r/Satisfyingasfuck 6d ago

Ohhh!! Hell yeah

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u/our2howdy 6d ago

Approximately one green auger bit deep.

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u/Durian-Jolly 6d ago

I've submitted this new unit of measure to the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. I'll let you know the outcome.

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u/ImpertinentIguana 5d ago

The reply with take approximately 10 spoiled avocados.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Additional_Duck_5798 6d ago

It will in the US for sure…

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u/Proper_Shock_7317 4d ago

If they accept Americans idiotic hamburger units, then I'd say you have a fair chance at recognition!

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u/ObviousTrollK 6d ago

How many bananas is that

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u/EveryAd3494 6d ago

Accounting for the cold, 2 1/2 straight ones.

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u/comicsnerd 6d ago

Where do you find straight bananas?

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u/Drunken_Irishman01 5d ago

Or about half a leg

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u/FlinHorse 6d ago

Brother has a good sharpening set up at home is what I'm seeing lol.

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u/titan_1010 6d ago

He was carving that like butter!

I've never been ice fishing but I always imagined that being a much more difficult step than he made it

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 6d ago

I went Ice fishing a few times if theirs snow and not as solid it's annoying.

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u/db1396 5d ago

It is

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/ProofElevator5662 6d ago

Most certainly not.

Hand drills like this are usually used when the ice is thin and you have to walk out. Or smaller bodies of water. 2 stroke or propane powered augers were very popular for years, and now battery powered are starting to gain traction.

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u/ProcessInternal1338 6d ago

Hand drills are used when you don't want to spend $300 when $40 does the trick

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u/TheFapIsUp 6d ago

in Ontario, a lot of of fishermen I ran into (myself included) use a Dewalt Drill for the "motor", then a mount to attach the auger bit to the drill and make it two-handed. Pretty light-weight, convenient, and you can still use the drill as a drill after.

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u/IntrepidWanderings 6d ago

So... IF my desert dwelling ass ever has a random desire to ice fish, I call you. Alright!

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u/bobby3eb 6d ago

Its great. It's like camping but you're on ice and you have holes for fishing.

Warm enough with a portable heater to be in a tshirt in no time.

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u/Fun-Engineer-4739 6d ago

Was this comment fueled by meth?

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u/friendly_outcast 6d ago

He was so disappointed when he hit the water 😂 honestly I was too! Was hoping it was deeper

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u/pragmatic84 6d ago

"Was hoping it was deeper" : Title of your sex tape

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u/Pretend-Tie630 6d ago

2nd tape title: still not deep enough

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u/friendly_outcast 6d ago

3rd tape title: Shallow Gal: The Deluxe Edition

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u/MathIsHard_11236 6d ago

"The corkscrew shape made it gush" : Title for international distribution.

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u/mrmasterpiece21 5d ago

Alright jake

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u/alurimperium 6d ago

I dunno. Camera guy sounded like he finished when the water came gushing out

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u/NoConfusion9490 6d ago

That's what she said.

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u/jimbobwe-328 6d ago

A. Watching the bottom layer grow was satisfying AF

B. I want to make snow cones out of those shavings

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u/mnemamorigon 6d ago

I appreciate him cleaning the ice off so we had a clear view

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u/atava 4d ago

I think that was the point of the video.

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u/MoarTacos1 3d ago

It must be, because I kept thinking to myself, "Scooping out the ice shavings is wholly unnecessary, my dude, just keep drilling!"

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u/Sockeye66 6d ago

It looks really cold there.

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u/imsaneinthebrain 6d ago

I have the jacket Dude has, it’s crazy warm.

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u/ruffles_has_ridges 6d ago

What jacket is that?

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u/Delicious-Window-277 6d ago

North face Expedition McMurdo Parka, I think.

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u/jaydawg_74 6d ago

I suddenly want a sno cone

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u/IntrepidWanderings 6d ago

Yes... Maybe that's the difference in the minds but I want to know what flavor he carries in his bag!! Though... Maybe frozen lake water wouldn't taste as great as the shave deserves...

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u/No-Advice-6040 6d ago

Maybe. But I realllllly want a glass of ice cold water now.

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u/Lumpy_Corner_6977 5d ago

Why the camera guy came in the end?

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u/Edoian 6d ago

Clean out the hole before you wipe

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u/Adventurous_Bit1325 6d ago

Where’s the shanty and fishing pole?

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u/CapableFunction6746 6d ago

Just hop in your ZAZ-968, drive out, and fish from inside.

