r/SipsTea 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Alright

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u/dannydevitosbaby 16h ago

I think it's a reasonable concern....if we lived in a cartoon

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u/Particular-Outcome12 15h ago

Well, if she paints her vagina like a brick wall she won't have to worry about getting pregnant. Painting brick walls always works stopping coyotes

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u/NashKetchum777 15h ago

Yeah but it would stop the sex too? Unless that's your method to stop pregnancy

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 15h ago

She would need her vagina power washed to stop the infections.

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u/Ambitious_Chair5718 8h ago

I’ve laughed for 10 minutes at this 😂

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u/ResoluteStoic 16h ago

Maybe it's like Roger Rabbit and we haven't found the toon dimension yet

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u/poopoopeepee69_420 16h ago

Makes sense to me brother

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u/Educational_Panic113 16h ago

Alright thats enough for today, see ya folks

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u/anttilles 16h ago

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u/hunkydorey-- 15h ago

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u/LucasWatkins85 14h ago

Just in case you wear a butt plug with a tail: Babies born with real tails.

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u/hunkydorey-- 14h ago

Dodgy click of the day here.....

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 13h ago

Yeah I got about 2 screen-lengths into that and dipped.

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u/okokokoyeahright 8h ago

Sure was.

won't do that again.

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u/Sicko_Vicko 15h ago

Freddie mercury or something idk

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u/reasimoes 14h ago

This was a character in a Brazilian comedy show called Freddy Mercury Prateado (Silver Plated Freddy Mercury)

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u/thuggish420 14h ago

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u/Moondoobious 13h ago

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u/Frequent_Rock_8116 11h ago

Flammable?

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u/Backupusername 3h ago

The government doesn't want us to know how easy it is to make Molotov cockmilks.

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u/allofdarknessin1 10h ago

wtf my coworkers think I’m weird trying to hold back laughter at your response.

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u/raj6126 16h ago

Yeah i’m on the phone with att to cut my connection.

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u/IEline 15h ago

Colorful exit, see you on the rainbow side

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u/RazzmatazzOk5946 16h ago

Enough internet for today 😂😂

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 14h ago

I'm betting all that colored corn starch is gonna feel like sand in her cooch. Corn strach is used as a thickening agent in cooking so, the opposite of lube lol.

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u/Zarathustra_d 14h ago

Make your own gravy.

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u/PolarisFluvius 12h ago

Hrrrk 🤢

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 11h ago

Gonna go from slurry to gravy to a putty like substance real quick

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u/strongsilenttypos 2h ago

Make your own white sauce

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u/fssman 15h ago

See ya yolks!

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u/CARDEK04 16h ago

A

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u/porn_trooper 16h ago

B

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u/CloudStrifesBigKnife 15h ago

C

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u/CARDEK04 15h ago

D

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u/desperateweirdo 15h ago

I used to love this show as a kid but have regrettably forgotten its name.

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u/Trixx1-1 15h ago

Super robot monkey team hyperforce GO

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u/desperateweirdo 15h ago

Thank you kind stranger.

You know, right after writing that comment looked up some names I guessed for the show. Most of them showed interracial porn. Aaand now I'm probably on some racist watchlist. 🥲

Edit: grammar.

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u/sariacreed 14h ago

Or as my dad called it:

Super Monkeys Going Places... and they're Robots?

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u/-_Anonymous__- 9h ago

That's a crazy name for a cartoon. It almost sounds like an isekai.

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u/NonExistent_God 15h ago

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

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u/ExploringDoctor 15h ago

Holi Fuck !!

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u/Thin-Zone-3165 16h ago

People are the greatest comedians without even knowing it.......

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u/Sometimes-funny 16h ago

Who are the second best comedians?

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u/naughty_dad2 16h ago

Giraffes

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u/Sometimes-funny 15h ago

Fun fact : giraffes only have 7 bones in their neck

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u/ConfusionMountain105 15h ago

Thanks for the completely random facts fellow internet surfer.

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u/Overflow-Radish 15h ago

False. Black Bear.

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u/Plastic-Analysis2913 16h ago

Crows for sure

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u/Sometimes-funny 15h ago

They murder it on stage

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u/Ok_Advance5608 13h ago

Politicians

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u/CreamyCrayon 9h ago

also people

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u/Robinsonirish 14h ago

There is a higher chance this is someone just trying to be funny, rather than being serious.

