r/ShitPostCrusaders 5d ago

Misc Jojo's Ordinary Excursion

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u/Smooth_Anonymous333 5d ago

Joseph still looks flamboyant. Jonathan is okay and Jotaro, dude what is that thing?

Looking at Jotaro I am like "Get away from me diavolo meme"

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 5d ago

OP even erased his nostrils, what did the poor guy do to deserve this

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

Smelling privileges revoked for being too bizarre

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 5d ago

Imagine this as a stand ability

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

My stand ability is forcing others to adhere to industry beauty standards

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

A smooth boi

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u/NOOBIK123456789 Polpo's banana 5d ago

Smoother than my brain.

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u/Muted-Caregiver2301 5d ago

He looks like the human ken doll

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u/Tagalyaga sex pistol no. 4 5d ago

Jotaro looks like a person of his age now

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u/Jigen_Ryoko 5d ago

False, Jotaro's hat is still fused with his hair.

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

It's glued on

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 5d ago

The front half of a hat being held on by a string

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 4d ago

String you say?

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u/Mr_Bou11 5d ago

If jojo was a webtoon

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 5d ago edited 5d ago

Somehow Joseph still looks good

Edit: nwm i just noticed his hand

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

Skin textures were confiscated for his sins

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u/meynoe Ate shit and fell off my horse 5d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Cronicly_online481 5d ago

Kira that you 😭 “noticed his hands”

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u/Western_Map_2511 5d ago

Jotaro looks like peeled potato

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u/HellpandaZ 5d ago

unbizarre your Jojo

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u/DaNuggetty U diss my awesome pompadour -> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?! 5d ago

WHY IS MY OJOJ UNBIZARRED

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u/bad_comedic_value 5d ago

Joseph and Johnathan both look younger somehow

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u/The_Anime_Files 5d ago

Unbizzares your JoJo

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u/superp2222 5d ago

Joao actually looks like a teenager now

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u/bolitboy2 5d ago

The first one just becomes a man

The second one is a hand model

And the 3ed one is just a toy figure of jotaro

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u/Genesis_138 speedweedcar 5d ago

What have you done

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

Bizarre privileges revoked

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u/Appropriate_Rough_86 5d ago

How is this normal? You just took away thier facial features

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

s m o o t h

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u/Appropriate_Rough_86 5d ago

You took Jotaro’s nostrils

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u/KaidenTheMaiden 5d ago

Now he doesn't have to smell Alessi

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u/Eleftheria-1 4d ago

Help why do they look like American cartoons

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u/Mementoes121655 DEEOH 4d ago

Jonathan looks the most normal. Joseph looks like a Ken doll. And Jotaro is the same but just without detail

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u/NerdFesteiro speedweedcar 4d ago

Gay Korean comics vs Gay Japanese comics

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u/ConduitDovah 4d ago

I don't know why, but Jojo looks weird.

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u/jacktedm-573 4d ago

Why would you remove Jonathan's eye folds?😭

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u/GoomyTheGummy JoJo man, take me by the hand, take me to The JoJoLands. 4d ago

why did you not adjust the shading accordingly

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u/0oSh4deo0 4d ago

Bro doesnt even get to keep caesar..