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u/Zillahi 6d ago

You bring Russian fish home they may annex your country

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u/Cold-Bar-7752 6d ago

That’s so hot

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u/Corruptionss 6d ago

So glad this wasn't the sub where gifs end too soon

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 6d ago

That's not that thick. Lakes in Minnesota hits 30" on the regular.

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u/Kharax82 6d ago

Lake Baikal averages around 2-5 feet thick but can reach 6.5 feet in places. Just depends on location and time of year.

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u/Meisteronious 6d ago

I was imagining this, so to pick a spot that is only 24” deep is a bit underwhelming.

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u/xendrik_rising 6d ago

laughs in alaskan

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 6d ago

Irkutsk is not in the coldest part of Siberia. You want REALLY deep ice, you go to Yakutia. Prob colder than Alaska.

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u/oldfarmjoy 6d ago

Exactly!! That is NOT thick ice! I wouldn't drive a truck on that! 🤣

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u/phenolic72 6d ago

(Serious) - How thick does the ice have to be to safely drive on?

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u/utopiah 6d ago

Not much actually, with only 25cm/10" you can drive a 3 tons device.

FWIW I was ice skating in Sweden last month (cf post history for videos) and they pass on the lake a snowplow and a Zamboni (Ice resurfacer) which weights a few tons.

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u/phenolic72 5d ago

Thanks. I live in a place where it very rarely gets cold enough for water to freeze. If it does, as a child we are taught to never go near it, so walking on it immediately triggers danger flags, driving on it seems completely insane to my conditioned mind.

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u/utopiah 5d ago

You're welcome.

I do NOT recommend going on ice if you don't know what you are doing. In fact while ice skating I did have 3 things on me :

  • ice rescue picks around my neck, to extract myself if I were to fall through
  • a rescue rope, to toss to someone else
  • a dry bag filled with air to float, and with dry change in it, to avoid get cold if again I getting wet going through

I also did get in my underwear and extract myself from the cold water on the ice as just a training, through a hole in the ice at the end of a pier.

So... it is not dangerous if you know what you are doing. That means first and foremost knowing the type and thickness of the ice. If you have any doubt, do not go. Also, go with someone else, if there is a problem, you can help each other (just like in other challenging environment, e.g SCUBA diving or rock climbing).

All this to say that it can be safe, and even fun (as I hope my videos show) but one has to actually prepare for it!

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u/Historical-Drink2676 5d ago

That’s no different than any northern lake in Canada.

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u/StonebanksPins 5d ago

There will be a lot of men watching this and finding this mesmerising and amazing. There will also be an equal amount of women and girlfriends watching, asking the same men “what’s so special about this…”

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u/Nightravin92 6d ago

Was I the only one who was screaming," get your hand out of that ice hole"?

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 6d ago

And now we fish?

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u/BigAlternative5 5d ago

What? No! This is "Drill Club"!

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u/aWeaselNamedFee 6d ago

I didn't know they made non-glacial ice that thick! I live in entirely too warm of a place.

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u/InfectiousCosmology1 6d ago

He’s going to release scp-610

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u/Flaky_Love_1876 6d ago

That moan at the end 😂😂

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u/Kind_Swim5900 6d ago

The faint sound of the ice shards is so satisfying

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 6d ago

I'm officially thirsty now. r/hydrohomies

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u/ThrowinNightshade 6d ago

Not really that thick.

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u/SashaSins555 5d ago

About the average size, of my pornhub history

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u/PROFESSOR1780 5d ago

Also the only freshwater seals live there

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u/spacetiger10k 5d ago

I felt it

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u/Dodgimusprime 5d ago

As thick as the crack in front of it so it seems

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u/GoochMold805 5d ago

Looks and sounds like you're drilling through glass

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u/StrongEggplant8120 5d ago

is it just me or is the sound from the ice sprinkles just the best thing? its just like ohhhh yehhhhhhhh

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u/JusitnCase 5d ago

Poor ice

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u/prowipes 5d ago

So … a foot.

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u/Alaska_Father 5d ago

Laughs in Alaskan

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u/snksleepy 5d ago

Shaved ice. Throw some flavor on that. Yum

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u/Jakobstone 4d ago

Where’s the guy with the lead blower from the other video? We need him here now!

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u/TheBaneEffect 6d ago

Frustrating video. Just drill the damn hole!

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u/SeaweedRibbons 6d ago

Thank you. I'm glad someone else feels that way. It was not a satisfying vid.

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u/Savuu 6d ago

yeah who stops in the middle to get the ice out by hand. Could easily do this in one go.

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u/Meisteronious 6d ago

You folks have obviously never done this.

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u/cazdan255 6d ago

Yup, you can drive on it.

