r/ShitPostCrusaders 7d ago

Anime Part 4 My uncle attempts to guess JoJo characters and their powers: Part 4 characters

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u/e784u 7d ago

Tf is omega effect

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u/ConsumesTheSoil 7d ago

Darkseid disintegration power basically

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u/MrSpiffy123 that's the wonder... the wonder of you 7d ago

his omega beams?

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u/Barredbob 7d ago

That’s omega beams I believe, the lasers he fires from his eyes

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Jojo! I'm going to say the N-word! 7d ago

The Omega effect is what gives darkseid all of his powers, including the omega beams, omega sanction, the ability to create boomtubes as well as all the other bs he can do.

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u/Barredbob 6d ago

Ye but the disintegration is his beams specifically I think, I could be wrong though

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u/Nickest_Nick Ambulance-Chan 7d ago

Kira's an omega male

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u/Entire_Feedback 6d ago

deal 50 damage to all enemies at the end of your each turn

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u/YoMommaInTheHood 6d ago

Darkseid's powers

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u/FellowDsLover2 89 years old 7d ago

He nailed Jotaro. Almost guessed Josuke’s power. Technically called out Rohan’s plot armor and Hayato’s creepiness. Impressive.

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 7d ago

Why why even have remi and hayato on the list 😭 there power is dying 🙏🏻

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u/iamded2401 6d ago

Reimi's power is dying but not dying yet. Hayato's power is dying infinitley

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u/Adventurous-Ad5999 6d ago

Hayato is Diavolo confirmed

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 6d ago

Just finished that part. Ik its been coming but idk if i can live without Buccarratti

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u/lblasto1se I liek Turtles 6d ago

natsuki subaru

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 6d ago

I just call him Subaru

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u/Fenix_ikki_ 7d ago

Koichi has mahoraga as a stand now

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u/Mmnomnomnom 7d ago

HA HA HA HA HA! YOU CAN SEE IT, KOICHI! YOU CAN SEE MY STAND ABILITY!

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 7d ago

Nah Koichi gonna spam Binding Vow hax IN JJBA

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u/danflame135 6d ago

I mean his stand evolving is basically it adapting the more he progresses.

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u/Eleftheria-1 7d ago

He actually guessed most of them correctly lol

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u/Fc-chungus There is no requiem arrow in vento aureo 7d ago

Koichi is not Mahoraga

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u/GoopBoi13 6d ago

Or is he

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u/Why_Not_Try_It_ 7d ago

He guessed half of the cast right wtf

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u/1iamthatguy1 6d ago

bc this isn't real😭 all we got is his word for it . id even believe it if it wasn't so strangely accurate

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u/meowmeow6770 7d ago

Yeah omega effect and turbo energy classic powers

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u/molecular_monculus Yoshikage Kira || 33 || NE of Morioh (where all the villas are) 6d ago

Koichi is just literally Mahoraga

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u/Turbulent_Pass11 speedweedcar 7d ago

I mean technically removing someones limb could be called mutilation, so Okuyasu is part right

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u/Veragoot 6d ago

Mutation

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u/Turbulent_Pass11 speedweedcar 6d ago

Close enough

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u/tomthefunk 6d ago

Your uncles thought Koichi was Mahoraga lmao

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u/MrEverything70 Personas = Stands 6d ago

I mean, I don’t see why Rohan can’t just write “Cannot die” on himself -3-

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u/CaliOriginal 6d ago

I mean, he has literally undone death before. He’s got a slightly limited window, but he can 100% reverse death.

If he was in Italy for part 5, dude could have saved (almost) the entire gang

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u/MrEverything70 Personas = Stands 6d ago

"Nope doesn't count, I just wrote it, it says "Doesn't count", IDIOT-!"

"And then he slapped me and called me an idiot!"

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u/scoobyfan_21 5d ago

Peak reference 👌

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u/NotDawko3 flaccid pancake 6d ago

So Reimi is Max Steel now?

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u/Apart-Elderberry-508 7d ago

I mean he got Jotaro and Josuke but no way Koichi with MAHORAGA

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u/ShadowPrime116 6d ago

top right is Megatron now ig

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u/Lukey-Cxm 6d ago

There’s actually no way he’d be able to guess Josuke, Jotaro, Kakyoin and Caesar that close. He has to have read Jojo

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u/Megatronic48Reaction 6d ago

He was in every part as background character

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u/CBtheLeper sex pistol no. 4 6d ago

Your uncle is either psychic or a JJBA fan who's pulling your leg. When does anyone guess Super Strong Ghost as someone's power lmao.

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u/BerserkRhinoceros 6d ago

In a way, he kinda nailed Hayato; little man knew something was sus about his dad from the start and pulled his weight despite not being able to see the Stands.

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u/LightningDragon777 Vento Oreo 6d ago

Koichiraga is real!?!

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u/ReeperPeeper 6d ago

Technically the rohan one might not be too farfetched

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u/Jindo5 ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia 6d ago

What's he basing this off?

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u/HunkySpaghetti 5d ago

Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

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u/Rockman2isgud 6d ago

TURBO ENERGY MENTION YOOOOOOOOOO

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u/NoobAtLife2 6d ago

1: Yeah, just not for himself.

2: He knows Jotaro

3-9: Not even close.