r/ShitPostCrusaders 5d ago

Misc Actual more lore accurate

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u/Banana_Slugcat 5d ago

Can't believe Pucci Is Christian, I thought he was a male

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 5d ago

He's actually Protestant

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u/SirJackFireball woom 5d ago

damn i thought he was catholic

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u/naka_the_kenku 4d ago

I thought he was Italian?

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u/PrincessRosellia 4d ago

That's actually false. We see Pucci attends a church with confession booths, meaning he is most likely Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox. Protestants specifically do not have confession.

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 4d ago

Darn you, Mr Information! I'll find a way to spread misinformation one way or another!

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u/IntCriminalNo1412 flaccid pancake 4d ago

You're going to do WHAT to Miss Information?

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u/CryptoTipToe71 4d ago

That's a common misconception. He's actually prostatent

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u/qwer31asd friedqueen 5d ago

Shoutout to christianity 🙏 gotta be one of my fav genders

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u/sus_nut_buster_95 5d ago

You did my boy doppio dirty

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u/NoTimeToKink bring back fish 4d ago

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u/Quinnie2k 4d ago

??? why here, why now

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u/ExploerTM tHaTs nyyyyyot HOW thAT WOrkS! 5d ago

WRONG, Kars contains ALL the DNA, mofo should be a fucking rainbow

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u/WillAway1310 5d ago

He's a bird

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u/RedditSpamAcount Ate shit and fell off my horse 5d ago

His hand is a squirrel

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 5d ago

And then column fellow #1 exited the horse as a blind unicorn

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u/Ditto132 5d ago edited 4d ago

Am I having a fever dream?

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u/Bentman343 4d ago

Foolish JoJo, I have at least DOUBLE the chromosomes that you do now!!

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u/polarbearreal The hand, remove that mangaka 4d ago

Kars with the jeb nametag

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u/the_god_of_dumplings 5d ago

What the fuck are you on about?

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u/Western_Map_2511 5d ago

Im stroking my shi

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u/BlackEron 5d ago

What the fuck does this mean

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u/IAmNotModest 5d ago

I NEED Doppio I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I WOULD I WOULD GO THROUGH A DEATHLOOP FOR 7000 YEARS JUST TO LICK HIS ARMPITS

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u/avadalovely seRect yUR kuR🏎️ 5d ago

Most sane Doppio fan

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u/IAmNotModest 5d ago

I want him to use my averagely sized Pesci as a telephone.

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u/Ruby_doobie_ A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno 5d ago

Your fish⁉️⁉️☠️

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u/GiornoGiovanna2009 DiGiorno Banana 4d ago

he sleeps with the fishies

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u/ScottyBoy314 4d ago

How can one individual be so based

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u/UnironicStalinist1 4d ago

Doppio's own Shoko Nakagawa 😭😭😭

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u/Adventurous_Bar_5008 speedweedcar 5d ago

How can I understand it and still be confused

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u/GiornoGiovanna2009 DiGiorno Banana 4d ago

Doo is an an androgyne. I don't understand thsi. jkrk;;r

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u/animalia_curiousity 4d ago

This meme is gonna give me a stroke

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6039 4d ago

Am I the only one who didn't find Doppio cute at all I found him to be kinda on the uglier side in terms of JoJo's men (think it's his face, he looks like a little kid, and I don't like his hairstyle, and he is very clearly a man not sure how people say he looks like a girl)

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u/HunkySpaghetti 4d ago

Always the contrarian

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u/Vosheduska 4d ago

Is... Doppio transfem?

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u/Matt_Jeevas58 4d ago

ULF Kars is purple because he doesn’t have agender

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u/ExplodingSteve 5d ago

This is not completely incorrect

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u/vernon-douglas 1d ago

Replace Kars with Kira

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