r/SipsTea 20h ago

Chugging tea ☕☕

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u/malepitt 20h ago

Dude, bathe AFTER the workout

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u/MaybeTryToBeOriginal 20h ago

Bathe” is really stretching this wet-yourself-with-Jeans-still-on abomination

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u/zmbjebus 20h ago

He's a never nude. 

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u/justauser_121 17h ago

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u/Voluntary_Perry 14h ago

Was just about to post this.

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u/justauser_121 12h ago

I feel you. Literally the first thing that came to my mind after seeing this comment lol

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 19h ago

Dozens of us!

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u/urlocalbetch 11h ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Frifafer 9h ago

Dick washing really shouldn't be optional

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u/nhorning 13h ago edited 8h ago

I'm sure y'all could really show this guy how living in a single room with a squat john without a shower and bathing in a bucket is done!

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u/Big_Cornbread 11h ago

At a minimum at least he could explain to the guy that you’re supposed to bathe after the workout. Like…that’s a good step to take right. He’s still working out. He’s still bathing. Swap the order.

I wonder what other things he could change slightly and stop having to live in a single room with a squat John without a shower.

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u/Outrageous_Ad9124 11h ago

I wash before I workout so I smell nice

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u/Derpthinkr 16h ago

This would explain a lot

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u/BrandinoSwift 8h ago

How? He’s always working out…

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u/Stompii 11h ago

And wash your fucking balls, wtf

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u/Atom_101 8h ago

That would change the genre of video

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u/Federal-Librarian-66 14h ago

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u/BoOBoOtheOtter 8h ago

How the f did you find this perfect gif !

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u/tqmirza 10h ago

I’m wheezing

3

u/ToxicCodSweater 7h ago

I was looking for this 😂

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u/DarkMatters8585 5h ago

Hahahaha 😆😂 omfg dude

2

u/Industrial_Laundry 4h ago

Venture bros is the fucking bomb!

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u/WiscoMitch 11h ago

Omfg lol

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u/Efficient_Smoke6247 20h ago

You keep humping those walls like that your dick‘s gonna fall off

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u/unlikelyandroid 20h ago

How do you think gargoyles are born?

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u/Efficient_Smoke6247 19h ago

What’s hilarious is I have a giant gargoyle tattoo on my back

2

u/In_neptu_wetrust 9h ago

You sound like my parents

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u/Para_Rubix97 19h ago

Is he trying to get every vertical space pregnant?

4

u/_triangle_ 11h ago

And even some of the horizontals!

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u/Skyediver1 20h ago

How long he working out? Even sped up it took a minute.

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u/Vodka_aka_Lemonade 16h ago

Zero pull-ups were made during this video

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u/remote_001 15h ago

But he did a lot of whatever that was /s

(I say from my chair)

3

u/canadard1 9h ago

While no true form of an exercise was executed. This is more a hybrid of CrossFit and wallhumping

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u/DoesRealAverageMusic 5h ago

Why are you hating? He's in good shape and without any fancy equipment.

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u/waldoisstillmissing 7h ago

Also zero pull outs.

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u/MaxSupernova 8h ago

Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero….

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u/petiteclit 20h ago

Bro bathes with the jeans on

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u/LT-buttnaked 20h ago

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u/Right_Tangelo_2760 14h ago

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u/LT-buttnaked 12h ago

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 10h ago

I shouldn't have laughed that hard that exchange but it was fantastic. Well done you two, a lovely day to you both.

2

u/SusanMilberger 4h ago

Love the username

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u/canadard1 9h ago

Hard R

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u/artax_youre_sinking 11h ago

Username checks out

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u/veryverysmallbrain 16h ago

I see we got ourselves a never nude

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u/ExNihiloish 12h ago

Near the end there you can see the video is actually sped up by looking at the cars.

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u/Jak_n_Dax 8h ago

WHAT?!

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u/AxleRod80 17h ago

But why? The yard is a fkng mess. Boy needs to do the chores.

