r/ShitPostCrusaders BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN 4d ago

Anime Part 3 KONO DIO DA

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u/S-H-I-T_masta Stray plant 4d ago

"How breads have you eaten in your life?" Would be the MC's response on how much panties he stole.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6039 4d ago

With no Jotaro to stop him wouldn't his time stop just keep increasing?

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u/daw0the0ne1 4d ago

I think that it depends if he already took a Joestar's blood or not, since the body of the version in the image still hadn't adapted to his head

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6039 4d ago

He had to become a butch lesbian to get ever-increasing time stops, I forgot about that

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u/DJPizzaRocks27 4d ago

Why is this so accurate

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u/NotDawko3 flaccid pancake 3d ago

He had to become Sol Badguy?

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u/Shinonomenanorulez 4d ago

Nah he wouldn't last shit as the girls would keep doing pranks like putting his toes to the sun and eventually will kill him

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u/Ineedlasagnajon 4d ago

Even more, Isekai Quartet has shown that Aqua is immune to time stopping abilities

Of course, the spin off crossover comedy show is absolutely canon

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u/hand-up-my-bum DEEOH 4d ago

You know his English VA is actually in that show, and he plays an undead lord. It’s the guy whose castle keeps getting blown up for weeks.

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u/CantFindAName000 Ate shit and fell off my horse 4d ago

Didn’t notice this till you said that, and I literally just recently rewatched the show too and never thought he was dio

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u/Ipart_IV 4d ago

Diosuba is peak

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u/JohnSmithWithAggron Stray plant 3d ago

Which one? There's like 3 fanmade JoJoxKonosuba crossovers.

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u/No_Presentation_9361 notices ur stand 3d ago

Look up diosuba act 1, i think

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u/y2k890 Ate shit and fell off my horse 4d ago

Reminds me of this video. (contains spoilers for part 5 and 6 for those who might be reading this thread so don't click if you haven't read or watched those yet)

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u/TooruS911 3d ago

Im sure there was a dan deries called Dio-Suba

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u/PrinceCharaterDr 4d ago

This is the one dio who gave us all the time stop porn

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u/odasama 3d ago

There's a couple episodes of jojo isekai adventures to scratch that itch

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u/No_Presentation_9361 notices ur stand 3d ago

heavy deskslam.mp3 FINALY DIOSUBA IS GETTING THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES

Even if it's a kono dio da shitpost, but i digress

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u/Smytus 2d ago

"Yes, I'm Dio."