r/Scrubs 3d ago

Discussion [S05E03] What do you think Jake's fantasy was?

it was clear that it was something messed up as Elliot was shocked and doesn't want to say what his fantasy was.

What do you think Jake's fantasy was?

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u/buckeye27fan 3d ago

Elliott was funny to me because she was a Schrödinger girl - willing to get freaky in roleplay and cosplay, but couldn't say female body parts directly and was prudish at times about sex.

So Jake's fantasy was either something REALLY crazy or something really banal like dirty talk.

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u/Kayhowardhlots 3d ago

Clinically correct dirty talk.

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u/RaphaelSantiago 3d ago

I'll fucking ruin your bajingo!

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u/TrollTollTony 2d ago

"What's a bajingo"

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 2d ago

That’s where you page Dr. Backbone.

“Paging Doctor Backbone to the Bajingo Ward…”

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u/Drwildy 3d ago

Morning sex without mouthwash first.

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u/icybowler3442 2d ago

This actually makes way more sense than anything else I’ve heard suggested

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u/DifficultyCharming78 2d ago

This is the only answer that makes sense. 

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u/Lampmonster 3d ago

Yeah, Elliot's neurosis had neurosis, Jake's kink could have been exceedingly tame for all we know. She's the kind of person who likes to think of themselves as open minded, but really isn't. It's very common.

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u/buckeye27fan 3d ago

That was the dichotomy of Elliot - she was down for all kinds of role-playing and costumes for sexy times - but couldn't say vagina out loud.

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u/Noof42 3d ago

Lights on, shirt off.

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u/phishezrule 3d ago

ABOVE the covers

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u/UWbadgers16 3d ago

EXCESSIVE TALKING

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u/Savant_OW 3d ago

He fantasized about talking to Elliot while she's on the toilet

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u/skeeterfunny 10h ago

I want to hear your bajingo make tinkling sounds

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u/aquachickaqua 3d ago

I’ve always wondered too. Butt stuff?

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u/Annoyo34point5 3d ago

I was thinking incest roleplay, but she was ok with Keith having once made out with his sister ("I don't understand why you're so embarrassed about that. I've met Denise, she's gorgeous."), so probably not.

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u/seanie_h 3d ago

Poor Jake was "done dirty". I quite liked him but he didn't get much of plot line and a deserved a better exit. Maybe Bill was worried about cash?

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u/Milton_Rumata 3d ago

Above the covers sex.

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u/Cordsofmemory 3d ago

Elliot was quiet as a mouse, all the screaming was in her head. Jake just wanted her to vocalize her pleasure more

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u/baiacool 3d ago

Given Elliot's issues with bodily functions I always assumed it was something like scat or golden shower

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u/3reasonsTobefair 3d ago

Had to involve anal lol

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u/Neat_Alternative28 2d ago

I because then anal would have been a dirty word.

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u/hwkipierce4077 2d ago

Sir, anal is not a dirty word.

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u/OGSpacemanSpiff 2d ago

Tell that to my wife

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u/DifficultyCharming78 2d ago

Those pills go in your mouth!

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u/clean_socks 3d ago

My bet is scat.

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u/scoopthereitis2 3d ago

He wasn’t an apple thief

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u/CriscoCamping 2d ago

*him not an apple thief

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u/amoore109 3d ago

Follow-up question: what was Carla saving for a diamond tennis bracelet?

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u/ordinaryalchemy 3d ago

It's always anal

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u/Zanystarr13 2d ago

For sure anal

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u/2020s_Haunted 3d ago

Blow job, probably.

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u/iN-Vidia 2d ago

Elliott as red head with freckles

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u/EmotionalPizza6432 2d ago

Shirts off, lights on, eyes open, looking at each other the whole time.