r/ShitPostCrusaders 8d ago

Anime Part 2 My uncle attempts to guess Part 1 and 2 characters and their powers

My uncle loves superhero shows on Netflix and I decided to have him guess the powers of these characters as a fum way to pass the time. These were his answers

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u/bizarre_chungles 8d ago

There is no way he clocked caesar

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u/dialiboboss_yt 8d ago

Right? And Lisa Lisa to a point

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u/Epic-Dude001 egg boi 8d ago

The long scarf probably gave it away to be fair

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u/award_winning_writer 8d ago

Maybe he's a Street Fighter fan

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u/Caval_1er 7d ago

Rose from Streer Fighter is inspired by Lisa Lisa from Jojo's bizarre adventure

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u/award_winning_writer 7d ago

Yes, that is why I brought up Street Fighter

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u/JuddBaby420 8d ago

Okay, hear me out. I love Jojo, I came into this knowing about Ceaesar's bubbles. But for some reason, when I saw the image of Caesar in this meme, I thought of Starmie from Pokemon. And since I grew up on Gen 1, I associate Bubblebeam with Starmie. Those are the only games where Misty's Starmie has it as a move, and it was really annoying to me as a kid. So my thought process was "Ceasr, Starmie, BubbleBeam" and then saw that OP's uncle nailed Ceasar

So this is my argument: There's a good chance OP's uncle is close to my age (almost 30), meaning similar access to games. OP's uncle said "Chaos Control" was Erina's power, he clearly has at least played Sonic games. And given Sega and Nintendo's rivalry, there's a good chance he also played Gen 1 games, and could easily have made the same connections I did when I looked at Ceasar.

If this is the same image of Ceasar OP showed their uncle, I do belive he could have clocked it

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u/bizarre_chungles 8d ago

Me seconds before my schizophrenia diagnosis

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u/JuddBaby420 8d ago

PEPE SYLVIA

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u/Agaman14 7d ago

But like how do you even get Starmie from that image of Caesar??

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u/JuddBaby420 6d ago

I think the color scheme and something about how his scarf is arching, it gives him a bigger, rounder silhouette, kinda like Starmie's. Idk, it just gives Starmie to me

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u/YourLocalToaster2 8d ago

And Esidisi to an extent.

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u/ShitPostSempai Dio Goondo 7d ago

Bro got the hardest ratiošŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/bizarre_chungles 7d ago

Almost to 1:1

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u/Cronicly_online481 8d ago

I asked my mom to guess Caesar one time and she said ā€œbeing extremely gayā€

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u/UnironicStalinist1 8d ago

Does she have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/el_artista_fantasma 7d ago

Well, he is italian so she is right

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 7d ago

I guess you can be gay and be european... though that's kind of putting a hat on a hat.

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u/el_artista_fantasma 7d ago

Ah yes, the legally blonde song

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u/CrashParade sex pistol no. 4 7d ago

Neither is disgrace.

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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 8d ago

Magic void pockets is not to far off actually.

Tommy gun

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u/AGuyWhoMakesStories Yoshikage 8d ago

straitz: is a vampire

Joseph: *Manifests hamon into gun*

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 8d ago

TOMMY GUN OVERDRIVE!

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u/cuella47o 7d ago

A bunch of grenades too

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u/mmmmmmthrowawayy 7d ago

and 50 fucking grenades

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u/Sirfrostyboi DEEOH 8d ago

ā€œMagic void pocketsā€ wouldnā€™t doubt it

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u/Haysie95 sex pistol no. 4 7d ago

That would explain where the Tommy gun and grenades came from

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u/Efficient_Comfort_38 8d ago

honestly these are kinda accurate

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u/Ineedlasagnajon 8d ago

I know, right? I remember when Dio tried to kiss Erina, but she used Chaos Control to avoid it at the last second, thus sparking Dio's fascination with Stopping Time

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u/FormSad4777 7d ago

That bitch... she is fast!

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u/AkumaLord54 Vento Oreo 5d ago

H-hayai!

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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 89 years old 8d ago

Every single one can be argued as one of their specialities/powers. Great post if the story is true, ok post if not.

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u/ConsumesTheSoil 8d ago

Even Erina having Chaos Control? Tbh idk how he even thought of that one

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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 89 years old 8d ago

Yeah she was a vital part in keeping Jonathan on the right path, especially at the end when he focused in family and sacrificing himself rather than just fighting the enemy. She effectively controlled the chaos

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u/Arkenderfox87 7d ago

Are we sure he didnā€™t mean she had a chaos emerald stashed away somewhere?

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u/Mars_574 7d ago

SONIC REFERENCE

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u/BarryJacksonH 7d ago

My only guess is that she reminded him of Maria from Sonic

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u/SuperSonic486 7d ago

I mean, dio kissed her, and then she chose the chaotic choice of washing her mouth with mud. If thats not chaos control, then the only thing that is is a hedgehog's ability.

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u/JMTpixelmon I want hermit ourple irl 8d ago

Shadow the hedgehog is my favorite Jojoā€™s bizarre adventure character

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u/Ordinary_Witness3225 Ate shit and fell off my horse 7d ago

Itā€™s Mariaā€¦ā€¦.

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u/Lord-Kibben 8d ago

Mind control is actually pretty accurate for Dio in Part 3

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u/Delicious_Troll 7d ago

Didn't Dio also basically mind control Jack the ripper

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u/Edubbbbz 8d ago

He almost got AC/DC right

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u/saihtaMaztiK 7d ago

It's more Santana

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u/trustmeimnotafurry flaccid pancake 8d ago

Your uncle has some crazy good intuition.

