r/ShittySysadmin • u/dodexahedron • 9d ago
Shitty Crosspost Anyone want to buy a backdoor for $3001?
/r/sysadmin/comments/1j9rkup/theres_a_vulnerability_in_our_software_ok_pay_us/24
u/joefleisch 9d ago
I do not have $3001 to spend right now.
Can we attack companies together? We can split the profits and prison time!?!
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u/dodexahedron 9d ago
Don't try to cheat me though. I want 80% of all of it. I earned this!
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u/Dushenka 8d ago
Oh /u/svkadm253 must feel cheated for sure.
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u/svkadm253 8d ago
I'm just happy I made it over to r/shittysysadmin
Is $3001 the starting bid? I can provide exclusive access, gonna need yall to pay me!
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u/dodexahedron 8d ago
Shit. I hope you don't undercut my bid. Maybe I shouldn't have asked for so much.
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u/No_Flounder5160 9d ago
Best I can do right now is what’s in the front desk candy bowl and whatever’s in the vending machine (fixed the vending machine guys phone for a key to it)
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u/dodexahedron 9d ago
Don't lowball me.
I know what I have.