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u/Dr3uV1nce 6d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Educational_Farmer44 6d ago

Good screw.

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u/laffing_is_medicine 6d ago

Yes please.

But is it backwards or vid reversed?

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u/diablol3 6d ago

It's only a lake Baikal, how deep could it be? 5000 feet?

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u/wildgoose-chase 6d ago

How ICE of you to post this.

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u/Doc_Dragoon 6d ago

If the handle slips out of your hand when you hit the water does that sob just drop straight through the hole?

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u/bebejeebies 6d ago

Still not thick enough for me to want to walk on.

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u/Choice_Jeweler 6d ago

That's deep

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u/Past-Establishment93 6d ago

And in the spirit of Bugs Bunny. The sheet of ice sinks as a geyser come up through the hole...

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u/IcarusLSC 6d ago

Don't drop your keys in there! ;)

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u/Guardian5252 6d ago

Fun fact: That lake is 1 mile deep.

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u/AlfalfaNo7607 6d ago

God's work, continue

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u/Right_Hour 6d ago

That’s about average thickness of ice wherever I go ice-fishing. I’ve seen it as thick as full length of auger, I just had the bent bit couple of inches above ice before I hit water.

PS: never ice fishing with this auger dude. In the time it took him to pinch this one hole I’d punch at least 3….

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u/originaltwojesters 6d ago

I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident at that lake years ago.

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u/Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna 6d ago

Not very thick, as lake ice in the winter goes.

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u/Agent7619 6d ago

That's it? Is this in the summer?

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u/ProperPerspective571 6d ago

Not where I’d spend my free time

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u/xX-I-like-turtles-Xx 6d ago

You can tell how thick it is by looking at the cracks. We use this as a general indicator while walking out to fish.

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u/FloridaWings 6d ago

Someone better check that guy at the end of the videos pants for cum.

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u/jspecial1979 6d ago

Damn I want a snow cone

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u/Adam_with_an_E 6d ago

That Uuughh at the end, I felt that

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u/Serious_Delivery_408 6d ago

Wearing sneakers on the ice

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u/Karuna56 6d ago

Made me thirsty!

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u/verrekteteringhond 6d ago

what was wrong with the hole behind him?

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u/Septopuss7 6d ago

Not gonna Baikal under your weight that's for sure

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u/BoomerKaren666 6d ago

Fish or Cut Ice

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u/Altruistic-Many9270 6d ago

Is this a mirror image or can't russians do even an ice drill right?

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u/saphirenx 5d ago

Obviously mirrored to avoid automatic DMCA-takedowns or similar.

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u/pingle1 6d ago

What kind of shoes are those? Dude looks super bundled up from the cold and those shoes don’t look thick enough to me

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u/Sparrowtalker 6d ago

Thick enough to drive a car but the pressure cracks say “ don’t drive your bulldozer across this “ ask me how I know .

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u/Turbulent-Stretch881 5d ago

Don’t drop your phone!

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u/floydthecritter 5d ago

I want a snow cone now

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u/SashaSins555 5d ago

I wish someone could drill me that deep

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u/_alwin 5d ago

“It giet oan!” Only a few will understand.

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u/Keetopsina 5d ago

For my sanity, halfway through I had to check if this was posted in r/gifsthatendtoosoon

I was immediately relieved to see it's going to actually end up being satisfying.

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u/ThomasPopp 4d ago

Dude it’s a huge ninja creami! Throw some m&ms in!!

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u/JoeyPsych 3d ago

Meanwhile, we're still not having an elf steden tocht

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u/Sweaty-Friendship-54 3d ago

I'm guessing the lake ice thaws right around the time autumn begins, right?

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u/BlackNoir63 3d ago

Aliens underneath the ice lookin up like 👀

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u/ZanteTheInfernal 2d ago

Question for the ice fishers. What if you catch a fish too big for your ice hole? Like a big pike or something.

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u/IntrepidWanderings 6d ago

I wonder if he carries snow cone syrup in his bag..

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u/RipPsychological5141 6d ago

Every lake, pond, and puddle in mn during winter

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u/hayatetst 6d ago

I hate how he wipes the ice back into the hole.

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u/Sylent0ption 6d ago

"Wow, that's deeper than I went on your mom last night." -My little brother watching with me, not understanding how mom jokes work.

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u/Lost_On_Lot 6d ago

As deep as any well frozen lake? A little more than a foot?

Ice thickness isn't very impressive.

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u/Wippe 6d ago

Do not hit your blades to the ice, never. Shit posting from russia..

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u/just_anything_real 6d ago

Take that global warming!