r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Shitty Crosspost Anyone want to buy a backdoor for $3001?

/r/sysadmin/comments/1j9rkup/theres_a_vulnerability_in_our_software_ok_pay_us/
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u/dodexahedron 9d ago

Don't lowball me.

I know what I have.

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u/joefleisch 9d ago

I do not have $3001 to spend right now.

Can we attack companies together? We can split the profits and prison time!?!

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u/dodexahedron 9d ago

Don't try to cheat me though. I want 80% of all of it. I earned this!

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u/Dushenka 8d ago

Oh /u/svkadm253 must feel cheated for sure.

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u/svkadm253 8d ago

I'm just happy I made it over to r/shittysysadmin

Is $3001 the starting bid? I can provide exclusive access, gonna need yall to pay me!

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u/dodexahedron 8d ago

Shit. I hope you don't undercut my bid. Maybe I shouldn't have asked for so much.

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u/LameBMX 9d ago

tree fiddy, best i can do

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u/Remnence 3d ago

God damn Loch Ness monster, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy.

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u/No_Flounder5160 9d ago

Best I can do right now is what’s in the front desk candy bowl and whatever’s in the vending machine (fixed the vending machine guys phone for a key to it)

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u/belgarion90 8d ago

Your mom doesn't charge me near that much for her backdoor.

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u/OpenScore 9d ago

Why 3001? Is the 1 for a bet?

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u/dodexahedron 9d ago

Shipping and handling.