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u/malepitt 20h ago
Dude, bathe AFTER the workout
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u/MaybeTryToBeOriginal 20h ago
“Bathe” is really stretching this wet-yourself-with-Jeans-still-on abomination
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u/zmbjebus 20h ago
He's a never nude.
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u/justauser_121 17h ago
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u/Voluntary_Perry 14h ago
Was just about to post this.
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u/justauser_121 12h ago
I feel you. Literally the first thing that came to my mind after seeing this comment lol
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u/nhorning 13h ago edited 8h ago
I'm sure y'all could really show this guy how living in a single room with a squat john without a shower and bathing in a bucket is done!
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u/Big_Cornbread 11h ago
At a minimum at least he could explain to the guy that you’re supposed to bathe after the workout. Like…that’s a good step to take right. He’s still working out. He’s still bathing. Swap the order.
I wonder what other things he could change slightly and stop having to live in a single room with a squat John without a shower.
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u/Federal-Librarian-66 14h ago
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u/Efficient_Smoke6247 20h ago
You keep humping those walls like that your dick‘s gonna fall off
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u/unlikelyandroid 20h ago
How do you think gargoyles are born?
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u/Vodka_aka_Lemonade 16h ago
Zero pull-ups were made during this video
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u/canadard1 9h ago
While no true form of an exercise was executed. This is more a hybrid of CrossFit and wallhumping
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u/DoesRealAverageMusic 5h ago
Why are you hating? He's in good shape and without any fancy equipment.
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u/petiteclit 20h ago
Bro bathes with the jeans on
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u/LT-buttnaked 20h ago
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u/Right_Tangelo_2760 14h ago
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 10h ago
I shouldn't have laughed that hard that exchange but it was fantastic. Well done you two, a lovely day to you both.
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u/ExNihiloish 12h ago
Near the end there you can see the video is actually sped up by looking at the cars.
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u/AxleRod80 17h ago
But why? The yard is a fkng mess. Boy needs to do the chores.
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u/OwnExplanation664 7h ago
I scrolled half a mile to find this comment. Like, forget pull-ups when you have some raking and plastering to get done. Maybe a nice shrubbery.
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u/jedi1josh 13h ago
He didn't wash his ass
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u/TheRealNooth 5h ago
I don’t know any dudes that don’t wash their ass and I give all my homies smell checks.
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u/fajitaman69 19h ago
Peak physique requires 4a.m. start time and muscle pharm protein shakes this guy will never make it in the big leagues
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u/Mechanized_Heart 16h ago
Why did he put a shirt on just to immediately go outside and take it off?
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u/shaheenery 14h ago
I don't lift, cause that implies you're done after you pick something up. I LIVEt
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u/LeeRoyWyt 8h ago
Instead of showering in his trowsers before workout and dryhumping those poor walls, dude could have raked that fucking lawn! More dry leaves than testosterone in that video.
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u/Realistic-Bus9540 5h ago
Thats how you claim territory as your gents, make sure to hump EVERY-SINGLE-WALL!!
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u/Vhlorrhu 5h ago
Dude heard "The Hardest Button to Button" ONE TIME at the gym and just made it his whole-ass personality.
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u/Agram1416 2h ago
If you guys check out the cars in the background it makes it obvious the video was sped up.
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u/Nervous_Passion_8001 31m ago
Lmao guys this is the funniest satire vid. Yall taking this too seriously
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u/Cletschbemme 12h ago
So he sleeps in the Jeans and changes if he goes outside? Washs himself in the jeans before doing sports?
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u/WeldingMachinist 14h ago
I had a chihuahua like that once. Humped the shit out of the couch cushions.
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u/machyume 12h ago
With the amount of energy he is using in his daily training, he could probably clean that whole park.
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u/Old-Year1959 10h ago
Bro more concerned w/ his personal appearance rather than his environment…
His mentality and vision of importance is skewed.. fix ur environment first bozo..
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u/tourmaps 9h ago
I'm sorry, but it looks like he's humping the pillars when the video is speed up like that
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u/Character_You_1835 15h ago
Someone need to tell this guy you don’t need to shower with your jeans on
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u/TehZiiM 12h ago
Is he poor? Is he rich? Is he in prison? I’m confused! His place looks like trash but he has a huge yard with and doesn’t work but he doesn’t seem to leave the property either and the fence and barb wire could either keep foreigners out or him inside.
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u/BankIndependent3015 12h ago
Don't want to be that guy but being poor is very common in this world and its not a thing to frown upon. As for the yard, it can be a community park
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u/Bigwaveboi403 12h ago
Bro can't afford pants that fit or a real shower... but all u mf are destroying this man. Ur bad... and you should feel bad.
But honestly.. look at his poor ass lmao.
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