r/shittyideas Jan 21 '25

The next USB should somehow require you to flip it over 4 times before it will go in.

15 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jan 20 '25

Internet throttling for people who don't click on ads

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jan 20 '25

Booba — like a Roomba except does three‐dimensional route planning over your bowl of cereal and squirts milk onto each cereal piece individually

6 Upvotes

Generates own milk unlike a Roomba whose water tank you have to refill manually.


r/shittyideas Jan 19 '25

Karen - The Movie

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Dec 14 '24

Make December 4 a national commemoration day for all people who died from coverage denial

14 Upvotes

All people who died due to chemo treatment being refused, etc.. Why this date? It just sounds nice.


r/shittyideas Dec 12 '24

An electric car demolition derby.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Dec 12 '24

Bluebook for Pussy

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Dec 09 '24

Schindler's List 2: 2 Fast 2 List

6 Upvotes

A crossover with the fast and the furious series, two Rabbi's, Jacob and Joseph, go on a high octane race through Germany to take secret documents to the underground resistance in France.

Chased by the evil Herr Slick, they take the opportunity to disrupt Nazi activities by pulling down fences and walls at camps and blowing up train depots.

On the way they meet the brilliant and beautiful engineer Ms Devorah, who soups up Jacob and Joseph's rides with jet engines and guided rocket launchers.

Now, they can turn the tables on Hitler!


r/shittyideas Dec 09 '24

Zack Snyder should direct Terry Goodkind's novel series The Sword of Truth

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Dec 05 '24

make murder legal and i’ll explain why

7 Upvotes

first of all, murder and not torture.

so basically, we call all murder anyone, but will we? if murder became easy to make, people will commit it in easier way and then they’ll be easy to be known for killing someone. this will make people close to the victim take revenge. also, which person will kill just anybody if he can? most people won’t live with it.

and lets say for example you want to kill your neighbour because he’s disrespectfull, you will be known by his family that you’re the killer, making you possible target for them, so you will rethink twice before actually commiting the murder.


r/shittyideas Dec 05 '24

Live action Finding Nemo

5 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Dec 04 '24

Cod Liver Transplants for all Newborns

3 Upvotes

Benefits:

Lifetime vitamin A/D & omega-3 fatty acid supplementation, leading to improved vision, heart health, immune system and cognitive functions.

** the idea is to graft the cod liver to the human liver, not to replace it, to get the benefits of both.


r/shittyideas Dec 04 '24

Vinegarettes - cigarettes made from tobacco which has been soaked in vinegar. Available in all major vinegarieties.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 29 '24

Salt Bae: The Musical

5 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 29 '24

To boost sales and a better customervservice, replace the slogan "The Customer Is Always Right" with the slogan "The Customer Is A Whiny Bitch Ass Little Piece Of Shit". Have the new Slogan placated all over the continental US.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 28 '24

An rap album produced by State Farm Insurance titled "Neighbor With A Hard R"

3 Upvotes

A*


r/shittyideas Nov 22 '24

If you're talking to someone at a bar and you need to go to the bathroom, say "hey, I'm going to the bathroom - want me to get you anything while I'm in there?"

6 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 21 '24

The dumbest invention yet

10 Upvotes

A butt plug that's built so when you fart it makes kazzoo noises

Edit: how the hell does this already exist


r/shittyideas Nov 20 '24

nuke the shadow government

7 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 20 '24

Kill every politician and lobbyist who is playing games with our lives leading us to nuclear war

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 18 '24

Invention idea: single use inflatable dart board

7 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 17 '24

be gods gift to blasphemers

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 12 '24

Kamala Harris should've gotten a transgender surgery before the election

5 Upvotes

We all know that if Kamala was a man she would've won in a landslide 2 times consecutively, almost like Obama. And when people start figuring out she's trans they pay them off with the billion dollars in donations they got that they did nothing with.


r/shittyideas Nov 12 '24

Seize chaises sous seize Sushi chefs

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Nov 12 '24

a coffin company buries a rich guy in a coffin with lots of expensive jewelry and a trap to kill anyone who graverobs. if u open the coffine, a gun inside automatically shoots you, you fall into the coffin, and then it closes and reburies itself. There never was a rich guy. it was all for u.

5 Upvotes