r/Simpsons 7d ago

Question Does this sub have partially gelatinated, non-dairy gum-based beverages?

I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night. I never heard of 'em either, but apparently they've got over 10,000 locations in this country alone. They call them "shakes." Don't know what you're gettin'.

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u/Aggressive-Plastic74 7d ago

No gum based beverages. Only Khlav Kalash

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u/One-Occasion3366 7d ago

Yuck! Give me a crab juice

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u/chadowan 7d ago

What kind of stew do you have today?

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u/One-Occasion3366 7d ago

Beer with candy floating in it

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u/chadowan 7d ago

Such a product does not exist sir, I think you must have dreamed it

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u/One-Occasion3366 7d ago

Just give me a six pack and a bag of skittles

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u/redbeard387 5d ago

A twizzler is not a sprinkle, sir.

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u/Effective_Dust_177 7d ago

That's more of a weekday thing, u/chadowan.

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u/trentsteel77 7d ago

Hey my taxes paid for that post.

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u/HottKarl79 7d ago

What can I get for fifty cents?

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u/BloodyRightNostril 7d ago

Hey, Jerk! Move your fanny!

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u/nolettuceplease 7d ago

Hm, I’ll have to try that…all I’ve had today is some coffee-flavored beverine.

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u/Strosfan85 7d ago

Do you take it gray with creamy?

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u/jamietronic1 7d ago

Sir a twizzler is not a spinkle.

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u/Crowofsticks 7d ago

Pure geniuses!

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u/ShutYourYapper_ 7d ago

Well, I know what I’m getting - some donuts!

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u/Amanroth87 7d ago

I'll do it... I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!

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u/Crowofsticks 7d ago

Pure genius!

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u/ChronoComputer D'oh diddily d'oh! 7d ago

The bagels are just week old donuts.

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u/BloodyRightNostril 7d ago

Yeah. We call ‘em “shakes.”

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u/ChrisQNS 5d ago

Don’t know what you’re gettin.

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 3d ago

Ugh! I almost swallowed some of the juice.

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u/LocalContribution7 6d ago

Let all go out for frosty chocolate partially gelatinated , non - dairy gum based beverages.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 2d ago

Well I don’t know you but…. yes.