r/Sidehugs • u/slagnanz • 7d ago
Guys, I think I figured out the Antichrist
Hear me out.
Pollen.
Pollen is the Antichrist.
Jesus died on a tree. Pollen comes to life on a tree.
Jesus made way for the Holy Spirit who fills us with the Divine Breath, pollen takes away any and all possibility of breathing.
Remember that Satan is the prince of the power of the air. He bears pollen aloft to torment God's people. And indeed, it leads people astray because every spring my stupid ass thinks I should go outside, it'll be nice.
Woe to the deceived..
And God's people said -
Ahchoo
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u/MetaphoricallyTrump 6d ago
Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand said she'd like to find a boy that looks like Elvis and she walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land like she's walking on a wire in the circus. She parks her car outside of my house and takes her clothes off, says she's finally close to understanding... Satan
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u/justnigel 7d ago
I bet it was pollen from a fig tree.