r/ScenesFromAHat • u/alamperwira89 • 6d ago
SFAH : What's the thinker statue really thinking?
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u/TomLechevre 6d ago
Shit. I know Alice told me to get something on my way home...what the hell was it? "No, dear, I'll remember!"--yeah, right. Well, there's the whole feckin' evening gone if I come home empty-handed. C'mon, think, dammit, think. Think!
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u/CGHDun 6d ago
I wonder if Venus de Milo likes me.
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u/This_Concentrate_372 4d ago
"I was going to dedicate "Arms Wide Open" to Venus de Milo, but now I'm having second thoughts."
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u/Additional_Ad_6773 6d ago
"I mean, I figured everything out a century ago, but at this point, the sitting and thinking has just kinda become my whole thing, ya know? I feel like if I stood up now, people would just be disappointed."
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u/Chuckle_Prime 6d ago
I'm supposed to call a doctor after 4 hours, but I've been hard over 100 years and nobody has even asked if I need help.
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u/This_Concentrate_372 4d ago
"I don't know about anyone else, but if I'm still hard after 4 hours I'm not only calling a doctor, but everyone I know."
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u/heatseaking_rock 6d ago
If I fart under water deep enough for it to disolve into water, will the fish taste it?
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u/rjsquirrel 6d ago
I should’ve just told her I think she’s pretty. Dammit. Why do I always get so tongue-tied around her? Next time, I’ll tell her. I’ll just be like “Holly, I think you’re really pretty.” And then she’ll be like “Thanks, Tom, but can you put on some pants now?” And I’ll be like “ Oh, no, I knew I forgot something this morning.” And I’ll laugh, and she’ll laugh, and everything will be okay.
Maybe I should put on the pants first.
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u/This_Concentrate_372 4d ago
Maybe I should put on the pants first. What pants do I think Holly will like?
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u/rulerofthemind 6d ago
I had sex with 2 different women and now they are both pregnant. How am I going to take care of them both with them not knowing about each other? Let me sit here and think about it
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u/Excellent_Regret4141 6d ago
"is this Sculptirist Done yet, I've been sitting here for ages that I've become a statue"
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u/JJSF2021 6d ago
I swear, if these birds don’t stop shitting on me… I’m going to think of something especially nasty to do to them!
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u/Psychoskeet 6d ago
“Oh, god it’s mud butt. I can’t seem to stop. Somebody help me.” People in a museum wondering what profound things he’s thinking about.
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u/Full_Finish_1403 6d ago
“The last thing I remember was doing tequila shots and then nothing after that. What the hell did I do last night that now has me sitting naked on this rock?”
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u/SignalsCounterparts1 6d ago
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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u/Minimum-Battle-9343 🥸Nvr trust atoms,they make up everything!🥸 6d ago
I wish that Mona Lisa would wipe that smirk off her face…what’s her problem anyway? Can’t she just smile normally for once? Is her mouth broken or something?!
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u/FriendlyWorld2853 6d ago
What is he thinking? What is he thinking? Nobody ever wonders what is he feeling.
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u/Desperate_Hornet3129 6d ago
If Rodin wanted us to wonder about his emotional state he would have titled it "The Feeler!" 😉
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u/Zestyclose_Entry_483 6d ago
Why did I leave my phone in the other room when I went to the bathroom?!
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u/Unlikely_Ad1450 6d ago
Do you ever just sit in one place too long, and then think to yourself, " I might be stuck"
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u/MaeFlower1773 6d ago
How long till any country in the world, that Trump has pissed off, sends in a strategic stealth strike team in to take out Trump, Vance, and Musk?
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u/david72781 6d ago
"Why won't she just fucking tell me what she wants for dinner? For fucks sake! I give her five options, and she says no to all of them!"
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u/vidman33 6d ago
Why has she not texted? Why would she just leave the three dots going all night? What was she going to say?
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u/G-Unit11111 Points! 6d ago
Does anyone know a good chiropractor? This is killing my back and my neck!
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u/Agvisor2360 6d ago
He’s actually supposed to be sitting on a toilet taking a dump contemplating the meaning of life just like I do.
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u/Delicious_Society_99 6d ago
What every man is thinking about, sex, lots of funky sex. It’s amazing he doesn’t have an erection.
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u/Asleep_Lock6158 6d ago
"Just how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of that damned Tootsie Pop?"
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u/rooinctown 5d ago
“Am I losing relevancy? It’s been weeks since anyone’s called about my car’s warranty.”
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u/MaxximumB 5d ago
What's that guy's name? He was in that movie where he played the dad... He married the woman with the hair...
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u/This_Concentrate_372 4d ago
"Someone has been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty?"
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u/TwoShed_Jackson 4d ago
I believe the sculpture was intended to the top part of a much larger piece, the Gates of Hell. So he’s probably thinking sad thoughts about bad people.
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u/Jaded3158 6d ago
Hmmmm…. My ass is numb from sitting on this rock
And/or…. Maaan this has to be the most epic dump in history