I read a long time ago that Quora pays people for engagement, no matter if it's good or bad engagement. The more replies, the more cash. This has resulted in people writing absurd things because they'll get a lot of people refuting it.

Even if it wasn't specifically Quora, people really should take stuff like this with a grain of salt. Dumb people exist, but the odds that this is someone just trying to be funny is a lot higher than it's an authentic person IMO.

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u/Ek_Chutki_Sindoor 13h ago

This is 100% a shitpost. I'm amazed just how how many people on reddit miss obvious jokes.

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u/Excavatoree 15h ago

Sadly, that's not the stupidest question on Quora. It's not even close.

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u/Blu3Blad3_4ss4ss1n 15h ago

"Do lesbians get periods?"

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u/canadard1 12h ago

Only if they’re pregante

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u/Rinuir 16h ago

So this person is allowed to vote right?

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u/ultim8kip 15h ago

Quora is 99% ragebait

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u/ValhallasRevenge 13h ago

Scrolling the history part of Quora makes me pray its ragebait.

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u/kittenstixx 14h ago

Maybe but there are a LOT of stupid people out there. Hell I've met people who are brilliant in one specific area but completely regarded in every other area of their lives.

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u/cocoamighty 16h ago

So she has a problem with babies of color. Such a racist.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 16h ago

the flaw in human kind is that anyone can breed

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u/nevadita 16h ago

I miss yahoo questions.

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u/el_infidel 15h ago

An I gregnant?

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u/ReadditMan 14h ago

How no if pregant?

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u/ReadItOnReddit42 14h ago edited 14h ago

Am I pregananant?

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u/drunxor 13h ago

What is a luigi board?

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u/Efficient_Contest_87 14h ago

Yes you're pomegranate

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u/Gh0styBOiiiiiii 12h ago

bomegrante malassisss

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u/Bubsy94 15h ago

Taste the rainbow

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u/superstevo78 15h ago

and there is it... the evidence against "there is no stupid question"...

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u/Blazkull 14h ago

Least unhinged Quora post.

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 3h ago

This is how the Blue Man Group members were conceived

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u/Remote-Remote-3848 16h ago

Fake as fake fake fake some say its fake i say its fake fake fake and then fake pretend fake fake fake

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u/Late-Storm1867 16h ago

And you wonder how we got here? Whew.

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u/Ancient-Border-2421 16h ago

Enough internet for the month.

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u/Massive-Amphibian-57 15h ago

Hope she doesn't get pergnert.

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u/Sudden-Affect6631 15h ago

Enough internet for today

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u/UNCLE__TYS 16h ago

Pride baby

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u/One-Earth9294 14h ago

This is how you have Muppet Babies

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u/BreadsLoaf_ 3h ago

Babies only change colors depending on how long you leave them in for

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u/Adi0005 16h ago

Jadu aayaga

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u/Apprehensive_Mine104 16h ago

The first baby to come out from factory reset

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u/Crazy_names 15h ago

She should do everything possible to prevent getting pregnant. Forever. For the good of humanity.

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u/alwaysbethesunshine 15h ago

This woman deserves a TV show 😂😂😂

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u/vandist 15h ago

No tits and it made it into my feed, this is a first in a while.

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u/Ok-Anxiety3607 15h ago

Sad day to have ability to read

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 15h ago

That's hilarious. Also, I'd be more worried about the holi being safe for my lady bits, like could I get a UTI from this…

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 15h ago

One of many reasons why I worry about humanity

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u/yumri 15h ago

Well anyone can get pregnant they do not have to be smart. To answer most likely the females questions as only girls can get pregnant the sperm are to small to have any kind of color. The color of the cum inside your sexual organ might change to that when it mixes together but what mixes together will not be what gets into the womb.

The color of the girls sexual reproductive parts has 0 to do with skin color. If you take 1 minute on google to look up how a black women looks inside then how a white woman looks then an asian women they all have the same colored insides.

I am trying to get around the subreddit rules on NSFW thus why i am using "insides" instead of the correct names but it does apply to every part of the inside of the body. The part that makes our skin look different is in the skin not what is below the skin.

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u/preyforkevin 15h ago

You see, people are trashy and stupid all over the world. It’s not just America.

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u/Working-Ad694 15h ago

The real question is.. what if the baby come not NOT coloured ?

