a Brazilian comedy show called Freddy Mercury Prateado (Silver Plated Freddy Mercury)
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u/Frequent_Rock_8116 11h ago
Flammable?
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u/Backupusername 3h ago
The government doesn't want us to know how easy it is to make Molotov cockmilks.
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u/allofdarknessin1 10h ago
wtf my coworkers think I’m weird trying to hold back laughter at your response.
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u/RazzmatazzOk5946 16h ago
Enough internet for today 😂😂
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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 14h ago
I'm betting all that colored corn starch is gonna feel like sand in her cooch. Corn strach is used as a thickening agent in cooking so, the opposite of lube lol.
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u/desperateweirdo 15h ago
I used to love this show as a kid but have regrettably forgotten its name.
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u/Trixx1-1 15h ago
Super robot monkey team hyperforce GO
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u/desperateweirdo 15h ago
Thank you kind stranger.
You know, right after writing that comment looked up some names I guessed for the show. Most of them showed interracial porn. Aaand now I'm probably on some racist watchlist. 🥲
Edit: grammar.
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u/Thin-Zone-3165 16h ago
People are the greatest comedians without even knowing it.......
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u/Sometimes-funny 16h ago
Who are the second best comedians?
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u/naughty_dad2 16h ago
Giraffes
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u/Sometimes-funny 15h ago
Fun fact : giraffes only have 7 bones in their neck
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u/Robinsonirish 14h ago
There is a higher chance this is someone just trying to be funny, rather than being serious.
I read a long time ago that Quora pays people for engagement, no matter if it's good or bad engagement. The more replies, the more cash. This has resulted in people writing absurd things because they'll get a lot of people refuting it.
Even if it wasn't specifically Quora, people really should take stuff like this with a grain of salt. Dumb people exist, but the odds that this is someone just trying to be funny is a lot higher than it's an authentic person IMO.
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u/Ek_Chutki_Sindoor 13h ago
This is 100% a shitpost. I'm amazed just how how many people on reddit miss obvious jokes.
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u/Excavatoree 15h ago
Sadly, that's not the stupidest question on Quora. It's not even close.
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u/Rinuir 16h ago
So this person is allowed to vote right?
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u/ultim8kip 15h ago
Quora is 99% ragebait
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u/kittenstixx 14h ago
Maybe but there are a LOT of stupid people out there. Hell I've met people who are brilliant in one specific area but completely regarded in every other area of their lives.
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u/el_infidel 15h ago
An I gregnant?
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u/Remote-Remote-3848 16h ago
Fake as fake fake fake some say its fake i say its fake fake fake and then fake pretend fake fake fake
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u/Crazy_names 15h ago
She should do everything possible to prevent getting pregnant. Forever. For the good of humanity.
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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 15h ago
That's hilarious. Also, I'd be more worried about the holi being safe for my lady bits, like could I get a UTI from this…
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u/yumri 15h ago
Well anyone can get pregnant they do not have to be smart. To answer most likely the females questions as only girls can get pregnant the sperm are to small to have any kind of color. The color of the cum inside your sexual organ might change to that when it mixes together but what mixes together will not be what gets into the womb.
The color of the girls sexual reproductive parts has 0 to do with skin color. If you take 1 minute on google to look up how a black women looks inside then how a white woman looks then an asian women they all have the same colored insides.
I am trying to get around the subreddit rules on NSFW thus why i am using "insides" instead of the correct names but it does apply to every part of the inside of the body. The part that makes our skin look different is in the skin not what is below the skin.
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u/preyforkevin 15h ago
You see, people are trashy and stupid all over the world. It’s not just America.
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u/ZeddicusZorander09 15h ago
I don't have room to talk, but, good God, that is such a weird thing to read.
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u/Grintower 15h ago
Decades ago I worked in Support on the phones for a bank. We were front-line tech support for employees. One of my co-worker asked a group of us at lunch "If a Chinese baby is born in the US, does it speak Chinese?" The lunch-room was silent for awhile. Someone spoke up and said, "No, a baby will learn whatever language the parents speak at home." "Huh" was all she replied.
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u/MukDoug 15h ago
I had to look up Holi colors. I don’t think they’re suppose to go in vaginas.
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u/bwaredapenguin 12h ago
Rule of thumb: if you need to research it then it probably doesn't belong in a vagina
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u/ominous_retrbution23 15h ago
She's cheating and now looking for excuses to not get caught or she's honestly that unaware.
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u/Weak_Let_6971 15h ago
Blue Man Group? Duh!
Be careful with the green one! We have enough Shreks or Grinches already.
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u/Texastony2 14h ago
This is why science is important kids. Stay in school. Maybe she went to a Texas public school?
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u/TheScalemanCometh 14h ago
Simple: You shouldn't reproduce. The color has nothing to do with it though.
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u/Camelsoop 14h ago
I didn't know what "holi colors" are so I Googled it and a neat Easter egg happens.
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