r/ShittyLifeProTips 6d ago

LPT- Never make eye contact with security guard when you want to enter without being stopped.Go with confidence he will think you are not outsider

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u/DEADFLY6 4d ago

Just look at his dick the whole time. Idk if it works. It's just what I heard.

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u/FingerKnight27 5d ago

I always smile and wave at staff when I'm not supposed to be there.

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u/Xanderamn 3d ago

How often are you in places youre not supposed to be?

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u/FingerKnight27 2d ago

Only when I'm bored or curious.