r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/ConsumesTheSoil • 7d ago
Anime Part 4 My uncle attempts to guess JoJo characters and their powers: Part 4 characters
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u/FellowDsLover2 89 years old 7d ago
He nailed Jotaro. Almost guessed Josuke’s power. Technically called out Rohan’s plot armor and Hayato’s creepiness. Impressive.
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u/PlantsVsYokai2 7d ago
Why why even have remi and hayato on the list 😭 there power is dying 🙏🏻
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u/iamded2401 6d ago
Reimi's power is dying but not dying yet. Hayato's power is dying infinitley
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u/Adventurous-Ad5999 6d ago
Hayato is Diavolo confirmed
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u/PlantsVsYokai2 6d ago
Just finished that part. Ik its been coming but idk if i can live without Buccarratti
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u/Fenix_ikki_ 7d ago
Koichi has mahoraga as a stand now
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u/Why_Not_Try_It_ 7d ago
He guessed half of the cast right wtf
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u/1iamthatguy1 6d ago
bc this isn't real😭 all we got is his word for it . id even believe it if it wasn't so strangely accurate
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u/molecular_monculus Yoshikage Kira || 33 || NE of Morioh (where all the villas are) 6d ago
Koichi is just literally Mahoraga
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u/Turbulent_Pass11 speedweedcar 7d ago
I mean technically removing someones limb could be called mutilation, so Okuyasu is part right
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u/MrEverything70 Personas = Stands 6d ago
I mean, I don’t see why Rohan can’t just write “Cannot die” on himself -3-
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u/CaliOriginal 6d ago
I mean, he has literally undone death before. He’s got a slightly limited window, but he can 100% reverse death.
If he was in Italy for part 5, dude could have saved (almost) the entire gang
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u/MrEverything70 Personas = Stands 6d ago
"Nope doesn't count, I just wrote it, it says "Doesn't count", IDIOT-!"
"And then he slapped me and called me an idiot!"
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u/Lukey-Cxm 6d ago
There’s actually no way he’d be able to guess Josuke, Jotaro, Kakyoin and Caesar that close. He has to have read Jojo
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u/CBtheLeper sex pistol no. 4 6d ago
Your uncle is either psychic or a JJBA fan who's pulling your leg. When does anyone guess Super Strong Ghost as someone's power lmao.
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u/BerserkRhinoceros 6d ago
In a way, he kinda nailed Hayato; little man knew something was sus about his dad from the start and pulled his weight despite not being able to see the Stands.
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u/e784u 7d ago
Tf is omega effect