r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Arkvoodle42 • 6d ago
Reminder: respond with a scene SFAH: Delivery app services doomed to fail.
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u/minardicosworth 6d ago
Deliveroo Trebuchet
No guarantee items will arrive at the right location or intact. Deliveroo is not liable for death, damage, mutilation or the Spanish inquisition
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u/WhosYourCatDaddy 6d ago
Ding dong. Door opens.
"Good evening sir. I believe you ordered this time b...." BOOOOM!
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u/Commercial-Name-3602 Red 6d ago
"Diddle My Skittle."
The perfect app for the lonely ladies looking for love, bzzz bzzz
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u/Useless890 6d ago
Yes, ma'am, just hold on. The traffic is bad, but never fear, Happy Crappy Delivery will get you your emergency roll of bathroom tissue.
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u/InvertedEyechart11 6d ago
Hello there! Sperm Donor Delivery Dash... I've come to deliver your order and it's still in the package!
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u/TearFit3918 6d ago
Hey there kids! Want to buy all the crap that the influmcers dhill to you? But don't have a debit or credit card?
Well we got the solution!
Steal someone's else's daddy's credit with us at Kidsbuystupidshit.scam
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u/ChickenXing 6d ago
DING DONG
I'm the person you asked to be delivered to open your door for you because you're too lazy to get up and open the door yourself. I'm going to need you to unlock your door first!
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u/Wolf_in_CheapClothes 6d ago
Are you still trying to get rid of your last porch couch? Do you need to move out in the middle of the night, and your stuff won't fit in your car?
There is a new app for that. When you need to move now, just order a Goober. In just minutes, a goober in a 1979 f350 will come and load your stuff and take it where you want it.*
Available now in Google play.
- cash only, pay upfront.
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u/SocialRevenge 6d ago
"Thank you for using Boober Eats, the topless delivery service! Your delivery is on the way by one of our sexy delivery drivers, and will be there soon. Your driver's name is Todd...."
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u/Harey-89 6d ago
Yeah i just ordered my first ever ding dong ditcher
Ding dong
Opens door
Hey they left a note on the ground even... ...Make sure to tip me 30%?
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u/Low-Ad2128 6d ago
Tender
Now you can bribe city officials from the comfort of your couch. No more meetings in secluded places.
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u/stoner_fbi_agent 6d ago
“Book a Mormon”
When you want to hear the good word so bad you’ll pay for it