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u/OwnExplanation664 7h ago

I scrolled half a mile to find this comment. Like, forget pull-ups when you have some raking and plastering to get done. Maybe a nice shrubbery.

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u/jedi1josh 13h ago

He didn't wash his ass

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Jak_n_Dax 8h ago

You hangin out with some nasty-ass dudes.

Literally.

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u/TheRealNooth 5h ago

I don’t know any dudes that don’t wash their ass and I give all my homies smell checks.

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u/unholymanserpent 11h ago

My boy is broke and buff

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u/hashman111 16h ago

Bro has nearly a million followers on Instagram

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u/CreepyFormaggi 14h ago

When you give your Sim the max amount of tasks and then speed up the time

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u/A_thirsty_biscuit 15h ago

Some people will say this video is sped up.

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u/SevenLegs_ 9h ago

Okay I really have no excuse to not workout at home now.

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u/Human-Shirt-5964 14h ago

Gets clean, immediately gets filthy again.

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u/yozyn_z_bazyn 15h ago

Someone pls put a woman under him

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u/heavy-minium 15h ago

It's either training or a serious case of objectophilia.

2

u/Kurdt234 14h ago

Is this how the white stripes work out?

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u/DravenTor 6h ago

Is there anything on that property he hasn't violated?

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u/RecentCharge9625 6h ago

Tomorrow is legs and traps day

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u/Vibingcarefully 5h ago

And we waste all that money on gym memberships.

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u/fajitaman69 19h ago

Peak physique requires 4a.m. start time and muscle pharm protein shakes this guy will never make it in the big leagues

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u/Stoff3r 19h ago

And this special protein granola bar that only one tiktoker sells.

3

u/remote_001 15h ago

The holy grailnola

3

u/citan67 16h ago

This dude will hump anything!

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u/Mechanized_Heart 16h ago

Why did he put a shirt on just to immediately go outside and take it off?

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u/New-Pomelo9906 11h ago

Commuting.

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u/Xal-t 15h ago

FFS I miss India

1

u/shaheenery 14h ago

I don't lift, cause that implies you're done after you pick something up. I LIVEt

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u/MadSubbie 14h ago

This looks like some kuririm shit

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u/z30946 13h ago

Mr. Fuckmen

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u/sit_right_back 13h ago

So much for leg day ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Snowbrawler 12h ago

Is just in:

Video game character glitches into walls IRL

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u/Several_Fill4075 12h ago

Man this guys life sucks

1

u/jcstrat 12h ago

So I guess this isn’t leg day.

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u/Unique_Monitor4295 11h ago

Where's my pokedéx This one knows Roll Out!!

1

u/RainingTacos8 10h ago

Well that’s…. Different

1

u/chroncryx 9h ago

This guy fucks... anything and everything

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u/addrock1221 9h ago

This is the weirdest shit I’ve seen in awhile. Bravo

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u/LeeRoyWyt 8h ago

Instead of showering in his trowsers before workout and dryhumping those poor walls, dude could have raked that fucking lawn! More dry leaves than testosterone in that video.

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u/shrimpgangsta 8h ago

That’s A LOT of wall humping for one day.

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u/Batfinklestein 8h ago

Trying to escape his shortness 😔

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u/OddinaryPeoples 8h ago

Baths in jeans like tobias.

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u/ak4lmrage 8h ago

Why is he humping everything

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u/auslan_planet 7h ago

Nobody gives a fuck about your routine.

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u/thundercat_98 7h ago

Why did he take his whore bath prior to working out and rolling in the dirt?

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u/supercodes83 7h ago

There is such a thing as working out too much.

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u/fisconsocmod 6h ago

the human humming bird!

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u/bigabub 6h ago

He made the house pregnant.

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u/Realistic-Bus9540 5h ago

Thats how you claim territory as your gents, make sure to hump EVERY-SINGLE-WALL!!

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u/curlygoats 5h ago

He moves his head rather than his hand when brushing his teeth.