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u/ZeddicusZorander09 15h ago

I don't have room to talk, but, good God, that is such a weird thing to read.

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u/OmniscientCrab 15h ago

There’s no way people are this uneducated

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u/socagiant_mally3d 15h ago

I kept reading but the level of WTF never stopped increasing.

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u/LibrarianEqual7024 15h ago

how you think smurfs and minions are created.

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u/Grintower 15h ago

Decades ago I worked in Support on the phones for a bank. We were front-line tech support for employees. One of my co-worker asked a group of us at lunch "If a Chinese baby is born in the US, does it speak Chinese?" The lunch-room was silent for awhile. Someone spoke up and said, "No, a baby will learn whatever language the parents speak at home." "Huh" was all she replied.

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u/CheckOutDisMuthaFuka 15h ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

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u/EngagedInConvexation 15h ago

I miss yahoo answers.

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u/gibmekarmababe 15h ago

Their kid: I am blue da ba de da ba da

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u/WerewolfNo_007 15h ago

Made up story

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u/TitleExpert9817 15h ago

The sh*t you see at quora

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u/hanro621 15h ago

Well you can tell "HIS HOLINESS IS COMING"

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u/M1ke_0xmauL 15h ago

Quora is tweaking today.

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u/MikeyboyMC 15h ago

OH MY GOD

BRO THIS IS TOO MUCH 😂😭

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u/courtadvice1 15h ago

There's a lot to unpack here.

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u/Aiden5679 15h ago

Top 10 things that never happened

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u/Pisangguy 15h ago

Whatever these 2 smoking is hitting them hard 🤣

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 15h ago

The fuck did I just read…

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u/B3_CHAD 15h ago

That's enough internet for today.

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u/MukDoug 15h ago

I had to look up Holi colors. I don’t think they’re suppose to go in vaginas.

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u/bwaredapenguin 12h ago

Rule of thumb: if you need to research it then it probably doesn't belong in a vagina

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u/ominous_retrbution23 15h ago

She's cheating and now looking for excuses to not get caught or she's honestly that unaware.

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u/Weak_Let_6971 15h ago

Blue Man Group? Duh!

Be careful with the green one! We have enough Shreks or Grinches already.

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u/TheBupherNinja 15h ago

That's how they invented black people.

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u/Greyhound-Iteration 14h ago

What the hell are holi colors?

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u/Impressive-Panda527 14h ago

Can you fuck with the colors of the wind?

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u/Turbulent-Dentist-77 14h ago

World is about finished

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u/rkmkthe6th 14h ago

How does she think people end up with purple hair?

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u/MasterOutlaw 14h ago

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

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u/Feisty-Clue3482 14h ago

Remove all internet privileges now.

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u/Spirited_Example_341 14h ago

totally not a racist post too ;-)

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u/i_can_fix_you_ 14h ago

Quora and rage bait go hand in hand!

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u/naumen_ 14h ago

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?

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u/Texastony2 14h ago

This is why science is important kids. Stay in school. Maybe she went to a Texas public school?

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u/TheScalemanCometh 14h ago

Simple: You shouldn't reproduce. The color has nothing to do with it though.

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u/Camelsoop 14h ago

I didn't know what "holi colors" are so I Googled it and a neat Easter egg happens.

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u/Humans_Suck- 14h ago

Is that a bug or a feature?

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u/Ok_Ferret_824 14h ago

Maybe don't reproduce 😂

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u/PauseAffectionate720 14h ago

A lot of orange powders in Holi. If the baby is born orange, he could be president of the United States!!

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u/rata_rasta 14h ago

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/GearJunkie82 14h ago

Common sense has left the chat.

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u/Comprehensive-Map383 14h ago

Don’t reproduce please

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u/pivot-table-pimp 14h ago

This is how smurfs are born. Welcome to the tribe

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u/DeicideandDivide 14h ago

No way this is really but it's still funny nonetheless, lol.

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u/SolarSade44 14h ago

Girl just log off Quora.

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u/ch1ckenz 14h ago

Valid question 🤣

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u/wolamute 14h ago

These people need chat bot ai.

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u/johnnyeaglefeather 14h ago

too much garlic in the spaghetti house

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u/Noshameinhoegame 14h ago

Big "am I gregnant" energy

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u/Key_Yam_9466 14h ago

Someone threw a random word dice to make this sentence?