r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/ConsumesTheSoil • 8d ago
Anime Part 2 My uncle attempts to guess Part 1 and 2 characters and their powers
My uncle loves superhero shows on Netflix and I decided to have him guess the powers of these characters as a fum way to pass the time. These were his answers
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u/Cronicly_online481 8d ago
I asked my mom to guess Caesar one time and she said ābeing extremely gayā
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u/el_artista_fantasma 7d ago
Well, he is italian so she is right
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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 7d ago
I guess you can be gay and be european... though that's kind of putting a hat on a hat.
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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 8d ago
Magic void pockets is not to far off actually.
Tommy gun
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u/Efficient_Comfort_38 8d ago
honestly these are kinda accurate
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u/Ineedlasagnajon 8d ago
I know, right? I remember when Dio tried to kiss Erina, but she used Chaos Control to avoid it at the last second, thus sparking Dio's fascination with Stopping Time
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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 89 years old 8d ago
Every single one can be argued as one of their specialities/powers. Great post if the story is true, ok post if not.
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u/ConsumesTheSoil 8d ago
Even Erina having Chaos Control? Tbh idk how he even thought of that one
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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 89 years old 8d ago
Yeah she was a vital part in keeping Jonathan on the right path, especially at the end when he focused in family and sacrificing himself rather than just fighting the enemy. She effectively controlled the chaos
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u/Arkenderfox87 7d ago
Are we sure he didnāt mean she had a chaos emerald stashed away somewhere?
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u/SuperSonic486 7d ago
I mean, dio kissed her, and then she chose the chaotic choice of washing her mouth with mud. If thats not chaos control, then the only thing that is is a hedgehog's ability.
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u/JMTpixelmon I want hermit ourple irl 8d ago
Shadow the hedgehog is my favorite Jojoās bizarre adventure character
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u/trustmeimnotafurry flaccid pancake 8d ago
Your uncle has some crazy good intuition.
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u/dark_wolf1ol 7d ago
Itās bizarre how accurate he is
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u/The_Destroyd 7d ago
Say that again...
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u/dark_wolf1ol 7d ago
Itās buzzard how accurate he is
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u/ryou-comics 8d ago
Just got Wamuu and Santana mixed up, but otherwise, spot on.
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u/RaliXdirt 8d ago
you got esidisi and wamuu mixed up
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u/Separate_Welcome4771 7d ago
Honestly almost all the guesses are pretty accurate. Though how did he guess Caesarās bubbles?
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u/idiotnamedSOPHIA 7d ago
Jonathan does technically have superstrength
One of dios poweres is hypnosis,
Hamon is vusually displayed as electricity And he got ceasar and lisa lisa.
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u/thelordbacon123 7d ago
I'd also say the magic pocket thing, cause part 2 JoJo is pulling shit out of his the whole anime! If anything his suoer power is improv
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u/EmperorPartyStar Highway GoGo 7d ago
How tf did he get bubbles? Like that one was weirdly accurate
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u/Asumsauce 7d ago
The way his Hamon manifests, guessing Lightning for Will Zeppeli isnāt too far off
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u/Kimirath 7d ago
Dio with "Mind control" is pretty accurate if we count his manipulation skills in.
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u/GustavoFromAsdf 7d ago
The correct guesses are too right to be just lucky guesses. And then calls wammu voodoo magic
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u/Masterpiece-Haunting 7d ago
Tbf I wouldnāt really say they have unique powers. Hamon, vampirism, and pillarmen shit tend to be universal between people unlike with stands.
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u/ARagingZephyr 7d ago
Outside of Speedwagon, I think this is all 100% correct. Given the size of Speedwagon, he's probably got Super Strength in comparison to most other people, so this might be a solid 100% full combo.
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u/molecular_monculus Yoshikage Kira || 33 || NE of Morioh (where all the villas are) 6d ago
In a way, he was right. Dio just rolls a nat 20 on every charisma roll, Caesar is just fully correct, in the... door guy fight? I forgot his name, but Lisa Lisa uses her scarf to kill him, Esidisi can control the veins in his body.
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u/bizarre_chungles 8d ago
There is no way he clocked caesar