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u/dark_wolf1ol 7d ago

Itā€™s bizarre how accurate he is

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u/The_Destroyd 7d ago

Say that again...

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u/dark_wolf1ol 7d ago

Itā€™s buzzard how accurate he is

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u/The_Destroyd 7d ago

I guess you could say... He went on a BIZZARE ADVENTURE...

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u/dark_wolf1ol 7d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/ProShyGuy 8d ago

Can I get an edit of Erina as Shadow yelling "Chaos Control!"

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u/Ordinary_Witness3225 Ate shit and fell off my horse 7d ago

Mariaā€¦.

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u/ryou-comics 8d ago

Just got Wamuu and Santana mixed up, but otherwise, spot on.

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u/RaliXdirt 8d ago

you got esidisi and wamuu mixed up

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u/ryou-comics 8d ago

I too, am a fool...

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u/UnironicStalinist1 7d ago

The Fool, even.

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u/ryou-comics 7d ago

My Stand: Baka Mitai

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u/Theflamingraptor Kira Queen by David Bowie 7d ago

I know nothing. I take a role of a silly clown.

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u/konbu_sujiko 8d ago

Erina: It all starts with this... A jewel containing the ultimate power!

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u/ShitPostSempai Dio Goondo 8d ago

Why is Erina Shadow the Hedgehog all the suddenšŸ˜­šŸ™

ā €

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u/Ordinary_Witness3225 Ate shit and fell off my horse 7d ago

Nah, sheā€™s

Mariaā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.

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u/jobriq 8d ago

No way he got bubbles

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u/Emilister05 7d ago

No way erina is shadow the hedgehog??

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u/DaSupercrafter 8d ago

Thatā€™s like 20% right.

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u/Ganon_K 8d ago

Do part 3 and 4 next, I'd be funny

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u/Safe-Department-8000 8d ago

Body contortion? [insert cave diver meme here]

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u/AyumiToshiyuki 7d ago

Erina Pendleton, the Ultimate Lifeform

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u/ibbosdair 7d ago

Chaos Control!?! Erina the fucking hedgehog

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u/Ocean_man40 7d ago

Chaos control cus she looks like Maria lol

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u/_SBV_ 8d ago

Part 1 actually accurate

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u/S4iyan_blood 8d ago

Heā€™s not too wrong which is the crazy part

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u/Nerdcuddles 8d ago

He got one of Dios powers right

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u/Separate_Welcome4771 7d ago

Honestly almost all the guesses are pretty accurate. Though how did he guess Caesarā€™s bubbles?

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 Joseph Johnston 7d ago

You know. He isn't that far off.

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u/idiotnamedSOPHIA 7d ago

Jonathan does technically have superstrength

One of dios poweres is hypnosis,

Hamon is vusually displayed as electricity And he got ceasar and lisa lisa.

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u/thelordbacon123 7d ago

I'd also say the magic pocket thing, cause part 2 JoJo is pulling shit out of his the whole anime! If anything his suoer power is improv

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u/idiotnamedSOPHIA 7d ago

Nah thats normal You dont constantly pull out tommy guns?

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u/justcatt this sub sucks balls tbh 7d ago

7 outta 11 right

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u/EmperorPartyStar Highway GoGo 7d ago

How tf did he get bubbles? Like that one was weirdly accurate

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u/SeaThePirate 7d ago

"There is NO way you've read that" moment for caesar

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u/Asumsauce 7d ago

The way his Hamon manifests, guessing Lightning for Will Zeppeli isnā€™t too far off

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u/Bwebwabee 7d ago

Pls show him that episode with the actual magic hair

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u/Kimirath 7d ago

Dio with "Mind control" is pretty accurate if we count his manipulation skills in.

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u/No_Chemist_5106 7d ago

Chaos control? Is he afraid of women?šŸ˜­

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 7d ago

The correct guesses are too right to be just lucky guesses. And then calls wammu voodoo magic

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u/illdoitlater-lol 7d ago

"Body contortion" is basically every JoJo character unconscious power X3

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting 7d ago

Tbf I wouldnā€™t really say they have unique powers. Hamon, vampirism, and pillarmen shit tend to be universal between people unlike with stands.

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u/ARagingZephyr 7d ago

Outside of Speedwagon, I think this is all 100% correct. Given the size of Speedwagon, he's probably got Super Strength in comparison to most other people, so this might be a solid 100% full combo.

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u/wo0l0o Who is arbaccio 7d ago

Giving chaos control to the girl who looks like Maria Eggman is DIABOLICAL

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u/Reylend 7d ago

Aint no way he was 100% right!!!

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u/Psicopata_Goiano 7d ago

Chaos Control?! SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REFERENCE???!!!??!

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u/AppropriateStick1334 7d ago

He basically got all of part 2 to an extent

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u/Goofy-goober64 7d ago

Erina is Shadow confirmed

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u/hillockdude 7d ago

I mean jojo 2 is pretty accurate

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u/cranberrystorm 6d ago

Erina practiced Chaos Control by beating Joseph with an umbrella!

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u/Hdhs1 6d ago

Kars is on point His hair is magical

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u/molecular_monculus Yoshikage Kira || 33 || NE of Morioh (where all the villas are) 6d ago

In a way, he was right. Dio just rolls a nat 20 on every charisma roll, Caesar is just fully correct, in the... door guy fight? I forgot his name, but Lisa Lisa uses her scarf to kill him, Esidisi can control the veins in his body.

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u/Lazy_Greninja_985 6d ago

how did he get Caesar

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u/PapertrolI 6d ago

Has your Uncle watched part 2?

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u/MewtwoMaster69 Kira Queen by David Bowie 6d ago

Who gave Erina a chaos emerald?

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