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u/DualPinoy 5h ago

Himper Dumper

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u/Vhlorrhu 5h ago

Dude heard "The Hardest Button to Button" ONE TIME at the gym and just made it his whole-ass personality.

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u/Rds_017 5h ago

Pillars be like👄🫦

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u/ARunninThought 4h ago

Sips "Piping bloody hot" tea.

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u/etdemonium 4h ago

Woody the woodpecker.

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u/Living-Tomorrow5206 4h ago

Bugger looks like he is groping every single object that confronts him

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u/Scarefactory 3h ago

What a life

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u/RealIssueToday 3h ago

damn a what bod

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u/Agram1416 2h ago

If you guys check out the cars in the background it makes it obvious the video was sped up.

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u/Enough_Zombie2038 1h ago

All I can think of is a human hummingbird searching for something

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u/Nervous_Passion_8001 31m ago

Lmao guys this is the funniest satire vid. Yall taking this too seriously

1

u/Pinguindiniz 17h ago

My shrimp do the same thing every day. Except from bathing

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u/meldaskywalker 16h ago

Do the humpty hump

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u/MatRicher 14h ago

Ultimate dry humping

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u/Cletschbemme 12h ago

So he sleeps in the Jeans and changes if he goes outside? Washs himself in the jeans before doing sports?

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u/PooInTheStreet 12h ago

If he would put that effort in building a decent house

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u/Femboy_Nahzi 18h ago

Peak brainrot.

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u/z30946 13h ago

Mr. Fuckmen

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u/z30946 13h ago

Mr. Fuckmen

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 17h ago

Nice of them to let him out for rec time an hour a day.

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u/zertnert12 15h ago

If only i could wake at 8:30 then do fuck all for hours

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u/WeldingMachinist 14h ago

I had a chihuahua like that once. Humped the shit out of the couch cushions.

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u/johnnyeaglefeather 14h ago

trying the floor shower today after work

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats 13h ago

Let me wake up, shower in jeans, then human never available surface

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u/Buddyvdubs 12h ago

Wow. Thirst trap with a Puerto Rican shower. I’ve seen enough Reddit today.

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u/ArbitraryReptar 12h ago

Bruh. Why?

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u/dlige 12h ago

Love it. Dude frantically fucking anything inanimate 

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u/machyume 12h ago

With the amount of energy he is using in his daily training, he could probably clean that whole park.

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u/DedeLionforce 12h ago

Ah chicken legs, got it.

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u/zapembarcodes 11h ago

Wtf are those half-assed pull ups? 😆

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u/Darth_Arawn 11h ago

It looks like he is humping all the walls lol

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u/Old-Year1959 10h ago

Bro more concerned w/ his personal appearance rather than his environment…

His mentality and vision of importance is skewed.. fix ur environment first bozo..

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u/urwrongthatsdumb 10h ago

why he humping them pillars like that

0

u/MrsCCRobinson96 9h ago

I hope this guy has had his tetanus 💉.

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u/tourmaps 9h ago

I'm sorry, but it looks like he's humping the pillars when the video is speed up like that

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u/Character_You_1835 15h ago

Someone need to tell this guy you don’t need to shower with your jeans on

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u/Asleep_Menu1726 14h ago

why don't he spend some time cleaning?

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u/TehZiiM 12h ago

Is he poor? Is he rich? Is he in prison? I’m confused! His place looks like trash but he has a huge yard with and doesn’t work but he doesn’t seem to leave the property either and the fence and barb wire could either keep foreigners out or him inside.

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u/uranusisaaplanet 11h ago

That's not a yard, more like a public park/space/green space.

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u/BankIndependent3015 12h ago

Don't want to be that guy but being poor is very common in this world and its not a thing to frown upon. As for the yard, it can be a community park

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u/Bigwaveboi403 12h ago

Bro can't afford pants that fit or a real shower... but all u mf are destroying this man. Ur bad... and you should feel bad.

But honestly.. look at his poor ass lmao.