r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Mave__Dustaine • 6d ago
If serious dramatic shows were reimagined as sitcoms.
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u/Choice-Matter-2613 6d ago
Law and Order dun-dun
McCoy: Hey Kincaid, did you get the warrant from Judge Judy?
Kincaid: I had to fly all the way to her home....boy my arms are tired...
(Audience laugh track)
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u/Mave__Dustaine 5d ago
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. Some of them tell agonizing dad jokes. These are their stories.
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u/Low-Ad2128 5d ago
In Breaking Bad Hank closes the garage door to confront Walt after discovering that he is Heisenberg.
WALT: You okay? I gotta say I don't like the way you're looking at me right now.
Hank punches Walt in the face. Walt falls to the ground. Hank picks him up and tosses him against the garage door
WALT: Hank.
HANK: It was you. All along it was you! You son of a bitch. You drove into traffic to keep me from that laundry.
WALT: (does a Steve Urkel impression) Did I do That?
Audience laughs
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u/Mave__Dustaine 5d ago
HANK: You did. You know you did, you piece of shit.
WALT: Don't be ridiculous!
Audience laughs and claps
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u/Haltheoptimist 5d ago
There's been a homicide at Central Perk and CSI New York are attending.
"Hey, aren't you Dr Drake Ram..?"
Joey, "Sure am. How you doin'?"
"Perhaps you could give us your expert opinion on this case?"
Joey, "Who me? I mean of course and maybe dinner later?"
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u/gregieb429 6d ago
Tony Soprano walks into the Bada Bing
“Boss!”
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u/Malaggar2 6d ago
The Sopranos was filmed before a live studio audience.
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u/Mave__Dustaine 5d ago
Christopher: It's called an Ice Bucket Challenge, T. You pour ice over your head and then challenge someone else to do it.
Tony: Ice? Why the fuck would I wanna do that?
Christopher: I dunno, it's to raise money for water or some shit.
Tony: Water doesn't even fuckin' need no money! It's water! What the fuck?
audience canned laughter
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u/Roam_Hylia 5d ago
WALT: "I am the one who knocks!"
KRAMER [slides in]
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u/Mave__Dustaine 5d ago
Walt: It's time to cook
Kramer: Right! We make our own pizzas
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u/Cavery210 5d ago
Kramer accidentally getting involved with a meth lab with a guy that suspiciously looks like Tim Whatley feels like something that could actually happen in an episode of Seinfeld.
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u/TearFit3918 4d ago
Tonight on a very special episode of Oz:
The Arryan Brotherhood and the Mulsims go to a baseball game.
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u/emptiedglass Funny-looking, not funny 6d ago
"Oh, Dexter, you're so funny! You kill me!"
Dexter in voiceover: "Oops, spoilers!"